Chris Keene
@chriskeene.bsky.social
Brighton, UK. Sometimes Higher Education, Research policy, tech and environmental stats
I'm so dumb, is loosing 46% of your company's value in six months strategic 4d chess?
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I'm so dumb, is loosing 46% of your company's value in six months strategic 4d chess?
Someone bought us a dog outdoor ornament for Christmas. We put it in the window and then this happened.
December 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Someone bought us a dog outdoor ornament for Christmas. We put it in the window and then this happened.
My chocolate log is better than yours
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My chocolate log is better than yours
Preston park parkrun, record turnout at 1,475. So nice to see so many people I know. With no cafe open, we served coffee and pastries at ours. And then a quick drink at the crazy busy pub down the road. Now to cook the lamb.
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Preston park parkrun, record turnout at 1,475. So nice to see so many people I know. With no cafe open, we served coffee and pastries at ours. And then a quick drink at the crazy busy pub down the road. Now to cook the lamb.
I am, not by choice, watching day time TV. Obsessed with the fact they have blurred out the Presenters t-shirt throughout the whole show. Even more so as it just seems to be a peace sign with rainbow colours behind it
December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I am, not by choice, watching day time TV. Obsessed with the fact they have blurred out the Presenters t-shirt throughout the whole show. Even more so as it just seems to be a peace sign with rainbow colours behind it
I occasionally pop in to x the everything app. Today I mostly saw posts from its owner (I've never liked or followed), UK/London is dead, more posts from its owner, and similar fun.
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I occasionally pop in to x the everything app. Today I mostly saw posts from its owner (I've never liked or followed), UK/London is dead, more posts from its owner, and similar fun.
I'm about to watch Die Hard for the first time.
I plan to have zero opinions as to whether it is a Christmas film once I have finished
I plan to have zero opinions as to whether it is a Christmas film once I have finished
December 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm about to watch Die Hard for the first time.
I plan to have zero opinions as to whether it is a Christmas film once I have finished
I plan to have zero opinions as to whether it is a Christmas film once I have finished
Each day I like to play the game "how many articles on the BBC News site mention the BBC in the heading"
Four in the first eight headlines this morning.
Four in the first eight headlines this morning.
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Each day I like to play the game "how many articles on the BBC News site mention the BBC in the heading"
Four in the first eight headlines this morning.
Four in the first eight headlines this morning.
Sainsbury's have emailed me at 3pm today to tell me from the start of today (nice notice period) I will need an app to get 'normal' prices, and if not pay artificially high non nectar prices. Nice.
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Sainsbury's have emailed me at 3pm today to tell me from the start of today (nice notice period) I will need an app to get 'normal' prices, and if not pay artificially high non nectar prices. Nice.
You should be able to connect to the trains doors by Bluetooth to close them when it's cold
October 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You should be able to connect to the trains doors by Bluetooth to close them when it's cold
This reminds me of the brilliant Flight of the Concords track, 1353 tidal.com/browse/track... (can't quote post original post)
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This reminds me of the brilliant Flight of the Concords track, 1353 tidal.com/browse/track... (can't quote post original post)
Cutting the water off in a heat wave for old people. Great look.
October 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Cutting the water off in a heat wave for old people. Great look.
The British Airways website is so utterly terrible, when anyone talks about bad websites it always comes up as an example, and its been like this forever. Today, a error in stupidly large font, typos (no space after full stop), out of date and the only link takes me back to the same page
August 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The British Airways website is so utterly terrible, when anyone talks about bad websites it always comes up as an example, and its been like this forever. Today, a error in stupidly large font, typos (no space after full stop), out of date and the only link takes me back to the same page
Shock as man sneaks in to photo of women jumping for joy with their A Level results.
August 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Shock as man sneaks in to photo of women jumping for joy with their A Level results.
This is great news, always been hard to get a blood donation slot in central Brighton and now we can go 7 days a week, right in the city centre
July 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is great news, always been hard to get a blood donation slot in central Brighton and now we can go 7 days a week, right in the city centre
They ain't no party like a calming music for dogs party
June 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
They ain't no party like a calming music for dogs party
Libby is keen to let me know it is 6pm and therefore dinnertime. It is 4:45 and she has been telling me this for the last 30 minutes. (that's her mid flight, she is meant to have a bad back leg)
May 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Libby is keen to let me know it is 6pm and therefore dinnertime. It is 4:45 and she has been telling me this for the last 30 minutes. (that's her mid flight, she is meant to have a bad back leg)
Finally a movement I can be considered a extreme radical in
May 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Finally a movement I can be considered a extreme radical in
Two weather apps, two very different summaries (though both predict a chance of rain but represent it differently), luckily this is from a few days ago and I can report the met office's more positive predictions were right
May 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Two weather apps, two very different summaries (though both predict a chance of rain but represent it differently), luckily this is from a few days ago and I can report the met office's more positive predictions were right
Even by the modern "everything is clickbait" standards this is impressively bizarre and almost every sentence is wrong www.thesun.co.uk/motors/34437...
April 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Even by the modern "everything is clickbait" standards this is impressively bizarre and almost every sentence is wrong www.thesun.co.uk/motors/34437...
Of all places, I found Felixstow had come closet to doing the right thing. Choose any of five different apps to park
March 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Of all places, I found Felixstow had come closet to doing the right thing. Choose any of five different apps to park
To add to this, the other source of monthly new UK car data has now been released, SMMT, www.smmt.co.uk/vehicle-data... if you click on the top models Feb 2025 tab you will see Tesla in second and third spot for top new cars. Not good!
March 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
To add to this, the other source of monthly new UK car data has now been released, SMMT, www.smmt.co.uk/vehicle-data... if you click on the top models Feb 2025 tab you will see Tesla in second and third spot for top new cars. Not good!