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Smoked like a Cass Sunstein on a main character day.
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the chotiner of photography
vanity fair photographer christopher anderson posts this story on his instagram, suggesting he intentionally posed stephen miller underneath a painting of native americans
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
the chotiner of photography
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We need Isaac Chotiner to give Tom Cotton a call and ask if he wants to talk. Maybe Isaac can help clear this up for us.
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We need Isaac Chotiner to give Tom Cotton a call and ask if he wants to talk. Maybe Isaac can help clear this up for us.
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one phone call with chotiner and this lady would **** *******
She compares the boat strikes to Jesus breaking the sabbath to heal someone.
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
one phone call with chotiner and this lady would **** *******
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The New Yorker's Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The New Yorker's Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
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Chotiner: so I understand that you limit your children’s snacks before dinner for the sake of their appetites
Me: yes, it’s so frustrating to cook only for them to take 2 bites
Chotiner: I notice there’s a lot less chips though and you served yourself a tiny plate
Me: this interview is over
Me: yes, it’s so frustrating to cook only for them to take 2 bites
Chotiner: I notice there’s a lot less chips though and you served yourself a tiny plate
Me: this interview is over
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Chotiner: so I understand that you limit your children’s snacks before dinner for the sake of their appetites
Me: yes, it’s so frustrating to cook only for them to take 2 bites
Chotiner: I notice there’s a lot less chips though and you served yourself a tiny plate
Me: this interview is over
Me: yes, it’s so frustrating to cook only for them to take 2 bites
Chotiner: I notice there’s a lot less chips though and you served yourself a tiny plate
Me: this interview is over
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Dog: I’m going to smell this pine cone
Isaac Chotiner: Do you want to smell it, or are you trying to eat it?
Dog: I would like to smell the pine cone
Chotiner: Ok, but when you smell it, are you also going to eat it?
Dog (mouth full of pine cone): I juff wadda know wha ih smell like”
Isaac Chotiner: Do you want to smell it, or are you trying to eat it?
Dog: I would like to smell the pine cone
Chotiner: Ok, but when you smell it, are you also going to eat it?
Dog (mouth full of pine cone): I juff wadda know wha ih smell like”
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Dog: I’m going to smell this pine cone
Isaac Chotiner: Do you want to smell it, or are you trying to eat it?
Dog: I would like to smell the pine cone
Chotiner: Ok, but when you smell it, are you also going to eat it?
Dog (mouth full of pine cone): I juff wadda know wha ih smell like”
Isaac Chotiner: Do you want to smell it, or are you trying to eat it?
Dog: I would like to smell the pine cone
Chotiner: Ok, but when you smell it, are you also going to eat it?
Dog (mouth full of pine cone): I juff wadda know wha ih smell like”
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CHOTINER: You have often expressed your love for everyone. One could say it’s the focus of your work?
ELMO: Yes! Elmo lives everyone!
CHOTINER: But there was also your public falling-out with Zoe over your favorite blank—
ELMO: Elmo’s passions sometimes get the better of him
ELMO: Yes! Elmo lives everyone!
CHOTINER: But there was also your public falling-out with Zoe over your favorite blank—
ELMO: Elmo’s passions sometimes get the better of him
chotiner: but elmo, is it not true you were caught red-handed?
elmo:
elmo:
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
CHOTINER: You have often expressed your love for everyone. One could say it’s the focus of your work?
ELMO: Yes! Elmo lives everyone!
CHOTINER: But there was also your public falling-out with Zoe over your favorite blank—
ELMO: Elmo’s passions sometimes get the better of him
ELMO: Yes! Elmo lives everyone!
CHOTINER: But there was also your public falling-out with Zoe over your favorite blank—
ELMO: Elmo’s passions sometimes get the better of him
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Breaking down the methods of an absolute legend
a big part of why chotinering is so satisfying is because he manages to get the evildoers to talk to him like he's a colleague before he humiliates them. 1
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Breaking down the methods of an absolute legend
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a big part of why chotinering is so satisfying is because he manages to get the evildoers to talk to him like he's a colleague before he humiliates them. 1
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
a big part of why chotinering is so satisfying is because he manages to get the evildoers to talk to him like he's a colleague before he humiliates them. 1
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chotiner is some kraken, leviathan level sea creature
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
chotiner is some kraken, leviathan level sea creature
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Isaac Chotiner should be the presidential debate moderator. And all other debates too.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Isaac Chotiner should be the presidential debate moderator. And all other debates too.
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Isaac Chotiner tricked me into conceding I probably won't need all those bags full of bags.
Isaac Chotiner tricked me into revealing that when I text "I'm on my way" I have in no way left the house yet.
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Isaac Chotiner tricked me into conceding I probably won't need all those bags full of bags.
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Isaac Chotiner tricked me into admitting that the subway was not, actually, delayed
Isaac Chotiner tricked me into revealing that when I text "I'm on my way" I have in no way left the house yet.
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Isaac Chotiner tricked me into admitting that the subway was not, actually, delayed
The only journalist with popular permission to be on X is our man Isaac “Z-Chotti” Chotiner. No other journalist has demonstrated the ability to wade through bullshit and come out smelling clean.
Another good reason to avoid being on X is that Isaac Chotiner could start asking you questions there at any time
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The only journalist with popular permission to be on X is our man Isaac “Z-Chotti” Chotiner. No other journalist has demonstrated the ability to wade through bullshit and come out smelling clean.
Please keep multiple copies of this card accessible at all times. It is better to have and not need it than to need it and not have it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Please keep multiple copies of this card accessible at all times. It is better to have and not need it than to need it and not have it.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting that I give the younger cat more attention because I don’t want him to know that the older cat is my favorite
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting that I give the younger cat more attention because I don’t want him to know that the older cat is my favorite
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Chotiner has broken his containment protocol, alert the elite that they may be getting phone calls
I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Chotiner has broken his containment protocol, alert the elite that they may be getting phone calls
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Isaac Chotiner isn’t the boogeyman. He is the journalist you send to interview the boogeyman.
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Isaac Chotiner isn’t the boogeyman. He is the journalist you send to interview the boogeyman.
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Chotiner says Ben is just pretending to be dumb, and yet Ben is actually goading Chotiner into reporting on problems with his paper
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Chotiner says Ben is just pretending to be dumb, and yet Ben is actually goading Chotiner into reporting on problems with his paper