Chris Ballard
@chrisjballard.bsky.social
Wannabe Concert Punnist
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
Oooh which state am I in?
August 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Oooh which state am I in?
If true - and he didn't punch Andrew - Harry is missing a trick here. Say you punched him and a lot more people will like you.
August 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If true - and he didn't punch Andrew - Harry is missing a trick here. Say you punched him and a lot more people will like you.
Today in "not very exciting tales from suburbia" - our road is finally getting resurfaced.
July 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Today in "not very exciting tales from suburbia" - our road is finally getting resurfaced.
Finally getting around to putting video game systems back on display.
July 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Finally getting around to putting video game systems back on display.
Poster at the pool I attempt to swim at.
To be fair - so can *not* learning to swim
To be fair - so can *not* learning to swim
July 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Poster at the pool I attempt to swim at.
To be fair - so can *not* learning to swim
To be fair - so can *not* learning to swim
No Kings, Newtown CT
June 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
No Kings, Newtown CT
Libraries are awesome
June 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Libraries are awesome
At the local library and I think the craft space is channeling my morning shower mood.
May 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
At the local library and I think the craft space is channeling my morning shower mood.
Sure, it's cute when Sir Elton does it to Ed Sheeran, but when I call Anna Kendrick every morning to say hi, *I'm* the problem.
May 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sure, it's cute when Sir Elton does it to Ed Sheeran, but when I call Anna Kendrick every morning to say hi, *I'm* the problem.
Timed my visit to see the last 3 games of the season. 3 wins, but not quite enough to win us the division. Will have a tricky decision to make if we do make the final.
April 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Timed my visit to see the last 3 games of the season. 3 wins, but not quite enough to win us the division. Will have a tricky decision to make if we do make the final.
Not sure why, but the fact that my sister has milk delivered by an actual milkman in glass bottles has made me oddly happy
April 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Not sure why, but the fact that my sister has milk delivered by an actual milkman in glass bottles has made me oddly happy
Generally I suck at this but occasionally I make it look like...I...don't.
April 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Generally I suck at this but occasionally I make it look like...I...don't.
This is what happens when you finally remember - after weeks - to take out all the recycling you have so diligently been storing in your garage for..I dunno...some reason
March 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is what happens when you finally remember - after weeks - to take out all the recycling you have so diligently been storing in your garage for..I dunno...some reason
No cheating post the last photo of pet
March 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
No cheating post the last photo of pet
Hey I wanna play
February 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hey I wanna play
Daphne is not very impressed with this TUFC game so far
January 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Daphne is not very impressed with this TUFC game so far
Current productivity level; low
January 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Current productivity level; low
I am officially a Doer of Things
January 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I am officially a Doer of Things
What the hell, Facebook
January 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What the hell, Facebook