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chreen.bsky.social
Chreen
@chreen.bsky.social
350 followers 3K following 130 posts
- creative dev
- but idk maybe we pretend I'm not a real guy with a real job
- here to say things out loud
- queer AF
- here to pal around and have positive interactions about interesting things on the Internet

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chreen.bsky.social
🎶 stupidest timeliiiine 🎶
A Google breaking news alert from Newsweek: "Donald Trump Declares Taylor Swift No Longer 'Hot'"
May 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
chreen.bsky.social
Behold my girthy stalk.
An impressively thick stalk of celery held in my hand like a pencil. At its widest, it's approximately three inches wide.
April 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
chreen.bsky.social
Fuck these shits.
Those dumb thin foam inserts they put in sports bras and swim tops that are always weird and wrinkly and never sit on your boob right.
January 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
chreen.bsky.social
Look at this Popcorn Factory tin next to the bitch-ass popcorn tins they're selling at the grocery stores.
A Christmas popcorn tin from a grocery store, maybe 12 inches tall, with a very large red bow on top, next to a popcorn tin from the Popcorn Factory which is easily 18 inches tall and maybe twice the diameter of the grocery store tin.
December 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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Ah, it seems I've been given a great opportunity to benefit from having a Sexy Luigi costume.
It's-a me, Chreen, wearing a sexy Luigi costume comprising of overalls and a hat made of green pleather, a mesh top that exposes my tiddies, yellow star pasties, white gloves, a collar with a leash, a thick black mustache, and black boots with silver metal toes.
December 12, 2024 at 4:32 AM
chreen.bsky.social
This is a house full of babies
Parmesan the yellow cat shows her fuzzy belly on the cat perch on the window. Outside, the backyard is snowy. Lucy, the long haired tortoiseshell cat with her tongue out, Jasper, the orange and white tabby, and Casper, the gray and white tabby, look up at the camera from all different angles. There are cat toys strewn about and a very chewed up cardboard scratching mat. Lucy the beautiful tortie cat looks at the camera. There is a streak of orange that goes right down the middle of her mostly black face.
December 8, 2024 at 11:43 PM
chreen.bsky.social
Pâques-as-a-service
The logo on a PAAS brand egg decorating kit. Above the logo it says "America's favorite Easter tradition" and under the logo it says "Egg decorating kit."
December 1, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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Omg can't wait
A mockup of a development full of 4 over 1 buildings, the kind that makes all new developments look a little soulless and cookie cutter
December 1, 2024 at 11:34 PM
chreen.bsky.social
Finally getting into Death Blart this year
A representation of Plato's Allegory of the Cave. There are people outside of the cave experiencing the real world with the caption "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2." Inside the cave, some puppeteers are representing the outside reality by putting puppets in front of a flame to create shadows. The puppeteers are captioned "Tim, Guy, Justin, Travis, and Griffin." The shadows on the wall of the cave are captioned "'Til Death Do Us Blart." There are people inside the cave watching the shadows on the wall, and those people are captioned "Me." This represents how I have never seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 but get to experience some simulation of the movie by listening to 'Til Death Do Us Blart, a podcast hosted by Tim, Guy, justin, Travis, and Griffin.
November 27, 2024 at 7:59 PM
chreen.bsky.social
Show me your pet and what they're named after
The sibling kittens, Casper, a gray and white tabby, and Jasper, an orange and white tabby. Casper and Jasper, characters from the Dropout show Very Important People. They are lovers with matching bowl cuts and sweater vests.
November 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Face with eyes welling up with tears of love, with sparkles of joy
November 16, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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The crown jewel of my mug collection
A mug that says "3.6 Roentgen. Not great, not terrible" with a picture of a helicopter flying over the Chernobyl reactor.
November 14, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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Look at these four beautiful babies
An overhead view of Lucy, a long hair tortoiseshell, Jasper, an orange and white tabby, and his sister Casper, a gray and white tabby Lucy the beautiful tortie An extreme close up of Jasper's face with a blurry Lucy in the background Parmesan, the pale orange tabby. Her face and eyeballs are all extremely round!
November 11, 2024 at 7:46 AM
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Recently, pretty proud of how the costumes turned out this year
Two cute queers dressed as Lumiere and Cogsworth from Beauty and the Beast.
November 8, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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Looking back fondly on the coping mechanisms I chose last election cycle
November 5, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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How I feel when I go to crossfit
October 23, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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Hey typography girlies, what are we calling this kinda art nouveau slabby typeface style I've been seeing everywhere?
January 28, 2024 at 2:06 AM