Christopher L. Keller
@chrislkeller.com
Stretch-4 putting in work on the offensive and defensive glass.
Aspiring to play lead and rhythm guitar.
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Aspiring to play lead and rhythm guitar.
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This was an option today on at least one prediction market... Someone made a little coin ... but who...
January 27, 2026 at 11:58 PM
This was an option today on at least one prediction market... Someone made a little coin ... but who...
So my first round matchup in a bracket of sad song essays is against Tori Freakin Amos?
Gulp.
But seriously, this region has some heavyweights.
Gulp.
But seriously, this region has some heavyweights.
1990s Sadness Bracket Time NW Region (we're rolling these out region by region)
January 27, 2026 at 9:05 PM
So my first round matchup in a bracket of sad song essays is against Tori Freakin Amos?
Gulp.
But seriously, this region has some heavyweights.
Gulp.
But seriously, this region has some heavyweights.
Holding out for a November Rain v Neon Moon regional final.
Alright, posting the SW region of March Sadness 1990s Edition here. Some super interesting matchups coming...
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Holding out for a November Rain v Neon Moon regional final.
That Sade v 3EB matchup... OG high school sad meets college pop grunk sad.
Alright, 3rd of the 4 regions in March Sadness, 90s Edition, is the NE region, which has some CRAZY matchups.
January 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
That Sade v 3EB matchup... OG high school sad meets college pop grunk sad.
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Associated Press has confirmed Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino and some agents are expected to leave Minneapolis as early as Tuesday. CNN was the first to report.
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Live updates: Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino and some agents expected to leave Minneapolis, AP source says
The White House tried to distance President Donald Trump from comments by federal officials that characterized protester Alex Pretti, who was killed by an immigration officer, as a terrorist.
apnews.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Associated Press has confirmed Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino and some agents are expected to leave Minneapolis as early as Tuesday. CNN was the first to report.
apnews.com/live/minneap...
apnews.com/live/minneap...
Reposted by Christopher L. Keller
CNN reporter saying Bovino leaving the Twin Cities.
January 26, 2026 at 8:36 PM
CNN reporter saying Bovino leaving the Twin Cities.
Doesn’t appear in this year’s @marchxness.bsky.social bracket but here’s Edwin McCain talking about his journey to creating one of my favorite sad 90s tunes, “I’ll Be.”
That line “I’ll be, better when I’m older” sure hits different 30 years later.
youtu.be/SqoeVht-qw8?...
That line “I’ll be, better when I’m older” sure hits different 30 years later.
youtu.be/SqoeVht-qw8?...
How Edwin McCain Wrote the 90's Greatest Ballad
YouTube video by Rick Beato
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January 26, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Doesn’t appear in this year’s @marchxness.bsky.social bracket but here’s Edwin McCain talking about his journey to creating one of my favorite sad 90s tunes, “I’ll Be.”
That line “I’ll be, better when I’m older” sure hits different 30 years later.
youtu.be/SqoeVht-qw8?...
That line “I’ll be, better when I’m older” sure hits different 30 years later.
youtu.be/SqoeVht-qw8?...
Somewhere lovely, Mitch Hedberg is smiling.
MN protestors #protip put 2 Idaho Russets in the oven at 420 degrees for 45 min, take them out and foil wrap, 1 in each pocket before you go out. Theyll stay warm for 3-4 hours even in this weather and you can eat em when you like. They used to send us kids out like this back in the 70s trust me.
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Somewhere lovely, Mitch Hedberg is smiling.
Reposted by Christopher L. Keller
From our friends at @sourcenm.com ‘I’m stuck here’: Dozens of Minneapolis ICE detainees shipped to NM detention facility minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/22/r...
‘I’m stuck here’: Dozens of Minneapolis ICE detainees shipped to NM detention facility • Minnesota Reformer
More than 40 detainees arrived recently via bus from an El Paso. A Minnesota lawyer called out-of-state transfers an ICE tactic to "disappear" communities.
minnesotareformer.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:11 PM
From our friends at @sourcenm.com ‘I’m stuck here’: Dozens of Minneapolis ICE detainees shipped to NM detention facility minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/22/r...
Thus begins my final undergraduate semester…
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Thus begins my final undergraduate semester…
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Did I just figure out how to apply a tag to a file in DocumentCloud by changing a dropdown value in a Google Spreadsheet? Yes, yes, I did.
Does it scale? I have no idea.
Does it scale? I have no idea.
January 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Did I just figure out how to apply a tag to a file in DocumentCloud by changing a dropdown value in a Google Spreadsheet? Yes, yes, I did.
Does it scale? I have no idea.
Does it scale? I have no idea.
Words matter. We have them to describe circumstances and feelings so others can comprehend and empathize.
Time to roll out stronger words.
Time to roll out stronger words.
January 19, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Words matter. We have them to describe circumstances and feelings so others can comprehend and empathize.
Time to roll out stronger words.
Time to roll out stronger words.
"The code is never the point. The execution is the point. The realised intent is the point. The code is just the unfortunate middle step we haven’t figured out how to eliminate yet."
generativeai.pub/the-eternal-...
generativeai.pub/the-eternal-...
The Eternal Return of Abstraction: Why Programming Was Never About Code
In which a mid-career developer discovers that LLMs are just the latest swing of a pendulum that’s been moving since before computers…
generativeai.pub
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
"The code is never the point. The execution is the point. The realised intent is the point. The code is just the unfortunate middle step we haven’t figured out how to eliminate yet."
generativeai.pub/the-eternal-...
generativeai.pub/the-eternal-...
Shouldn't be surprised, and yet...
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Shouldn't be surprised, and yet...
Signed up for a Kalshi API account this week. Excited to see what it provides in terms of tracking "prediction markets."
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Signed up for a Kalshi API account this week. Excited to see what it provides in terms of tracking "prediction markets."
If someone considering entering journalism were to ask me for advice, I’d tell them to skip it and focus on building a community around a topic and doing all you can to inform that community in a fair but honest way so that some will help you lay the bills that modern society sends your way.
January 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
If someone considering entering journalism were to ask me for advice, I’d tell them to skip it and focus on building a community around a topic and doing all you can to inform that community in a fair but honest way so that some will help you lay the bills that modern society sends your way.
I’m all for children reading, but, sorry, what are we selling through the book club now?
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I’m all for children reading, but, sorry, what are we selling through the book club now?
AP has confirmed the shooting occurred after the officer was attacked with a shovel.
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apnews.com/article/immi...
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
AP has confirmed the shooting occurred after the officer was attacked with a shovel.
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Seeing this I'm compelled to acknowledge what this season of football has meant to the residents of Chicago and Chicagoland, and how hope and the power of "being there in the end with a chance" has over the psyche.
But any chance it comes in green and gold?
But any chance it comes in green and gold?
Ok ok I made the shirt. shop.dansinker.com/products/alw...
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Seeing this I'm compelled to acknowledge what this season of football has meant to the residents of Chicago and Chicagoland, and how hope and the power of "being there in the end with a chance" has over the psyche.
But any chance it comes in green and gold?
But any chance it comes in green and gold?
The daily breakfast, lunch and dinner menu for the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Artesia, New Mexico can be found online.
fletcartesia.southernfoodservice.com/Menu/Weekly?...
fletcartesia.southernfoodservice.com/Menu/Weekly?...
Weekly Menu
fletcartesia.southernfoodservice.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The daily breakfast, lunch and dinner menu for the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Artesia, New Mexico can be found online.
fletcartesia.southernfoodservice.com/Menu/Weekly?...
fletcartesia.southernfoodservice.com/Menu/Weekly?...
Time to begin today...
January 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Time to begin today...