Chreen
@chreen.bsky.social
- creative dev
- but idk maybe we pretend I'm not a real guy with a real job
- here to say things out loud
- queer AF
- here to pal around and have positive interactions about interesting things on the Internet
they/them
- but idk maybe we pretend I'm not a real guy with a real job
- here to say things out loud
- queer AF
- here to pal around and have positive interactions about interesting things on the Internet
they/them
Please add to this list "tinned fish."
I'm annoyingly not the target audience for ANY of these things 😤
I'm annoyingly not the target audience for ANY of these things 😤
IPAs and guitar pedals are keeping the grooviest artists employed and I love it.
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Please add to this list "tinned fish."
I'm annoyingly not the target audience for ANY of these things 😤
I'm annoyingly not the target audience for ANY of these things 😤
Advent calendar but it's got your gummy vitamins in it, like it's just a 31 day pill container
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Advent calendar but it's got your gummy vitamins in it, like it's just a 31 day pill container
I don't go into any grand buildings, like, ever. I miss grand buildings.
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I don't go into any grand buildings, like, ever. I miss grand buildings.
This deserved more love
She tally me banana til daylight come and me wan go home
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This deserved more love
There's no need to ail when there are Broths in the world
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
There's no need to ail when there are Broths in the world
But Daddy, I love him*
*Eating 5 Banquet turkey breakfast sausage links every morning
*Eating 5 Banquet turkey breakfast sausage links every morning
October 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
But Daddy, I love him*
*Eating 5 Banquet turkey breakfast sausage links every morning
*Eating 5 Banquet turkey breakfast sausage links every morning
Either my face or my laptop screen must face the sun 😔
October 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Either my face or my laptop screen must face the sun 😔
DIRTY DEEDS IN A DUNDER JEEP
September 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
DIRTY DEEDS IN A DUNDER JEEP
Always the VP, never the P 😔
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Always the VP, never the P 😔
Be the repentant idiot you wish to see in the world
September 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Be the repentant idiot you wish to see in the world
Silly two margaritas boy has entered the chat
August 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Silly two margaritas boy has entered the chat
I HEAR WHEN THEY RIDE YOUR MOM TO LAHORE FORT, THEY HAVE TO USE THE ELEPHANT DOOR
August 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I HEAR WHEN THEY RIDE YOUR MOM TO LAHORE FORT, THEY HAVE TO USE THE ELEPHANT DOOR
We're looking for 15 LOCAL AREA MEN who want to TRANSFORM THEIR LIVES and lose INCHES OF GIRTH off their PENIS
August 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
We're looking for 15 LOCAL AREA MEN who want to TRANSFORM THEIR LIVES and lose INCHES OF GIRTH off their PENIS
I hurt myself yawning weird
August 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I hurt myself yawning weird
I'm a user interface developer who engages in recreational cross dressing, and my algorithm is never more confused than when I Google "drag event".
August 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm a user interface developer who engages in recreational cross dressing, and my algorithm is never more confused than when I Google "drag event".
My grand air trine writes a lot of checks that my Virgo stellium can't cash.
August 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My grand air trine writes a lot of checks that my Virgo stellium can't cash.
SOME DAY
I'LL BE
SUCKING ON SOME BIG OLE TITTIES
AND ALL YOU'RE
EVER GONNA HAVE IS PEEN
I'LL BE
SUCKING ON SOME BIG OLE TITTIES
AND ALL YOU'RE
EVER GONNA HAVE IS PEEN
July 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
SOME DAY
I'LL BE
SUCKING ON SOME BIG OLE TITTIES
AND ALL YOU'RE
EVER GONNA HAVE IS PEEN
I'LL BE
SUCKING ON SOME BIG OLE TITTIES
AND ALL YOU'RE
EVER GONNA HAVE IS PEEN
Who's up greening their beans
July 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Who's up greening their beans
CONTENT WARNING: Food/diet
I've been trying to stay in a calorie deficit since New Years, but I had a small free slurpee today as a treat and spent the next half hour bouncing and dancing and yelling around the Walgreens.
Glucose!!!
I've been trying to stay in a calorie deficit since New Years, but I had a small free slurpee today as a treat and spent the next half hour bouncing and dancing and yelling around the Walgreens.
Glucose!!!
July 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
CONTENT WARNING: Food/diet
I've been trying to stay in a calorie deficit since New Years, but I had a small free slurpee today as a treat and spent the next half hour bouncing and dancing and yelling around the Walgreens.
Glucose!!!
I've been trying to stay in a calorie deficit since New Years, but I had a small free slurpee today as a treat and spent the next half hour bouncing and dancing and yelling around the Walgreens.
Glucose!!!
I was well into adulthood the first time I heard Rock Lobster and I don't know if I'll ever be able to put into words the feelings I had. Bewilderment and dismissal? Indignation and delight?
July 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I was well into adulthood the first time I heard Rock Lobster and I don't know if I'll ever be able to put into words the feelings I had. Bewilderment and dismissal? Indignation and delight?
Who wants to invent d20 Yahtzee with meee
July 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Who wants to invent d20 Yahtzee with meee