Chris Mohney
@chrismohney.bsky.social
Writer and editor and drinker and eater
American Can’t-o
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
American Can’t-o
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the world needs an aggressively balding toothy loquacious hillbilly Bond to connect with real americans
January 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM
the world needs an aggressively balding toothy loquacious hillbilly Bond to connect with real americans
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JAMES BOND, TRAVEL AGENT: Ah, Mexico City! When would you like to go
CUSTOMER: March I think
BOND: Wonderful, the Day of the Dead festival is amazing
CUSTOMER: Isn’t that in November
BOND: [shrugs] It’s always Day of the Dead when I go there
CUSTOMER: March I think
BOND: Wonderful, the Day of the Dead festival is amazing
CUSTOMER: Isn’t that in November
BOND: [shrugs] It’s always Day of the Dead when I go there
January 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
JAMES BOND, TRAVEL AGENT: Ah, Mexico City! When would you like to go
CUSTOMER: March I think
BOND: Wonderful, the Day of the Dead festival is amazing
CUSTOMER: Isn’t that in November
BOND: [shrugs] It’s always Day of the Dead when I go there
CUSTOMER: March I think
BOND: Wonderful, the Day of the Dead festival is amazing
CUSTOMER: Isn’t that in November
BOND: [shrugs] It’s always Day of the Dead when I go there
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Bond Vs. Predator
January 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Bond Vs. Predator
Republicans are simply not going to permit an ACA vote in the House and maybe not even in the Senate if they don't think they can win it, and they're also not going to care if they get accused of betraying the trust of people they despise
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Republicans are simply not going to permit an ACA vote in the House and maybe not even in the Senate if they don't think they can win it, and they're also not going to care if they get accused of betraying the trust of people they despise
Democrats about to do the frog and scorpion where they’re both long drowned on the riverbottom and yet the scorpion is still somehow stinging the frog and the frog is still somehow surprised
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Democrats about to do the frog and scorpion where they’re both long drowned on the riverbottom and yet the scorpion is still somehow stinging the frog and the frog is still somehow surprised
Republicans are going to gleefully celebrate how they dogwalked Democrats and got everything they wanted in exchange for nothing. that’s the table they’ll be at
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Republicans are going to gleefully celebrate how they dogwalked Democrats and got everything they wanted in exchange for nothing. that’s the table they’ll be at
Admire the beer coat in princple but you always see photos of it full like this, let's see how it looks at the end of the night, two thirds deflated and leaking from a dozen punctures, remaining beer warmed up to body temp, wearer sucking futilely at collapsed collar proboscis
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Admire the beer coat in princple but you always see photos of it full like this, let's see how it looks at the end of the night, two thirds deflated and leaking from a dozen punctures, remaining beer warmed up to body temp, wearer sucking futilely at collapsed collar proboscis
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turns out the Terminator isn't a scary invincible robot from the future but just an app on your phone that encourages you to kill yourself
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
turns out the Terminator isn't a scary invincible robot from the future but just an app on your phone that encourages you to kill yourself
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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bobby thought he was dead, he was going to get the dry rub
The head of the American Healthcare System saw someone collapse and immediately ran out of the room, and the president waited to see how long he could go without looking at the guy lol
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
bobby thought he was dead, he was going to get the dry rub
this post was clearly shadowbanned so reposting in honor of sandwich guy exoneration
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
this post was clearly shadowbanned so reposting in honor of sandwich guy exoneration
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Nancy Pelosi has proven once again that the best way to make a deal is to give the other side what they want. masterful
January 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Nancy Pelosi has proven once again that the best way to make a deal is to give the other side what they want. masterful
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Pelosi clapping meme where she is catching a pen tossed to her by Mitch McConnell and dutifuly signing any bill he sends her
January 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Pelosi clapping meme where she is catching a pen tossed to her by Mitch McConnell and dutifuly signing any bill he sends her
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
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Change in Headline
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Change in Headline
was reminded of old job drama this morning, and in partciular struck by various points when media founders I worked for had that mental “click” moment where they became more focused on making the business succesful (whatever that meant) vs making anything useful or interesting or good or worthwhile
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
was reminded of old job drama this morning, and in partciular struck by various points when media founders I worked for had that mental “click” moment where they became more focused on making the business succesful (whatever that meant) vs making anything useful or interesting or good or worthwhile
$9.50 for a shloske???
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
$9.50 for a shloske???
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when i am playing a video game i don't wanna play cards. if i'm doing something and cards are kind of around, that's fine, the cards are helping me play a video game. but if the cards are the video game that's just me playing cards and i don't wanna play cards when i'm playing a video game
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
when i am playing a video game i don't wanna play cards. if i'm doing something and cards are kind of around, that's fine, the cards are helping me play a video game. but if the cards are the video game that's just me playing cards and i don't wanna play cards when i'm playing a video game
as a conservative political consultant, I’m urging all my Republican clients to lib out real hard for 2026
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
as a conservative political consultant, I’m urging all my Republican clients to lib out real hard for 2026