Christopher L. Keller
@chrislkeller.com
Stretch-4 putting in work on the offensive and defensive glass.
Aspiring to play lead and rhythm guitar.
My posts disappear.
Aspiring to play lead and rhythm guitar.
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A proper editor would have made some kind of add to tie the bamboo in the backyard to hiking the Appalachian Trail.
God bless editors. Especially the ones who save you from yourself.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
A proper editor would have made some kind of add to tie the bamboo in the backyard to hiking the Appalachian Trail.
The script I run each week to inventory new documents uploaded to the AP's DocumentCloud instance found quite a few new additions last week.
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The script I run each week to inventory new documents uploaded to the AP's DocumentCloud instance found quite a few new additions last week.
Oh hi Sandias… what a lovely color you have this evening.
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Oh hi Sandias… what a lovely color you have this evening.
Some helpful & thoughtful advice when it comes to donating to pantries and food drives… via Erin Boyle
eboyle.substack.com/p/feed-thy-n...
eboyle.substack.com/p/feed-thy-n...
feed thy neighbor.
mutual aid in times of invented crisis.
eboyle.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Some helpful & thoughtful advice when it comes to donating to pantries and food drives… via Erin Boyle
eboyle.substack.com/p/feed-thy-n...
eboyle.substack.com/p/feed-thy-n...
Reposted by Christopher L. Keller
The AP tracked down details of some of the people killed in President Trump's military strikes on drug smugglers he describes as narco-terrorists.
They were, with one exception, not high-level criminals. One was a fisherman. One was a bus driver; another a taxi driver.
apnews.com/article/trum...
They were, with one exception, not high-level criminals. One was a fisherman. One was a bus driver; another a taxi driver.
apnews.com/article/trum...
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The AP tracked down details of some of the people killed in President Trump's military strikes on drug smugglers he describes as narco-terrorists.
They were, with one exception, not high-level criminals. One was a fisherman. One was a bus driver; another a taxi driver.
apnews.com/article/trum...
They were, with one exception, not high-level criminals. One was a fisherman. One was a bus driver; another a taxi driver.
apnews.com/article/trum...
In which I scraped 10 months of operations plans...
On weekends between Jan. 1 & Sept. 30, an average of 8.3 facilities announced the potential for staffing issues, according to an AP analysis.
During the weekends since the shutdown began, the average grew to 26.2.
apnews.com/article/gove...
On weekends between Jan. 1 & Sept. 30, an average of 8.3 facilities announced the potential for staffing issues, according to an AP analysis.
During the weekends since the shutdown began, the average grew to 26.2.
apnews.com/article/gove...
FAA reducing air traffic by 10% across 40 'high-volume' markets during government shutdown
The Federal Aviation Administration says it plans to reduce air traffic by 10% across 40 “high-volume” markets beginning Friday morning to maintain safety during the ongoing government shutdown.
apnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In which I scraped 10 months of operations plans...
On weekends between Jan. 1 & Sept. 30, an average of 8.3 facilities announced the potential for staffing issues, according to an AP analysis.
During the weekends since the shutdown began, the average grew to 26.2.
apnews.com/article/gove...
On weekends between Jan. 1 & Sept. 30, an average of 8.3 facilities announced the potential for staffing issues, according to an AP analysis.
During the weekends since the shutdown began, the average grew to 26.2.
apnews.com/article/gove...
As an adult who returned to school to finish my bachelor’s degree, and an adjunct for a pass/fail class, so much of this rings true… especially when it comes days after getting an 85% on a mid-term essay…
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
No Easy Fix for Easy A’s
Students and professors are in a drawn-out battle over grade inflation. It may never end.
www.theatlantic.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
As an adult who returned to school to finish my bachelor’s degree, and an adjunct for a pass/fail class, so much of this rings true… especially when it comes days after getting an 85% on a mid-term essay…
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
Our ofrenda grew by three this year… a grandma, a cousin and a puppy dog. May they all find their way to us this evening.
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Our ofrenda grew by three this year… a grandma, a cousin and a puppy dog. May they all find their way to us this evening.
Told her I was gonna go to bed after Ohtani batted in a tie game… in the bottom of the 9th…
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Told her I was gonna go to bed after Ohtani batted in a tie game… in the bottom of the 9th…
Went into Sora because I was curious & made my share of AI-derived slop cat videos, but I also tried taking real analysis lines from a story and prompting it to make a chart.
