Chris Scriva
@chrisgotreported.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comedy ruined my life. KONY 2012
I r like car go vroom
I r like car go vroom
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lol forgot I had this
January 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
lol forgot I had this
Merry Christmas! I hope everyone is having a great holiday. This year, my family accidentally, collectively got me what I can only describe as “whatever is happening in New Jersey.”
December 26, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Merry Christmas! I hope everyone is having a great holiday. This year, my family accidentally, collectively got me what I can only describe as “whatever is happening in New Jersey.”
Haven’t gamed since I was a kid. What is worth putting on my wishlist in steam? I currently have
Rocksmith 2014
Fallout 1, 2, Tactics, and Shelter
And have Fallout 3, Mass Effect Legendary, and Portal 1 & 2 on my Black Friday discount cart
Rocksmith 2014
Fallout 1, 2, Tactics, and Shelter
And have Fallout 3, Mass Effect Legendary, and Portal 1 & 2 on my Black Friday discount cart
December 4, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Haven’t gamed since I was a kid. What is worth putting on my wishlist in steam? I currently have
Rocksmith 2014
Fallout 1, 2, Tactics, and Shelter
And have Fallout 3, Mass Effect Legendary, and Portal 1 & 2 on my Black Friday discount cart
Rocksmith 2014
Fallout 1, 2, Tactics, and Shelter
And have Fallout 3, Mass Effect Legendary, and Portal 1 & 2 on my Black Friday discount cart
An open micer spread a rumor that I’m dead as a prank on IG today and I’ve been getting calls and texts from comics all over the country. Lol I am not but I appreciate you guys. I’m alive af.
December 3, 2024 at 1:11 AM
An open micer spread a rumor that I’m dead as a prank on IG today and I’ve been getting calls and texts from comics all over the country. Lol I am not but I appreciate you guys. I’m alive af.
Doing this later. Lol off chance anyone in Conneautville, PA sees this, come by
November 30, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Doing this later. Lol off chance anyone in Conneautville, PA sees this, come by
D.I.L.D.O.:
Damn
I
Like
Dogs
O-lot
Damn
I
Like
Dogs
O-lot
November 30, 2024 at 4:32 AM
D.I.L.D.O.:
Damn
I
Like
Dogs
O-lot
Damn
I
Like
Dogs
O-lot
Here, I made one of those cringe date posters with a typo in my own last name. Whatever. If you got anything I can squeeze in around these dates, hmu. I’m rock hard for stage time.
November 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Here, I made one of those cringe date posters with a typo in my own last name. Whatever. If you got anything I can squeeze in around these dates, hmu. I’m rock hard for stage time.
3/4 of the Pittsburgh Comedy Scene look like Big Chungus
November 27, 2024 at 7:16 AM
3/4 of the Pittsburgh Comedy Scene look like Big Chungus
Stand-up comedy is cringe af
November 27, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Stand-up comedy is cringe af
Pittsburgh: come get heckled and heckle at 9:30. Best heckle gets crowned King of the Castle and gets $20
November 27, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Pittsburgh: come get heckled and heckle at 9:30. Best heckle gets crowned King of the Castle and gets $20
I live in a “fat white girl with rinestone crosses on her jean pockets making a scene at a gas station at 1am” kind of town
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I live in a “fat white girl with rinestone crosses on her jean pockets making a scene at a gas station at 1am” kind of town
I’m just gonna be Italian af and start calling ramen noodles Chinese pasta
November 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I’m just gonna be Italian af and start calling ramen noodles Chinese pasta
Don’t Tell Comedy Erie, PA ripped last night at ippa
November 25, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Don’t Tell Comedy Erie, PA ripped last night at ippa
Eating a fucking SHMAGLE at Sheetz
November 22, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Eating a fucking SHMAGLE at Sheetz
My dog is sleeping with her eyes open and it’s the most sinister looking thing I ever seen
November 22, 2024 at 6:19 AM
My dog is sleeping with her eyes open and it’s the most sinister looking thing I ever seen
Reposted by Chris Scriva
Attorney General John Wayne Gacy
November 21, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Attorney General John Wayne Gacy
Reposted by Chris Scriva
1 Like = 1 BUSSY 🙏
November 21, 2024 at 5:19 PM
1 Like = 1 BUSSY 🙏
Reposted by Chris Scriva
If Linda McMahon and Dr Oz have made it in, you know the My Pillow Guy and Kid Rock have to be working themselves into a lather right now.
November 20, 2024 at 1:42 PM
If Linda McMahon and Dr Oz have made it in, you know the My Pillow Guy and Kid Rock have to be working themselves into a lather right now.
Reposted by Chris Scriva
NASA: Potential Link Between Extraterrestrials, Giant Metal Claw Picking Up Earth
theonion.com/nasa-potenti...
theonion.com/nasa-potenti...
November 20, 2024 at 7:11 PM
NASA: Potential Link Between Extraterrestrials, Giant Metal Claw Picking Up Earth
theonion.com/nasa-potenti...
theonion.com/nasa-potenti...
I like to listen to Hatebreed while rage pooping
November 20, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I like to listen to Hatebreed while rage pooping
Full blown adults in letterman jackets creep me out. Looking like Old Kid in Invader Zim
November 20, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Full blown adults in letterman jackets creep me out. Looking like Old Kid in Invader Zim
God, I love writing roast jokes. Someone give me a full time job doing that.
November 20, 2024 at 8:50 AM
God, I love writing roast jokes. Someone give me a full time job doing that.