Chris Collins
@chris-content.bsky.social
New Media Artist, Educator (SAIC, UofC, etC)
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The english language really cooked when they came up with the word “mucus”. Perfectly named. Sounds exactly like what it is. The muck inside of us. No notes.
May 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The english language really cooked when they came up with the word “mucus”. Perfectly named. Sounds exactly like what it is. The muck inside of us. No notes.
“Two Truths and a Lie” is an excellent icebreaker game because it helps you showcase how skilled you are at two of the most crucial parts of any relationship:
1) bragging about yourself
2) being a liar
1) bragging about yourself
2) being a liar
April 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“Two Truths and a Lie” is an excellent icebreaker game because it helps you showcase how skilled you are at two of the most crucial parts of any relationship:
1) bragging about yourself
2) being a liar
1) bragging about yourself
2) being a liar
Remember to make time each day for reflecting and writing in your journal!
April 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Remember to make time each day for reflecting and writing in your journal!
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everything's computer
March 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
everything's computer
sometimes i imagine all the microplastics in my body exfoliating my insides like a nice salt scrub
March 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
sometimes i imagine all the microplastics in my body exfoliating my insides like a nice salt scrub
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1332 West Cortland Street
March 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
1332 West Cortland Street
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Aging is gazing upon the stranger in the mirror and realizing with horror and disgust you’re the precise target demographic for a tiny desk concert
February 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Aging is gazing upon the stranger in the mirror and realizing with horror and disgust you’re the precise target demographic for a tiny desk concert
Quibi walked so Tubi could run
February 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Quibi walked so Tubi could run
Tubi is Hulu's Wario
February 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Tubi is Hulu's Wario
Tubi is like if FMovies made a wish to become a real boy
February 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Tubi is like if FMovies made a wish to become a real boy
I feel like Tubi should have a secret section in the back of the store obscured by a beaded curtain
February 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I feel like Tubi should have a secret section in the back of the store obscured by a beaded curtain
I like Tubi bc it feels like it might give my computer a virus
February 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I like Tubi bc it feels like it might give my computer a virus
I feel like Tubi is run by a bunch of step dads who “love movies” and have elaborate projector set ups in their finished basements
February 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I feel like Tubi is run by a bunch of step dads who “love movies” and have elaborate projector set ups in their finished basements
Tubi is like if the aisle of tapes and DVDs at the Salvation Army was a website
February 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Tubi is like if the aisle of tapes and DVDs at the Salvation Army was a website
Tubi feels like a fake streaming service invented for a law and order episode about cybercrime
February 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Tubi feels like a fake streaming service invented for a law and order episode about cybercrime
Well I think we can all agree that the REAL winner tonight was Tubi
February 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Well I think we can all agree that the REAL winner tonight was Tubi
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I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
February 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
Is there a name for the luxurious, decadent tasting menu that occurs when you unpack from a grocery run and you sample a completely random assortment of delights from your bountiful harvest (snacks, treats, dips, sips, misc loose ingredients, etc)?
January 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Is there a name for the luxurious, decadent tasting menu that occurs when you unpack from a grocery run and you sample a completely random assortment of delights from your bountiful harvest (snacks, treats, dips, sips, misc loose ingredients, etc)?
PSA: wow! turns out that “condos” are just “apartments you can buy”! they don’t have to be in Florida!! and you don’t even need to be a divorced dad!!!
January 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
PSA: wow! turns out that “condos” are just “apartments you can buy”! they don’t have to be in Florida!! and you don’t even need to be a divorced dad!!!
Did someone put me in a starter pack?
January 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Did someone put me in a starter pack?
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I see a lot of people saying that you should be weird or uncompromising in your art, and that's all well and good, but if there's one lesson you should take from David Lynch's career, it should be to love the people around you as openly as possible.
January 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I see a lot of people saying that you should be weird or uncompromising in your art, and that's all well and good, but if there's one lesson you should take from David Lynch's career, it should be to love the people around you as openly as possible.
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this sounds like a shitpost but it's not: it's too bad david graeber never got to go on hot ones
January 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
this sounds like a shitpost but it's not: it's too bad david graeber never got to go on hot ones
Dishes should be called “food laundry”
January 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Dishes should be called “food laundry”