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Chris Scriva
@chrisgotreported.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comedy ruined my life. KONY 2012
I r like car go vroom
Merry Christmas! I hope everyone is having a great holiday. This year, my family accidentally, collectively got me what I can only describe as “whatever is happening in New Jersey.”
December 26, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Doing this later. Lol off chance anyone in Conneautville, PA sees this, come by
November 30, 2024 at 7:06 PM
D.I.L.D.O.:

Damn
I
Like
Dogs
O-lot
November 30, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Here, I made one of those cringe date posters with a typo in my own last name. Whatever. If you got anything I can squeeze in around these dates, hmu. I’m rock hard for stage time.
November 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. I have the same vibes as a Shitzu #dogs
November 28, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Pittsburgh: come get heckled and heckle at 9:30. Best heckle gets crowned King of the Castle and gets $20
November 27, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Don’t Tell Comedy Erie, PA ripped last night at ippa
November 25, 2024 at 4:06 AM
My dog is sleeping with her eyes open and it’s the most sinister looking thing I ever seen
November 22, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Killer show this Friday at Cantu’s Secret Comedy Club in #Pittsburgh. DM for details.

Headliner: Matt Vita NYC

Feature: Courtney Reynolds BOSTON/PHILLY

Also John Brown (CLE), Louis Patrone (PGH) and Wolfie (PGH)

#comedy #steelers #jokes
November 19, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I’m such a hot piece of behind, it’s f’ing unbelievable. SMASH OR PASS??? Featuring messy hair from just waking up and needing a haircut and a bootleg Cowboys from Hell shirt I cut the sleeves off of. New headshots thanks to @CLEcomedyfest #comedy #metal #hotguy
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
KING OF THE CASTLE returns to Mario’s South Side! Join us for the best weekday comedy show in Pittsburgh where you sign up for your chance to showcase your stand-up skills while a mob of crazed audience members compete for best heckle. Winner gets $20! Hosted by Comedy Dipset. #pittsburgh #comedy
November 19, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Sometimes it’s hard being famous but hey, anything for my fans. I’ll be signing flyers and random objects all week. With that being said, I will be headlining the shit out of The Confluence in New Castle, PA 12/12/25
#standupcomedy #comedy #standup
November 18, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Great run of PA shows. Ripped Thurs at the Roses’s Cantina then destroyed at Mario’s. CRUSHED headlining Fri for Next Stop in Latrobe & headlining Bella Terra Sat. No pics of me but here’s some pics of the boys. Follow @ritkeepstalking.bsky.social, he’s the only one on here and is the first pic
November 18, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Eating clean
November 17, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Got some cool shows popping up in the next few months. Here’s 2 of the ones I’m hyped for. #comedy #standup #Podcast #Pennsylvania #WestVirginia
November 17, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Trying to figure this sh$& out. Do hashtags do anything on here? #standup #comedy #comedian
November 17, 2024 at 8:04 AM