Merry Christmas! I hope everyone is having a great holiday. This year, my family accidentally, collectively got me what I can only describe as “whatever is happening in New Jersey.”

Doing this later. Lol off chance anyone in Conneautville, PA sees this, come by

D.I.L.D.O.:

Damn
I
Like
Dogs
O-lot

Here, I made one of those cringe date posters with a typo in my own last name. Whatever. If you got anything I can squeeze in around these dates, hmu. I’m rock hard for stage time.

Happy Thanksgiving. I have the same vibes as a Shitzu #dogs

Pittsburgh: come get heckled and heckle at 9:30. Best heckle gets crowned King of the Castle and gets $20

Don’t Tell Comedy Erie, PA ripped last night at ippa

My dog is sleeping with her eyes open and it’s the most sinister looking thing I ever seen

Killer show this Friday at Cantu’s Secret Comedy Club in #Pittsburgh. DM for details.

Headliner: Matt Vita NYC

Feature: Courtney Reynolds BOSTON/PHILLY

Also John Brown (CLE), Louis Patrone (PGH) and Wolfie (PGH)

#comedy #steelers #jokes

I’m such a hot piece of behind, it’s f’ing unbelievable. SMASH OR PASS??? Featuring messy hair from just waking up and needing a haircut and a bootleg Cowboys from Hell shirt I cut the sleeves off of. New headshots thanks to @CLEcomedyfest #comedy #metal #hotguy

KING OF THE CASTLE returns to Mario’s South Side! Join us for the best weekday comedy show in Pittsburgh where you sign up for your chance to showcase your stand-up skills while a mob of crazed audience members compete for best heckle. Winner gets $20! Hosted by Comedy Dipset. #pittsburgh #comedy

Sometimes it’s hard being famous but hey, anything for my fans. I’ll be signing flyers and random objects all week. With that being said, I will be headlining the shit out of The Confluence in New Castle, PA 12/12/25
#standupcomedy #comedy #standup

Great run of PA shows. Ripped Thurs at the Roses’s Cantina then destroyed at Mario’s. CRUSHED headlining Fri for Next Stop in Latrobe & headlining Bella Terra Sat. No pics of me but here’s some pics of the boys. Follow @ritkeepstalking.bsky.social, he’s the only one on here and is the first pic

Eating clean

Got some cool shows popping up in the next few months. Here’s 2 of the ones I’m hyped for. #comedy #standup #Podcast #Pennsylvania #WestVirginia

Trying to figure this sh$& out. Do hashtags do anything on here? #standup #comedy #comedian