Hank Tough (Turbo Dude)
@chprpipr.bsky.social
You guys might not be following the internet the way I do.
If I reposted it, I probably made a noise when I read it.
If I reposted it, I probably made a noise when I read it.
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My favorite part of basketball is how a single pass, well executed, can devastate an entire defense.
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If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
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“big balls” is trending but apparently it has nothing to do with Paris sewers of the 1870s which is unfortunate
Big balls were used to clear sewers of the 1870s
Yes, cleaning sewers in Paris literally required rolling giant spheres of wood and iron through the tunnel.
neorsd.medium.com
June 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“big balls” is trending but apparently it has nothing to do with Paris sewers of the 1870s which is unfortunate
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The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
June 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
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Things I find funny today: Telling your Knicks fan friends that they should hire Doc Rivers.
June 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Things I find funny today: Telling your Knicks fan friends that they should hire Doc Rivers.
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this is one of my favorite Star Wars video edits
May 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is one of my favorite Star Wars video edits
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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
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Really confusing day for anyone who worked in a restaurant to realize that when we were told an item on the menu had been "86'ed" that meant the kitchen staff had assassinated it in cold blood.
May 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Really confusing day for anyone who worked in a restaurant to realize that when we were told an item on the menu had been "86'ed" that meant the kitchen staff had assassinated it in cold blood.
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If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
May 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
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*tap tap* 🎤 is this thing on?
The WNBA is officially on Bluesky! And what better day to kick things off.
The 2025 season tips-off TONIGHT at 7:30pm/ET. Don't miss a second of the action ⬇️
The WNBA is officially on Bluesky! And what better day to kick things off.
The 2025 season tips-off TONIGHT at 7:30pm/ET. Don't miss a second of the action ⬇️
May 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
*tap tap* 🎤 is this thing on?
The WNBA is officially on Bluesky! And what better day to kick things off.
The 2025 season tips-off TONIGHT at 7:30pm/ET. Don't miss a second of the action ⬇️
The WNBA is officially on Bluesky! And what better day to kick things off.
The 2025 season tips-off TONIGHT at 7:30pm/ET. Don't miss a second of the action ⬇️
When you get a little too excited about the #NBAPlayoffs
May 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
When you get a little too excited about the #NBAPlayoffs
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Draymond: “The agenda to keep trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I’m sick of it. Its ridiculous “
Also Draymond... 👇
(via HaterReport)
#NBA
Also Draymond... 👇
(via HaterReport)
#NBA
May 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Draymond: “The agenda to keep trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I’m sick of it. Its ridiculous “
Also Draymond... 👇
(via HaterReport)
#NBA
Also Draymond... 👇
(via HaterReport)
#NBA
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[Karoline Leavitt saying the Librarian of Congress was fired for having books in the library] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen
*refreshes feed*
[The mayor of Newark is being held at an unspecified facility] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen
*refreshes feed*
[The mayor of Newark is being held at an unspecified facility] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen
May 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
[Karoline Leavitt saying the Librarian of Congress was fired for having books in the library] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen
*refreshes feed*
[The mayor of Newark is being held at an unspecified facility] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen
*refreshes feed*
[The mayor of Newark is being held at an unspecified facility] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen
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I’ve always liked Cecily Strong it’ll be nice to see her for these last couple season 50 episodes
JUST IN: Trump appoints Fox News host Judge Jeanine Pirro as interim United States Attorney for the District of Columbia.
May 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’ve always liked Cecily Strong it’ll be nice to see her for these last couple season 50 episodes
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donovan mitchell just dunked on pascal siakam, his ancestors, and all of his future family members
May 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
donovan mitchell just dunked on pascal siakam, his ancestors, and all of his future family members
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Buddy Hield earned $8 million of his $8.7 million salary in tonight’s game
May 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Buddy Hield earned $8 million of his $8.7 million salary in tonight’s game
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The James Harden Hall of Fame discussion is going to be one of the most unpleasant things in the history of sports internet debate
May 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The James Harden Hall of Fame discussion is going to be one of the most unpleasant things in the history of sports internet debate
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Loss Angeles
What a frustrating first round for all three L.A. teams.
May 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Loss Angeles
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Happy 503 Day, Portland!! 🫶
May 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Happy 503 Day, Portland!! 🫶
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They know we are, and deserve, so much better than this, and wouldn’t excuse or ignore this stone-cold lunacy from anyone else. And yet, for reasons known only to them, they lack the will or courage to say so out loud.
Forgive them, for they know what they do and must shame themselves anyway. 6/6
Forgive them, for they know what they do and must shame themselves anyway. 6/6
May 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
They know we are, and deserve, so much better than this, and wouldn’t excuse or ignore this stone-cold lunacy from anyone else. And yet, for reasons known only to them, they lack the will or courage to say so out loud.
Forgive them, for they know what they do and must shame themselves anyway. 6/6
Forgive them, for they know what they do and must shame themselves anyway. 6/6
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Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.
RFK Jr: "We found that there's a direct inverse correlation between fluoride exposure and low IQ in children. So the more you get, the stupider you are."
April 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down