Chris Coleman
@chriscoleman.name
Never let a computer tell me shit.
(1913–1938–202?)
(1913–1938–202?)
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Chris Coleman
@chriscoleman.name
· Nov 16
I made some decent Simpsons shitposts during the early days of Covid lockdown.
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Good morning to everyone except
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Good morning to everyone except
Productive day off!
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Productive day off!
I don't remember what I paid for Velja, but it would have been a steal at twice the price. I've tried so many half-assed solutions to manage the need to work in many different browsers and send links to certain applications, but Velja works exactly the way I need.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don't remember what I paid for Velja, but it would have been a steal at twice the price. I've tried so many half-assed solutions to manage the need to work in many different browsers and send links to certain applications, but Velja works exactly the way I need.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
Good morning to everyone except
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Good morning to everyone except
I had been thinking about doing some yard work today since I have the day off, but maybe I’ll honor our veterans by replaying Breath of the Wild instead.
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I had been thinking about doing some yard work today since I have the day off, but maybe I’ll honor our veterans by replaying Breath of the Wild instead.
The whole show so far actually seems like a commentary on AI.
I watched it because I read this from the writer…I think it’s going to be a great series
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The whole show so far actually seems like a commentary on AI.
Happy Learned League Day 1 to all who celebrate. It's my first time in Rundle A, and frankly, terrifying.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Happy Learned League Day 1 to all who celebrate. It's my first time in Rundle A, and frankly, terrifying.
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someone's gotta do something about all these quislings
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
someone's gotta do something about all these quislings
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This has to be the demand - not just a unfocused "fuck the cavers", but a focused demand to replace Schumer with someone who has already proven up to the moment. I will be making regular calls to have Schiff and Padilla demand this, and the more of us that do the more real it could be.
Van Hollen Senate Minority Leader vote when
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This has to be the demand - not just a unfocused "fuck the cavers", but a focused demand to replace Schumer with someone who has already proven up to the moment. I will be making regular calls to have Schiff and Padilla demand this, and the more of us that do the more real it could be.
Amazon updated Alexa to use some LLM bullshit and it's immediately so much worse. We use it for very little — mostly timers, adding things to AnyList, and running the Alexa microwave. It forgot all the saved commands for the microwave, and needs to be reminded that it even exists.
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Amazon updated Alexa to use some LLM bullshit and it's immediately so much worse. We use it for very little — mostly timers, adding things to AnyList, and running the Alexa microwave. It forgot all the saved commands for the microwave, and needs to be reminded that it even exists.
I'm very strongly considering logging off early this afternoon to go see Predator Badlands by myself.
I was super nervous about this movie but with the glowing reviews, I think I need to see it in a theater.
I was super nervous about this movie but with the glowing reviews, I think I need to see it in a theater.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm very strongly considering logging off early this afternoon to go see Predator Badlands by myself.
I was super nervous about this movie but with the glowing reviews, I think I need to see it in a theater.
I was super nervous about this movie but with the glowing reviews, I think I need to see it in a theater.
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Abolish Border Patrol.
Trump deportation agent: "I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Abolish Border Patrol.
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Oh, you’re a big Ramones fan? Name 5 of their t-shirts
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Oh, you’re a big Ramones fan? Name 5 of their t-shirts
Paper prototyping isn't completely a lost art!
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Paper prototyping isn't completely a lost art!
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When Cuomo resigned he was unpopular but insulated. The women going after him gave everyone license to say what they thought. Boylan, an urban planner, was harrassed by Cuomo. She broke the dam in ‘21, and when he surfaced she swore she’d sink him again. She put her shoulder to the wheel on this.
Me finding out @zohrankmamdani won. Captured by the great Faraz Ansari
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
When Cuomo resigned he was unpopular but insulated. The women going after him gave everyone license to say what they thought. Boylan, an urban planner, was harrassed by Cuomo. She broke the dam in ‘21, and when he surfaced she swore she’d sink him again. She put her shoulder to the wheel on this.
My uncle ran a car service, so he did a lot of airport pickups, where he'd often see celebrities.
One time he was standing at JFK, holding a sign with somebody's name on it, when he spotted Schwarzenegger walking by — followed immediately by a lady shouting, "HEY ARNOLD, WHY ARE YOU SO SHORT?"
One time he was standing at JFK, holding a sign with somebody's name on it, when he spotted Schwarzenegger walking by — followed immediately by a lady shouting, "HEY ARNOLD, WHY ARE YOU SO SHORT?"
Every picture he's in gives the same vibes as these pics of Schwarzenegger between Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My uncle ran a car service, so he did a lot of airport pickups, where he'd often see celebrities.
One time he was standing at JFK, holding a sign with somebody's name on it, when he spotted Schwarzenegger walking by — followed immediately by a lady shouting, "HEY ARNOLD, WHY ARE YOU SO SHORT?"
One time he was standing at JFK, holding a sign with somebody's name on it, when he spotted Schwarzenegger walking by — followed immediately by a lady shouting, "HEY ARNOLD, WHY ARE YOU SO SHORT?"
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My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened”
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened”
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job
Anyway he’s dead
I got really scared for a second here and thought I completely missed something. Apparently there *are* elections in MD today, just not for me.
Annapolis and Gaithersburg have municipal elections, and there are referenda on the ballot in Greenbelt, including one for ranked choice voting. Go vote!
Annapolis and Gaithersburg have municipal elections, and there are referenda on the ballot in Greenbelt, including one for ranked choice voting. Go vote!
Maryland - remember that today’s also Election Day for YOU!
Polls are open from NOW to 8 p.m., so grab a friend, head to the polls, and make YOUR voice heard!
Polls are open from NOW to 8 p.m., so grab a friend, head to the polls, and make YOUR voice heard!
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I got really scared for a second here and thought I completely missed something. Apparently there *are* elections in MD today, just not for me.
Annapolis and Gaithersburg have municipal elections, and there are referenda on the ballot in Greenbelt, including one for ranked choice voting. Go vote!
Annapolis and Gaithersburg have municipal elections, and there are referenda on the ballot in Greenbelt, including one for ranked choice voting. Go vote!
There’s some real poetry to Dick Cheney finally eating it on the same day New York elects a Muslim mayor.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
There’s some real poetry to Dick Cheney finally eating it on the same day New York elects a Muslim mayor.
Finally some positive news.
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Finally some positive news.
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good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
I hate when things use fake Markdown.
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I hate when things use fake Markdown.