Chris Lowles
@chrislowles.bsky.social
It's pronounced loals. Probably annoying. I use this profile pic to make people think I'm one of those chuds from Facebook. #1 CATCF defender. https://chrislowles.com/
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Chris Lowles
@chrislowles.bsky.social
· Jun 14
if zuck got laid at harvard none of this would be happening
Having to remind my parents everyday of Pauline Hanson's voting record in contrast to her stunts and perceived image as "caring about the people" even though she's basically the culmination of every Aussie families third aunt and Marjorie Taylor Greene is TIRING.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Having to remind my parents everyday of Pauline Hanson's voting record in contrast to her stunts and perceived image as "caring about the people" even though she's basically the culmination of every Aussie families third aunt and Marjorie Taylor Greene is TIRING.
just saw a podcast with a thumbnail using snapchat bitmoji faces instead of ai generated slop and i thought to myself in a hushed tone "we can go back"
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
just saw a podcast with a thumbnail using snapchat bitmoji faces instead of ai generated slop and i thought to myself in a hushed tone "we can go back"
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns
sci-fi horror movie where whenever someone says that the ceasefire in gaza is holding is warped there star trek style to see what the fuck is going on
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
sci-fi horror movie where whenever someone says that the ceasefire in gaza is holding is warped there star trek style to see what the fuck is going on
Reposted by Chris Lowles
that humble little crocodile has returned
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
that humble little crocodile has returned
my favorite past time is telling chatbots on character ai that i've been in a car accident
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM
my favorite past time is telling chatbots on character ai that i've been in a car accident
i want weezer to cover just what i needed by the cars please
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i want weezer to cover just what i needed by the cars please
The Rumor Come Out: Does Donald Trump is Gay?
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
The Rumor Come Out: Does Donald Trump is Gay?
who up dinking they oiter
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
who up dinking they oiter
Leonard Nimoy, call me back
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Leonard Nimoy, call me back
Reposted by Chris Lowles
I'd do foul things for a King Gizzard/Jello Biafra collab album.
September 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'd do foul things for a King Gizzard/Jello Biafra collab album.
Reposted by Chris Lowles
Smosh is officially more of a significant threat to Nintendo than the entire American government.
September 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Smosh is officially more of a significant threat to Nintendo than the entire American government.
you don't need a "joe rogan for the left" you need a "left-wing democrat"
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 AM
you don't need a "joe rogan for the left" you need a "left-wing democrat"
Reposted by Chris Lowles
Unreal Tournament can now be played IN A BROWSER
dos.zone/mp/?lobby=ut
Along with other late 90s PC FPS classics but yeah. UT99 in a browser window... just fantastic. Thanks to the r/LGR subreddit for letting me know about it!
dos.zone/mp/?lobby=ut
Along with other late 90s PC FPS classics but yeah. UT99 in a browser window... just fantastic. Thanks to the r/LGR subreddit for letting me know about it!
Multiplayer Hub | DOS.Zone
Multiplayer Portal - is a best place to play classic DOS and Windows games online with your friends. No registration needed, no advertisment, just play! Quake, Half-Life, Heroes of Might and Magic, Wo...
dos.zone
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Unreal Tournament can now be played IN A BROWSER
dos.zone/mp/?lobby=ut
Along with other late 90s PC FPS classics but yeah. UT99 in a browser window... just fantastic. Thanks to the r/LGR subreddit for letting me know about it!
dos.zone/mp/?lobby=ut
Along with other late 90s PC FPS classics but yeah. UT99 in a browser window... just fantastic. Thanks to the r/LGR subreddit for letting me know about it!
𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝔁
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝔁
proud to be the guy who paid 4 bucks to have two trucks played on the tyler mcvicker stream on the day the gabecube got announced
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
proud to be the guy who paid 4 bucks to have two trucks played on the tyler mcvicker stream on the day the gabecube got announced
Reposted by Chris Lowles
The government's intelligence gathering apparatus is literally "I saw this snuff film on X" now and I have no idea why people haven't realized this or still post there regularly like you're not feeding a government surveillance firehose.
They are coming to Charlotte literally because of a few right-wing propaganda accounts on X and I am livid.
Gregory Bovino, the top Border Patrol official leading the charge on the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown in cities, and his officers are heading to Charlotte, according to a source familiar with the planning. That was news to city officials. https://cnn.it/49crpZT
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The government's intelligence gathering apparatus is literally "I saw this snuff film on X" now and I have no idea why people haven't realized this or still post there regularly like you're not feeding a government surveillance firehose.
i love that sometimes the youtube player controls sometimes just never fucking go away i want to commit several crimes in minecraft
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
i love that sometimes the youtube player controls sometimes just never fucking go away i want to commit several crimes in minecraft
Reposted by Chris Lowles
Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026:
Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame.
Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame.
Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026:
Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame.
Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame.
Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
BENNY SAFDIE IS BOWSER JR????????????????????????????
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
BENNY SAFDIE IS BOWSER JR????????????????????????????