Christopher L. Keller
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Christopher L. Keller
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Stretch-4 putting in work on the offensive and defensive glass.

Aspiring to play lead and rhythm guitar.

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The script I run each week to inventory new documents uploaded to the AP's DocumentCloud instance found quite a few new additions last week.
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh hi Sandias… what a lovely color you have this evening.
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Don’t forget 8-bit mode!!!
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Our ofrenda grew by three this year… a grandma, a cousin and a puppy dog. May they all find their way to us this evening.
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
FWIW, the prompt was...
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Went into Sora because I was curious & made my share of AI-derived slop cat videos, but I also tried taking real analysis lines from a story and prompting it to make a chart.

It isn't ... terrible? It's not great. It lacks context & it probably sucked an acre-foot of water out of Lake Mendota...
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Wrote a thing to scan the homepages of about 140 federal agencies, take a screenshot of the homepage and scan the URLs for messages related to the government shutdown so they can be tracked over time.
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Someone please wake up Billy Joe.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just checking the status of "completely random" URLs that would not in any way be targeted or flagged for removal...
August 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
3 credit 300-level course? Don't mind if I do.
July 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Pretty sure I just suggested enough songs for about four unrequited love mixtapes I would have made in high school for the longlist...
July 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It’s the "inspired by" Mike Campbell solo of the day.
July 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It’s the Mike Campbell lick of the day.
July 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
To help get this piece across the wire this evening, I contributed reporting and wrote code to download 25 years' worth of meeting minutes and search them for terms such as "flood alerts," "warning systems," and "sirens."
July 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Achievement unlocked…
June 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Oh... equations written up just down the street from me... part of the earth penetration mechanics work done in the 1960s at Sandia National Laboratories.

C.W. Young - Clarence W. Young - is mentioned in this 2021 profile I wrote of a former Sandia researcher who studied the topic.
June 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I asked ChatGPT about `oaicite` which is by no means definitive... but...

..." These tags are meant to be post-processed into human-friendly footnotes or inline citations (e.g. ""), but if something goes awry you might see the raw oaicite metadata instead."
May 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Success… may not be Lou. May not be Masa. But it passes the look and taste test.
May 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Springform pan is key, though cast iron works too. Cheese, some spinach and homemade sauce…
May 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Not only does she get deep dish but for Mother’s Day I got her a riff
. 🤘 🤘🎸🎸
May 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I knead this dough to “rise up”
May 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Making the best blasted Deep Dish in the Southwest.
May 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You can never be too prepared.
May 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Data is still accessible at the Wayback Machine at a pretty predictable URL. Grabbed each month and plugged the value into an Apps script, creating a new sheet for each of the 53 data snapshots.
April 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Here's what things look like today. 30 months of SEVIS data no longer available.
April 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM