Chris Jones
@chrisjones1.bsky.social
London UK
Politics, finance, LFC, Red Sox, snark
Lately ChrisJones_1 on the Bad Place
Politics, finance, LFC, Red Sox, snark
Lately ChrisJones_1 on the Bad Place
"You seem to be trying to infiltrate a Chinese missile site. Would you like help with that?"
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
"You seem to be trying to infiltrate a Chinese missile site. Would you like help with that?"
Which is how Europe was controlled for 350 years by the House of Battenburg
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Which is how Europe was controlled for 350 years by the House of Battenburg
Style it out. Bond walks into Ms office. "Bond? I thought you were dead!". "Well, so do a lot of people." Move on to the crisis plot and never mention it again.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Style it out. Bond walks into Ms office. "Bond? I thought you were dead!". "Well, so do a lot of people." Move on to the crisis plot and never mention it again.
Honestly, you think you know a person...
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Honestly, you think you know a person...
I wouldn't date any of them to be honest
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I wouldn't date any of them to be honest
Former PMs should attend the service in proportion to their tenure. Major, Blair, Brown and Cameron stay for the whole thing. Johnson, Sunak and May leave at half time. Truss has a two minute cameo.
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Former PMs should attend the service in proportion to their tenure. Major, Blair, Brown and Cameron stay for the whole thing. Johnson, Sunak and May leave at half time. Truss has a two minute cameo.
To be clear, you don't own cats. You're providing free full-board hotel accommodation.
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
To be clear, you don't own cats. You're providing free full-board hotel accommodation.
* obviously there are quite a lot of worse things in life
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
* obviously there are quite a lot of worse things in life
Hey. I've been there several times, and occasionally bought things
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hey. I've been there several times, and occasionally bought things
Careful, one day the law will ketchup with you
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Careful, one day the law will ketchup with you
"Hope it's chips, it's chips
We're hope it's chips, it's chips"
We're hope it's chips, it's chips"
November 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"Hope it's chips, it's chips
We're hope it's chips, it's chips"
We're hope it's chips, it's chips"
He'd probably give you a full discharge
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He'd probably give you a full discharge
Important to distinguish pot au feu from pot au Phở, pictured here
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Important to distinguish pot au feu from pot au Phở, pictured here
What are you, Belgians?
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What are you, Belgians?
Steady on. Can't go changing everything at once.
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Steady on. Can't go changing everything at once.
