Chris Coleman
@chriscoleman.name
Never let a computer tell me shit.
(1913–1938–202?)
(1913–1938–202?)
Productive day off!
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Productive day off!
Good morning to everyone except
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Good morning to everyone except
I had been thinking about doing some yard work today since I have the day off, but maybe I’ll honor our veterans by replaying Breath of the Wild instead.
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I had been thinking about doing some yard work today since I have the day off, but maybe I’ll honor our veterans by replaying Breath of the Wild instead.
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Be the change you want to see in the world.
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Big Halloween update from Zoom
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Big Halloween update from Zoom
Double fun fact: Nine-banded armadillos only crossed the Rio Grande in the late 19th century, and are expected to eventually spread as far north as southern New England. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine-ba...
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Double fun fact: Nine-banded armadillos only crossed the Rio Grande in the late 19th century, and are expected to eventually spread as far north as southern New England. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine-ba...
bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
![Ray: Daaamn, my MENSA renewal is here! [[ The letter ]] Hello, Ray Smuckles! It's time to renew your membership in MENSA, the international society of geniuses! To renew, simply answer the following riddle, mail in your check, and prepare for another *incredible* year as *yourself*! Sincerely, [[The test]] Eight letters have been dropped on the ground next to a volume containing the complete works of Pliny the Elder. When untangled, what do they spell? RUTABAGA [[The form]] Know: $65 (do not guess) Your Answer: THANKS! (a blank, filled in by Ray) Don't know: $75 [[A check from Ray to Mensa for $75, signed -=RAY=- ]] [[Ray seals the envelope and puts it in the mailbox.]] {{Ray can only name three Beatles}}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wkd374xinxaugweumwpw3pdn/bafkreiapcgvwyywewlv3zciu7sbncjkp3asgtx4a3thhudavwgcqthzghm@jpeg)
Baggins didn't tell the whole truth about his 'uncle' who found ring during Lake Town vacation
The "uncle" who Frodo Baggins said stole The Arkenstone of Thráin was actually his second cousin once removed.
The "uncle" who Frodo Baggins said stole The Arkenstone of Thráin was actually his second cousin once removed.
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Baggins didn't tell the whole truth about his 'uncle' who found ring during Lake Town vacation
The "uncle" who Frodo Baggins said stole The Arkenstone of Thráin was actually his second cousin once removed.
The "uncle" who Frodo Baggins said stole The Arkenstone of Thráin was actually his second cousin once removed.
I don’t know about the Black Cat, but it’s a good time at The Anthem
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don’t know about the Black Cat, but it’s a good time at The Anthem
No kings, except Doug Martsch
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
No kings, except Doug Martsch
Amazing showing for No Kings in Silver Spring. It’s hard to capture everyone lining the road, including people packing the Beltway overpass.
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Amazing showing for No Kings in Silver Spring. It’s hard to capture everyone lining the road, including people packing the Beltway overpass.
Throwback to the time in 2008 when the DC Marriott was in distress.
October 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Throwback to the time in 2008 when the DC Marriott was in distress.
Never let a computer tell me shit
October 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Never let a computer tell me shit
That's really not how email is supposed to work.
October 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That's really not how email is supposed to work.
Whenever someone proudly shows off something they created, and it's particularly well done, I can't help but think to myself "Ah geez. And you got the stink lines and everything."
October 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Whenever someone proudly shows off something they created, and it's particularly well done, I can't help but think to myself "Ah geez. And you got the stink lines and everything."