Chris Coded
@chriscoded.bsky.social
Former Computer Science Teacher discovers social media, immediately posts cringe.
ABAP, C#, Go, JS, Java, Ruby
ABAP, C#, Go, JS, Java, Ruby
Welp. Anyone in Canada hiring?
WASHINGTON (AP) — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is confirmed as Trump's health secretary by the Senate.
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Welp. Anyone in Canada hiring?
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ADHD isn’t just ‘easily distracted.’ It’s staring at a task for two hours, knowing exactly what to do, and still not being able to start. And feeling like a failure because of it.
February 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
ADHD isn’t just ‘easily distracted.’ It’s staring at a task for two hours, knowing exactly what to do, and still not being able to start. And feeling like a failure because of it.
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Pretty damn good framing for Dems
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Pretty damn good framing for Dems
If I had a nickel for every time there was wierd, unhinged comments about the Texas Panhandle, I would have 3 nickels, which is odd it has happened thrice.
A worsening measles outbreak has taken root in Texas, sickening two dozen and hospitalizing nine on the western edge of the state, where childhood vaccination rates have dwindled in recent years.
Measles Outbreak Hits Town in Texas
As of Tuesday, 22 children and two adults had been infected, all of whom were unvaccinated, local officials said.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If I had a nickel for every time there was wierd, unhinged comments about the Texas Panhandle, I would have 3 nickels, which is odd it has happened thrice.
What an odd thing to say, especially about children.
Considering last year some people were wishing folks like us burned alive during the Smokehouse Creek fire while we fled for our lives, I say this tracks.
Considering last year some people were wishing folks like us burned alive during the Smokehouse Creek fire while we fled for our lives, I say this tracks.
Look on the bright side, if the 2nd M in MMR is acquired then it could cause sterilization in men.
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What an odd thing to say, especially about children.
Considering last year some people were wishing folks like us burned alive during the Smokehouse Creek fire while we fled for our lives, I say this tracks.
Considering last year some people were wishing folks like us burned alive during the Smokehouse Creek fire while we fled for our lives, I say this tracks.
“Jarvis, show me this guy’s balls”
Reddit hints at expanded AI-powered search
Reddit hints at expanded AI-powered search
Reddit CEO Steve Huffman said that, over this year, Reddit plans to launch an upgraded search experience that’ll help users navigate the social network, but also answer “subjective, hard, [and] interesting questions.” The company plans to achieve this by…
tcrn.ch
February 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Jarvis, show me this guy’s balls”
When Mitch is siding with the democrats, you know you have to be in the wrong.
The Senate just voted to confirm Tulsi Gabbard as Trump's Director of National Intelligence, 52-48.
Mitch McConnell voted NO. All other Republicans supported Gabbard.
ALL Democrats voted NO.
Gabbard has taken a sympathetic stance toward Russia and Syria under the Assad family's rule.
Mitch McConnell voted NO. All other Republicans supported Gabbard.
ALL Democrats voted NO.
Gabbard has taken a sympathetic stance toward Russia and Syria under the Assad family's rule.
February 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When Mitch is siding with the democrats, you know you have to be in the wrong.
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I’m telling you, Trump is the Antichrist. Vance is the Antipope.
Repeat it. Spread it. Mention it. In group chats, at work, in casual conversations.
Repeat it. Spread it. Mention it. In group chats, at work, in casual conversations.
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m telling you, Trump is the Antichrist. Vance is the Antipope.
Repeat it. Spread it. Mention it. In group chats, at work, in casual conversations.
Repeat it. Spread it. Mention it. In group chats, at work, in casual conversations.
I think ChatGPT and Grok should kiss
Breaking News: Elon Musk is leading an unsolicited bid to buy the nonprofit that controls OpenAI, escalating a battle with OpenAI’s CEO, Sam Altman.
Elon Musk Leads Bid to Buy OpenAI for $97.4 Billion
The billionaire is leading a group of investors in the unsolicited offer, which complicates the start-up’s plan to raise more money.
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think ChatGPT and Grok should kiss
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This ginormous number has a whopping 41,024,320 digits, which isn’t very helpful for mathematicians but is certainly exciting for math nerds.
Math Enthusiast Finds The Largest Known Prime Number
This ginormous number has a whopping 41,024,320 digits, which isn’t very helpful for mathematicians but is certainly exciting for math nerds.
buff.ly
February 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This ginormous number has a whopping 41,024,320 digits, which isn’t very helpful for mathematicians but is certainly exciting for math nerds.
Me: “It’s gonna be a slow week”
The business functional about to give me a multi-sprint ticket:
The business functional about to give me a multi-sprint ticket:
February 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me: “It’s gonna be a slow week”
The business functional about to give me a multi-sprint ticket:
The business functional about to give me a multi-sprint ticket:
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If they knew who created COBOL they’d have a meltdown.
February 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
If they knew who created COBOL they’d have a meltdown.
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While we're thinking about COBOL and infrastructure, this is a wonderful essay from @histoftech.bsky.social
Built to Last
Don’t blame COBOL. Blame austerity.
logicmag.io
February 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
While we're thinking about COBOL and infrastructure, this is a wonderful essay from @histoftech.bsky.social