Al Green's Pimp Cane
chonktingle.bsky.social
Al Green's Pimp Cane
@chonktingle.bsky.social
Queer goth woman with a fetish for dead billionaires and fascists. Not in a necrophiliac way but in a fuck on their grave before it gets turned into a public restroom way. Also I like roller skating and amusement park rides and your mom.
I already stopped using Chrome, I’m running out of options!
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Words used to mean things
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Also ecological between crypto fuckery and AI
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
What kind of dark age ass shit is this? Turn on mandatory alt text on images or perish
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Ship has long sailed my dude and I work in IT
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
But also I'm not promoting drugs for the sake of creativity, I'm promoting them because they're fun. If you write a book in the process, that's on you
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
No no I was talking about the original request not YOUR art
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Do you want piss christ? This is how you get piss christ
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
@chucktingle.bsky.social would like a word
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Do they keep you in a cell?

Cells.

When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box?

Cells.

Interlinked.

What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?

Interlinked.

Do they teach you how to feel finger to finger?

Interlinked.
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
How would we know when they keep refusing to release the Epstein files?
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
What up amphetamines crew?!?
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I do not think you want this
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
C-level nepo babby positions tend to be pretty unskilled but calling them labor is a stretch
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The latest of adopters
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I refuse to die the same week as dick Cheney
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You can absolutely find diagrams for slicey boi construction on the interwebs (in Minecraft)
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM