Chris C ✊🏻
@chriscorning.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. English prof. Trail runner. Ironman. Person who, in the before times, wrote some things. Looking forward to doing more of that in the after times.
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Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log
April 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log
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FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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April 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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Speaking of terrible reasons to get deported….
April 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Speaking of terrible reasons to get deported….
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Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5
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April 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Mega Millions Raises Price Of Tickets To $5
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my offer to america: we bring woke back
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you know what's funny is that as it becomes more normal to not instantly answer every text, if it takes a day or two for someone to answer, that's just like, how fast letters are. we have cycled back to paper mail cadence
April 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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“While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” said Trump
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Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
WASHINGTON—In response to market panic about his new wide-ranging tariffs, President Donald Trump reportedly offered Wall Street assurance Friday that he would soon go back to just fucking over poor people. “While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” […]
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April 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“While my trade policy might cause some temporary hardships for investors, it’s ultimately intended to completely fucking destroy the livelihoods of the financially destitute,” said Trump
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I for one am amazed that allowing the world's stupidest man to bellow like an idiot while swinging a sledgehammer into every surface encountered has not fixed all of our problems but has instead made all problems worse and caused new ones. It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.
April 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I for one am amazed that allowing the world's stupidest man to bellow like an idiot while swinging a sledgehammer into every surface encountered has not fixed all of our problems but has instead made all problems worse and caused new ones. It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.
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We do not have a free country in this moment. When they can nab someone off the street because they don't like what they say, they can nab anyone.
March 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We do not have a free country in this moment. When they can nab someone off the street because they don't like what they say, they can nab anyone.
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
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March 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
it would be a shame if this site got bombarded with reports about teachers pushing their heterosexual ideologies onto impressionable children
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February 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
it would be a shame if this site got bombarded with reports about teachers pushing their heterosexual ideologies onto impressionable children
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That fun moment when you find evidence that your toddler has aspirations for barbering. 💈
January 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
That fun moment when you find evidence that your toddler has aspirations for barbering. 💈
Cold rainy Sunday trail run with NBB
January 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Cold rainy Sunday trail run with NBB
