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🔥🚗 parody, duh.
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Best sign at the #TeslaTakedown protest in Brooklyn.
March 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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There’s a story in the news right now about someone crashing into seven parked cars at the Dallas Stars parking lot but the part I’m interested in is how this somehow ripped a cybertruck in half?? Like clean in half??
March 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I don't think a single example of Attenborough-narrated Cybertruck content has ever failed to get a chuckle out of me
March 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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A cybertruck experiencing rapid unscheduled disassembly
March 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Tesla is recalling 46,096 Cybertruck vehicles in the US over an exterior panel that can detach while driving, the US National Highway Traffic Safety Administration said reut.rs/4bHXpnS
Tesla recalls over 46,000 Cybertrucks as trim detaching from vehicle
Tesla is recalling 46,096 Cybertruck vehicles in the U.S. to fix an exterior panel that could detach while driving, adding to a series of call-backs for the pickup truck since last year.
reut.rs
March 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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lol
March 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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We live in the dumbest of times.
March 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
literal manslaughter. literally textbook definition of manslaughter.
sfist.com/2025/03/11/t...
March 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre.
🤣
March 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I’m convinced every Cybertruck owner is a moron….the commentary 🤣 abc7.com/post/video-s...
March 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Q: What's better than one totalled Cybertruck?

A:
March 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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9 US police officers to protect a single Cybertruck from *checks notes* protest signs. #3E #endoligarchy #teslatakeover #teslatakedown
March 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Would love to see Cybertruck pinatas.
February 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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The rockets at SpaceX are exploding.

The equipment from Starlink is making its way to Russia to be used against our ally.

The stock at Tesla is tanking. Cybertruck is a joke.

Twitter is going out of business.

And yet . . . Elon Musk thinks he has the time/talent to run the entire US government.
February 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Borrowed from Facebook.
January 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Elon Musk is a NAZI
January 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Elon Musk / Tesla boycott is gaining momentum in Germany due to Elon Musk’s meddling in European politics and now his Nazi salutes.
Tesla boycott is gaining momentum in Germany due to Elon Musk's meddling in politics
A boycott of Tesla vehicles is gaining momentum in Germany due to Elon Musk’s consistent meddling in the country’s politics...
electrek.co
January 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Matthew Huttle, who was recently pardoned by President Trump for his part in the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection, was fatally shot by an Indiana sheriff's deputy while resisting arrest on Sunday.
Pardoned Jan. 6 Rioter Fatally Shot By Police After Resisting Arrest During Traffic Stop
Tragic all around.
www.comicsands.com
January 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Did you know?

if you cashed out Elon Musk's current approx net worth into $1 bills and wrapped them end-to-end around the entire earth.... it would wrap around the earth 35.975 times
January 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin - right now!

In cooperation with @ledbydonkeys.org
January 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM