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Chreen
@chreen.bsky.social
- creative dev
- but idk maybe we pretend I'm not a real guy with a real job
- here to say things out loud
- queer AF
- here to pal around and have positive interactions about interesting things on the Internet

they/them
Please add to this list "tinned fish."

I'm annoyingly not the target audience for ANY of these things 😤
IPAs and guitar pedals are keeping the grooviest artists employed and I love it.
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
ESCAPE ROOM
aka
TRAP
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Advent calendar but it's got your gummy vitamins in it, like it's just a 31 day pill container
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I don't go into any grand buildings, like, ever. I miss grand buildings.
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This deserved more love
She tally me banana til daylight come and me wan go home
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
There's no need to ail when there are Broths in the world
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
NUTS 👏 DOT 👏 COM
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
But Daddy, I love him*

*Eating 5 Banquet turkey breakfast sausage links every morning
October 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Either my face or my laptop screen must face the sun 😔
October 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
DIRTY DEEDS IN A DUNDER JEEP
September 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Always the VP, never the P 😔
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Be the repentant idiot you wish to see in the world
September 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Silly two margaritas boy has entered the chat
August 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
SILK!!!!!!!!

chiffon
August 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
A tuba is a threat
August 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I HEAR WHEN THEY RIDE YOUR MOM TO LAHORE FORT, THEY HAVE TO USE THE ELEPHANT DOOR
August 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
We're looking for 15 LOCAL AREA MEN who want to TRANSFORM THEIR LIVES and lose INCHES OF GIRTH off their PENIS
August 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I hurt myself yawning weird
August 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I'm a user interface developer who engages in recreational cross dressing, and my algorithm is never more confused than when I Google "drag event".
August 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My grand air trine writes a lot of checks that my Virgo stellium can't cash.
August 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
SOME DAY
I'LL BE
SUCKING ON SOME BIG OLE TITTIES
AND ALL YOU'RE
EVER GONNA HAVE IS PEEN
July 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Who's up greening their beans
July 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
CONTENT WARNING: Food/diet

I've been trying to stay in a calorie deficit since New Years, but I had a small free slurpee today as a treat and spent the next half hour bouncing and dancing and yelling around the Walgreens.

Glucose!!!
July 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I was well into adulthood the first time I heard Rock Lobster and I don't know if I'll ever be able to put into words the feelings I had. Bewilderment and dismissal? Indignation and delight?
July 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Who wants to invent d20 Yahtzee with meee
July 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM