Chris Ballard
@chrisballard.chrsb.co
Software developer: dotnet, angular and azure. Dogfather. Learning how to be grumpy before I get old(er)
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Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.
July 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.
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Montreal shows us how it’s done!! 💙
February 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Montreal shows us how it’s done!! 💙
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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Let's get this circulated!! 😤
February 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Let's get this circulated!! 😤
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open.substack.com/pub/rorycell... Why #sophiefromromania is leaving Twitter- welcome to BlueSky new followers!
Why #sophiefromromania is leaving Twitter
In November 2022 I wrote a long piece here about my relationship with Twitter and why, despite “the chaotic reign of Mad King Elon” I would not be leaving.
open.substack.com
January 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
open.substack.com/pub/rorycell... Why #sophiefromromania is leaving Twitter- welcome to BlueSky new followers!
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I have a feeling these memes aren’t going away. 🤣
#PresidentMusk
#PresidentMusk
December 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I have a feeling these memes aren’t going away. 🤣
#PresidentMusk
#PresidentMusk
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@support.bsky.team has accidentally deleted the real @alyssamilano.bsky.social in what we hope is a sweep of impersonators. Help us get their attention!
December 16, 2024 at 11:09 AM
@support.bsky.team has accidentally deleted the real @alyssamilano.bsky.social in what we hope is a sweep of impersonators. Help us get their attention!
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Just out of curiosity:
How many of you were vaccinated as kids in school, and do not regret it one bit? ✋
How many of you were vaccinated as kids in school, and do not regret it one bit? ✋
December 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Just out of curiosity:
How many of you were vaccinated as kids in school, and do not regret it one bit? ✋
How many of you were vaccinated as kids in school, and do not regret it one bit? ✋
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Today @gmcuk.bsky.social starts regulating non-doctors as it opens voluntary registration of AAs and PAs. It does so without any national agreement in place to confirm scope of practice for these roles, and so puts patient safety at risk.
Read our full statement: www.bma.org.uk/bma-media-ce...
Read our full statement: www.bma.org.uk/bma-media-ce...
December 13, 2024 at 10:15 AM
@dukegaardvark.bsky.social @claireydoo.bsky.social hope this doesn't hit y'all too bad, stay safe
BREAKING: The government is sending a rare "risk to life" alert to three million people after a red weather warning was issued across the UK for wind tomorrow
Stay safe everyone
Stay safe everyone
December 6, 2024 at 8:30 PM
@dukegaardvark.bsky.social @claireydoo.bsky.social hope this doesn't hit y'all too bad, stay safe
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Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says
“We need to leave the ECHR so we can deport people that come illegally & take back control of our borders & that’s what the public wants”
Share if you disagree with his populist boll**** the UK should join Russia & Belarus outside the ECHR
youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY
“We need to leave the ECHR so we can deport people that come illegally & take back control of our borders & that’s what the public wants”
Share if you disagree with his populist boll**** the UK should join Russia & Belarus outside the ECHR
youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says public want to leave the ECHR - let’s put the record straight
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
youtu.be
December 6, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says
“We need to leave the ECHR so we can deport people that come illegally & take back control of our borders & that’s what the public wants”
Share if you disagree with his populist boll**** the UK should join Russia & Belarus outside the ECHR
youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY
“We need to leave the ECHR so we can deport people that come illegally & take back control of our borders & that’s what the public wants”
Share if you disagree with his populist boll**** the UK should join Russia & Belarus outside the ECHR
youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY
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If you’ve had it with water profiteers getting dividends totalling £85 billion for their shareholders & millions in executive bonuses whilst you get a 40% hike in your water bills (some areas as high 84%) say absolute boll**** to that by signing/sharing this👇
actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...?
actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...?
84% Hike for Sewage in Rivers? Tell OFWAT: Enough is Enough!
On 19th December, OFWAT will announce one of the biggest water bill hikes in history.
Despite overwhelming public opposition, water bosses are pressuring our regulator to approve a staggering 40% ave...
actionnetwork.org
December 5, 2024 at 7:05 AM
If you’ve had it with water profiteers getting dividends totalling £85 billion for their shareholders & millions in executive bonuses whilst you get a 40% hike in your water bills (some areas as high 84%) say absolute boll**** to that by signing/sharing this👇
actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...?
actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...?
@marshfamilysongs.bsky.social do you do requests? How about the Bluesky boat song?
November 22, 2024 at 2:29 PM
@marshfamilysongs.bsky.social do you do requests? How about the Bluesky boat song?
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This account below is NOT mine.
Notice the 0 in my name.
Do not follow.
Notice the 0 in my name.
Do not follow.
November 9, 2024 at 6:28 PM
This account below is NOT mine.
Notice the 0 in my name.
Do not follow.
Notice the 0 in my name.
Do not follow.