Chris Coleman
@chriscoleman.name
Never let a computer tell me shit.
(1913–1938–202?)
(1913–1938–202?)
First time I fermented everything. Seems like it turned out great but there’s nothing at all in my house to put it on to really give it a test.
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
First time I fermented everything. Seems like it turned out great but there’s nothing at all in my house to put it on to really give it a test.
The crowd always goes wild for Raskin, but I'm very much looking forward to seeing what kind of reception Van Hollen gets in the local Thanksgiving Parade next weekend, sir.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The crowd always goes wild for Raskin, but I'm very much looking forward to seeing what kind of reception Van Hollen gets in the local Thanksgiving Parade next weekend, sir.
Seriously though, the questions are the easy part. I could clearly win the whole thing if I wasn't absolute dogshit at scoring.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Seriously though, the questions are the easy part. I could clearly win the whole thing if I wasn't absolute dogshit at scoring.
This is a prime example of making something objectively worse for no fucking reason, just so they can find an excuse to use their dogshit AI. I was already thinking about getting rid of it, and this basically seals it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is a prime example of making something objectively worse for no fucking reason, just so they can find an excuse to use their dogshit AI. I was already thinking about getting rid of it, and this basically seals it.
I told it "IN THE MICROWAVE" and then it just started.
The other day, I told it "Alexa, start a burrito," which *used* to mean "microwave for 2 minutes at power level 8". Now it means nothing. Eventually, it just decided how long to start for, which seems kind of dangerous.
The other day, I told it "Alexa, start a burrito," which *used* to mean "microwave for 2 minutes at power level 8". Now it means nothing. Eventually, it just decided how long to start for, which seems kind of dangerous.
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I told it "IN THE MICROWAVE" and then it just started.
The other day, I told it "Alexa, start a burrito," which *used* to mean "microwave for 2 minutes at power level 8". Now it means nothing. Eventually, it just decided how long to start for, which seems kind of dangerous.
The other day, I told it "Alexa, start a burrito," which *used* to mean "microwave for 2 minutes at power level 8". Now it means nothing. Eventually, it just decided how long to start for, which seems kind of dangerous.
Alexa, defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef
"OK, I set a reminder. That should give you plenty of time to defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef for dinner."
No, I want to defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef.
"To defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef…"
No, I want YOU to do it!
"OK, how would you like me to…"
"OK, I set a reminder. That should give you plenty of time to defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef for dinner."
No, I want to defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef.
"To defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef…"
No, I want YOU to do it!
"OK, how would you like me to…"
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Alexa, defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef
"OK, I set a reminder. That should give you plenty of time to defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef for dinner."
No, I want to defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef.
"To defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef…"
No, I want YOU to do it!
"OK, how would you like me to…"
"OK, I set a reminder. That should give you plenty of time to defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef for dinner."
No, I want to defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef.
"To defrost 1.3 pounds of ground beef…"
No, I want YOU to do it!
"OK, how would you like me to…"
No need to import more.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
No need to import more.
I saw it in 1986, although the only thing I actually remember from that was Br'er Rabbit saying he was getting paid a dollar a minute.
Hard to believe it was part of Splash Mountain until 2023 considering Disney was getting called out for it at the time of its release.
Hard to believe it was part of Splash Mountain until 2023 considering Disney was getting called out for it at the time of its release.
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I saw it in 1986, although the only thing I actually remember from that was Br'er Rabbit saying he was getting paid a dollar a minute.
Hard to believe it was part of Splash Mountain until 2023 considering Disney was getting called out for it at the time of its release.
Hard to believe it was part of Splash Mountain until 2023 considering Disney was getting called out for it at the time of its release.
The studio just needs to hand the reigns of the franchise over to him and let him make all the weird premise Predator movies he wants, because he clearly gets what makes it good.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The studio just needs to hand the reigns of the franchise over to him and let him make all the weird premise Predator movies he wants, because he clearly gets what makes it good.
Prey was just unbelievably good, and it sucks that it didn't get a theatrical release. Killer of Killers was also fantastic. Dan Trachtenberg was two for two, so I figured there's no way he could land this one, especially with the weird premise…but apparently he did.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Prey was just unbelievably good, and it sucks that it didn't get a theatrical release. Killer of Killers was also fantastic. Dan Trachtenberg was two for two, so I figured there's no way he could land this one, especially with the weird premise…but apparently he did.