Chris' RacCoons
@chrisraccoons.bsky.social
We're a gaze (hence they/them) of shitposting raccoons originally on Twitter to mock Chris Coons. #AnimalCaucus.
Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say?
If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say?
If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
Not entirely sure what bubble.blue is doing, but we're in company that's far too good for us.
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Not entirely sure what bubble.blue is doing, but we're in company that's far too good for us.
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
(This is the "Last Month" version.)
Using the loom waste for a nice presentation
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Using the loom waste for a nice presentation
Still don't love sewing, but we're done! Holiday gifts for mother-in-law done!
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Still don't love sewing, but we're done! Holiday gifts for mother-in-law done!
For those who have watched our complex #weaving videos and found them slow or stressful, here's something a bit more straightforward. Making ~6 yards of cloth to make place mats.
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
For those who have watched our complex #weaving videos and found them slow or stressful, here's something a bit more straightforward. Making ~6 yards of cloth to make place mats.
When you see a piece of tuna that looks this good, you've got to make a nice dinner.
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When you see a piece of tuna that looks this good, you've got to make a nice dinner.
Hmm, this joke never seems to land.
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hmm, this joke never seems to land.
Mack knows the truth- only the Great Raccoon can set you free. And They take any major form of payment.
October 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Mack knows the truth- only the Great Raccoon can set you free. And They take any major form of payment.
We hadn't been to a high school in a while (spouse's orchestra is performing at one). This banner is.... something?
October 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We hadn't been to a high school in a while (spouse's orchestra is performing at one). This banner is.... something?
The word "utilize" is terrible and should basically never be used.
October 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The word "utilize" is terrible and should basically never be used.
sleepy toby is the bestest toby of all!
Here's a sleepy Ezra in trade.
Here's a sleepy Ezra in trade.
October 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
sleepy toby is the bestest toby of all!
Here's a sleepy Ezra in trade.
Here's a sleepy Ezra in trade.
One scarf finished, second scarf started. We like this color a lot.
October 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
One scarf finished, second scarf started. We like this color a lot.
Catered is usually more expensive than off-the-menu, but that's an utterly crazy number at an Embassy Suites. Or,
October 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Catered is usually more expensive than off-the-menu, but that's an utterly crazy number at an Embassy Suites. Or,
The treadling, in case anyone is curious about a skeleton tieup.
October 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The treadling, in case anyone is curious about a skeleton tieup.
This is the pattern for 1 full repeat (which is the video). It's 30 picks (passes of the shuttle).
October 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the pattern for 1 full repeat (which is the video). It's 30 picks (passes of the shuttle).
The pattern is set by treadles that are operated with feet. This pattern uses a "skeleton tieup," meaning generally 2 are pressed down for each pass of the yarn.
The delays are where I'm looking at my feet to make sure I'm getting the right ones.
The delays are where I'm looking at my feet to make sure I'm getting the right ones.
October 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The pattern is set by treadles that are operated with feet. This pattern uses a "skeleton tieup," meaning generally 2 are pressed down for each pass of the yarn.
The delays are where I'm looking at my feet to make sure I'm getting the right ones.
The delays are where I'm looking at my feet to make sure I'm getting the right ones.
Our little college town in 2019.....
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Our little college town in 2019.....
After a bit of a hiatus, I'm back on my bullshit.
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
After a bit of a hiatus, I'm back on my bullshit.
