Chris Jones
@chrisjones1.bsky.social
London UK
Politics, finance, LFC, Red Sox, snark
Lately ChrisJones_1 on the Bad Place
Politics, finance, LFC, Red Sox, snark
Lately ChrisJones_1 on the Bad Place
Reposted by Chris Jones
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Very wise. Those seagulls are bastards
GERMAN ECONOMY MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON ON NEXPERIA: WE HAVE TO CONTINUE TO WATCH CHIP SITUATION CAREFULLY
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Very wise. Those seagulls are bastards
It's 2029. MPs no longer speak in Parliament, but instead wave poppies at each other. The number, size and colours of the poppies selected indicate the political position of each participant.
Trevor Philips, "What is the implication of the white poppy?"
Zack Polanski, "The white poppy began after WWI, mainly from women's groups, who talked about peace and antifascism"
"So on the same day we remember the fallen, it's also about looking to the future and saying, we want a world of peace"
Zack Polanski, "The white poppy began after WWI, mainly from women's groups, who talked about peace and antifascism"
"So on the same day we remember the fallen, it's also about looking to the future and saying, we want a world of peace"
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It's 2029. MPs no longer speak in Parliament, but instead wave poppies at each other. The number, size and colours of the poppies selected indicate the political position of each participant.
Is it: "What the hell have I done with my life?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Is it: "What the hell have I done with my life?"
There are few things in life worse than up-tempo dance-pop covers of soulful ballads. Leave the damn thing alone. Jesus.
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There are few things in life worse than up-tempo dance-pop covers of soulful ballads. Leave the damn thing alone. Jesus.
More than one type of cheese?
KENNEDY: ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE DIETARY GUIDELINES THAT WILL CHANGE AMERICA'S FOOD CULTURE
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
More than one type of cheese?
In related news, the Nobel Committee is awarding a 2026 Ballon d'Or
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
In related news, the Nobel Committee is awarding a 2026 Ballon d'Or
Fuck sake. I have Mars booked for Thanksgiving
FAA administrator: This is going to include restrictions of space launches
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fuck sake. I have Mars booked for Thanksgiving
Pretty sure I dated Carolina Hammerheads in the late 80s
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has added Carolina Hammerheads, a recently-discovered species, to it's list of protected species prohibited from harvest.
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FWC classifies Carolina hammerhead as a prohibited species
FWC classifies Carolina hammerhead as a prohibited species
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November 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Pretty sure I dated Carolina Hammerheads in the late 80s
This is just a marketing campaign by Big Goat
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is just a marketing campaign by Big Goat
Totally normal country
U.S. TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT ANNOUNCES MANDATORY FLIGHT CUTS AT MAJOR US AIRPORTS STARTING FRIDAY
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Totally normal country
Ah, it's Guy Fawkes night. Or a Russian drone attack. Possibly both.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ah, it's Guy Fawkes night. Or a Russian drone attack. Possibly both.
There was something I was supposed to remember about today. Buggered if I know what it was.
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
There was something I was supposed to remember about today. Buggered if I know what it was.
Reposted by Chris Jones
greatest book ever written
October 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
greatest book ever written
VAR check? Feck off
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
VAR check? Feck off
David Mitchell's let himself down
US fugitive Nicholas Rossi to serve at least 10 years in jail
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjw96x30xddo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjw96x30xddo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
David Mitchell's let himself down
He got scammed by a fake prince, didn't he?
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
He got scammed by a fake prince, didn't he?
Bloody hell. Won a game.
November 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Bloody hell. Won a game.
Grabbing a player by the throat is only a yellow card? Mm ok.
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Grabbing a player by the throat is only a yellow card? Mm ok.