It isn't ... terrible? It's not great. It lacks context & it probably sucked an acre-foot of water out of Lake Mendota...
It isn't ... terrible? It's not great. It lacks context & it probably sucked an acre-foot of water out of Lake Mendota...
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Went into Sora because I was curious & made my share of AI-derived slop cat videos, but I also tried taking real analysis lines from a story and prompting it to make a chart.
It isn't ... terrible? It's not great. It lacks context & it probably sucked an acre-foot of water out of Lake Mendota...
It isn't ... terrible? It's not great. It lacks context & it probably sucked an acre-foot of water out of Lake Mendota...
Wrote a thing to scan the homepages of about 140 federal agencies, take a screenshot of the homepage and scan the URLs for messages related to the government shutdown so they can be tracked over time.
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Wrote a thing to scan the homepages of about 140 federal agencies, take a screenshot of the homepage and scan the URLs for messages related to the government shutdown so they can be tracked over time.
Have reached the point of parenting — and age — where I have to ask myself if it's better to throw away the leftover pizza the kids didn't eat last Friday and not put it into my body, or maintain my aversion to wasting food but eating crap.
October 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Have reached the point of parenting — and age — where I have to ask myself if it's better to throw away the leftover pizza the kids didn't eat last Friday and not put it into my body, or maintain my aversion to wasting food but eating crap.
Someone please wake up Billy Joe.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Someone please wake up Billy Joe.
Thinking of Don Henley singing from his 40-acre luxury residence, looking out onto Point Dume.
Then the chilly winds blew down
Across the desert
through the canyons of the coast, to
the Malibu
Where the pretty people play,
hungry for power
to light their neon way
and give them things to do
Then the chilly winds blew down
Across the desert
through the canyons of the coast, to
the Malibu
Where the pretty people play,
hungry for power
to light their neon way
and give them things to do
September 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Thinking of Don Henley singing from his 40-acre luxury residence, looking out onto Point Dume.
Then the chilly winds blew down
Across the desert
through the canyons of the coast, to
the Malibu
Where the pretty people play,
hungry for power
to light their neon way
and give them things to do
Then the chilly winds blew down
Across the desert
through the canyons of the coast, to
the Malibu
Where the pretty people play,
hungry for power
to light their neon way
and give them things to do
Dryer stopped working, the roof is leaking, kitchen lights stopped turning on, my new tremolo pedal doesn't work and ants are creeping in from all corners...
LFG.
LFG.
August 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Dryer stopped working, the roof is leaking, kitchen lights stopped turning on, my new tremolo pedal doesn't work and ants are creeping in from all corners...
LFG.
LFG.
Just checking the status of "completely random" URLs that would not in any way be targeted or flagged for removal...
August 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Just checking the status of "completely random" URLs that would not in any way be targeted or flagged for removal...
Important read if only to begin to understand how needlessly complicated we have made our world.
NEW from @kashhill.bsky.social and me:
Over three weeks in May, a man became convinced by ChatGPT that the fate of the world rested on his shoulders.
Otherwise perfectly sane, Allan Brooks is part of a growing number of people getting into chatbot-induced delusional spirals. This is his story.
Over three weeks in May, a man became convinced by ChatGPT that the fate of the world rested on his shoulders.
Otherwise perfectly sane, Allan Brooks is part of a growing number of people getting into chatbot-induced delusional spirals. This is his story.
Chatbots Can Go Into a Delusional Spiral. Here’s How It Happens.
www.nytimes.com
August 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Important read if only to begin to understand how needlessly complicated we have made our world.
seven months since the palisades and eaton fires (Jan. 7)
two years to the day since the maui wildfires(Aug. 7)
just sayin...
two years to the day since the maui wildfires(Aug. 7)
just sayin...
Canyon Fire scorches Ventura County, forces evacs
Canyon Fire scorches Ventura County, forces evacs
The Canyon Fire is burning near Lake Piru in Ventura County on Thursday afternoon. The fire began just after 1:30 p.m. and had grown to 200 acres by 3 p.m. and 600 by 3:15, according to Cal Fire. M…
ktla.com
August 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
seven months since the palisades and eaton fires (Jan. 7)
two years to the day since the maui wildfires(Aug. 7)
just sayin...
two years to the day since the maui wildfires(Aug. 7)
just sayin...
