Chris Mohney
@chrismohney.bsky.social
Writer and editor and drinker and eater
Admire the beer coat in princple but you always see photos of it full like this, let's see how it looks at the end of the night, two thirds deflated and leaking from a dozen punctures, remaining beer warmed up to body temp, wearer sucking futilely at collapsed collar proboscis
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Admire the beer coat in princple but you always see photos of it full like this, let's see how it looks at the end of the night, two thirds deflated and leaking from a dozen punctures, remaining beer warmed up to body temp, wearer sucking futilely at collapsed collar proboscis
Oliver ready to risk it all for the mac
November 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oliver ready to risk it all for the mac
omw to steal ur herring
November 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
omw to steal ur herring
low tide way up the Hudson
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
low tide way up the Hudson
Parents please check your children's Halloween candy carefully. my kids found the Antikythera mechanism hidden inside a Moon Pie
October 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Parents please check your children's Halloween candy carefully. my kids found the Antikythera mechanism hidden inside a Moon Pie
[bluesky voice] waffles
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
[bluesky voice] waffles
OpenAI announcing a pivot to Chatgpt sexbots immediately brought to mind this @extrafabulous.bsky.social panel
October 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
OpenAI announcing a pivot to Chatgpt sexbots immediately brought to mind this @extrafabulous.bsky.social panel
omw 2 steal ur pupa
October 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
omw 2 steal ur pupa
the confusing genetics on display, why Cucumber Son carries a string of cherry tomato siblings... much uncanny about the produce family
October 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
the confusing genetics on display, why Cucumber Son carries a string of cherry tomato siblings... much uncanny about the produce family
Murray what are you doing. That bed is too big for you. Have you no sense of proportion. The dog is so sad Murray
October 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Murray what are you doing. That bed is too big for you. Have you no sense of proportion. The dog is so sad Murray
bröther may I have a püsh
October 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
bröther may I have a püsh
America is beautiful
October 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
America is beautiful
after protest frog defeats 100 cops it evolves into King Frog
October 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
after protest frog defeats 100 cops it evolves into King Frog
proud of our boys or whatever
October 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
proud of our boys or whatever
calling the cops on mom when she confiscates your Switch. max audacity unlocked
September 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
calling the cops on mom when she confiscates your Switch. max audacity unlocked
Missed a call from 16yo, texted to ask why he called, got this very detailed explainer
September 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Missed a call from 16yo, texted to ask why he called, got this very detailed explainer
frankly I can see why this off-putting work of public art has been consigned to the fourth floor of a parking garage. hope it doesn't come alive and squirm around at night
September 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
frankly I can see why this off-putting work of public art has been consigned to the fourth floor of a parking garage. hope it doesn't come alive and squirm around at night