The friendship our family has formed with the baby roadrunner that frequents our yard in the morning has reached the stage where my wife and kids will pick up dead cockroaches and crickets with a dustpan and feed the little bird...
It's about as cute as you can imagine.
It's about as cute as you can imagine.
July 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The friendship our family has formed with the baby roadrunner that frequents our yard in the morning has reached the stage where my wife and kids will pick up dead cockroaches and crickets with a dustpan and feed the little bird...
It's about as cute as you can imagine.
It's about as cute as you can imagine.
This one was way up there on my wishlist… Strong memories.
Summer of 1998. Back of an accord on Highway 10, leaving Trackside Bar on a weekday afternoon. The wind was rippling through your hair. Does that moment and all that came after ever cross your mind?
Summer of 1998. Back of an accord on Highway 10, leaving Trackside Bar on a weekday afternoon. The wind was rippling through your hair. Does that moment and all that came after ever cross your mind?
With the 27th pick Lela Scott MacNeil selects Alanis Morrissette's "Uninvited" (1995): www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgi...
Alanis Morissette - Uninvited
YouTube video by PattiSmith0
www.youtube.com
July 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This one was way up there on my wishlist… Strong memories.
Summer of 1998. Back of an accord on Highway 10, leaving Trackside Bar on a weekday afternoon. The wind was rippling through your hair. Does that moment and all that came after ever cross your mind?
Summer of 1998. Back of an accord on Highway 10, leaving Trackside Bar on a weekday afternoon. The wind was rippling through your hair. Does that moment and all that came after ever cross your mind?
No one goes into journalism because they want to extract text from PDFs... Yet here we are.
July 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
No one goes into journalism because they want to extract text from PDFs... Yet here we are.
Was never into Sabbath and Bark at the Moon scared the shit out of me as a kid, but there’s no disputing the mark Ozzy made on rock-and-roll and the sound he and Tony Iommi ushered into our collective consciousness - and dare I say - it occupied our brain.
July 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Was never into Sabbath and Bark at the Moon scared the shit out of me as a kid, but there’s no disputing the mark Ozzy made on rock-and-roll and the sound he and Tony Iommi ushered into our collective consciousness - and dare I say - it occupied our brain.
Wow!
It’s my lucky number too!!!
If there’s something that is deep in my DNA it’s sad 90s songs.
Now, choices must be made.
It’s my lucky number too!!!
If there’s something that is deep in my DNA it’s sad 90s songs.
Now, choices must be made.
Pulling some more numbers.
16. Chris Daley
17. @htownjenny.bsky.social
18. @susannadonato.bsky.social
19. @chrislkeller.com
20. Gabriel Palacios
21. @mlfaliveno.bsky.social
22. @jendireiter.bsky.social
23. Jamison Crabtree
24. @allisonwrites.bsky.social
16. Chris Daley
17. @htownjenny.bsky.social
18. @susannadonato.bsky.social
19. @chrislkeller.com
20. Gabriel Palacios
21. @mlfaliveno.bsky.social
22. @jendireiter.bsky.social
23. Jamison Crabtree
24. @allisonwrites.bsky.social
July 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Wow!
It’s my lucky number too!!!
If there’s something that is deep in my DNA it’s sad 90s songs.
Now, choices must be made.
It’s my lucky number too!!!
If there’s something that is deep in my DNA it’s sad 90s songs.
Now, choices must be made.
Yeah dude…
This line in here hits hard, no matter your opinion on Stephen Jenkins…
“The plans I make still have you in them,
Then you come swimming into view”
This line in here hits hard, no matter your opinion on Stephen Jenkins…
“The plans I make still have you in them,
Then you come swimming into view”
With the first overall pick @brianzitzelman.bsky.social selects Third Eye Blind's "Background"
July 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Yeah dude…
This line in here hits hard, no matter your opinion on Stephen Jenkins…
“The plans I make still have you in them,
Then you come swimming into view”
This line in here hits hard, no matter your opinion on Stephen Jenkins…
“The plans I make still have you in them,
Then you come swimming into view”