Al Green's Pimp Cane
@chonktingle.bsky.social
Queer goth woman with a fetish for dead billionaires and fascists. Not in a necrophiliac way but in a fuck on their grave before it gets turned into a public restroom way. Also I like roller skating and amusement park rides and your mom.
Look, I know this flies in the face of conventional wisdom, but as it turns out, I AM gonna need you to lie in order to kick it
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Look, I know this flies in the face of conventional wisdom, but as it turns out, I AM gonna need you to lie in order to kick it
The only religious holiday I'm interested in is black Friday and that's only because we killed a god
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The only religious holiday I'm interested in is black Friday and that's only because we killed a god
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we all know this classic way
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
we all know this classic way
I just saw an ad for basketball that reads "win or go home" and I have questions. Namely, does this imply that the winners are forced to live in the stadium in perpetuity? That doesn't seem motivational or like a sustainable business model
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I just saw an ad for basketball that reads "win or go home" and I have questions. Namely, does this imply that the winners are forced to live in the stadium in perpetuity? That doesn't seem motivational or like a sustainable business model
I don't get why people use doomer as an insult. It's not as if I desire ecological collapse. If anything I hope I'm wrong. But ignoring all the science pointing to pending collapse is how we got here. I mean that and late stage capitalism.
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I don't get why people use doomer as an insult. It's not as if I desire ecological collapse. If anything I hope I'm wrong. But ignoring all the science pointing to pending collapse is how we got here. I mean that and late stage capitalism.
I feel like your movie should be allowed to pass the Bechdel test if every conversation between two or more women is about killing a man
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I feel like your movie should be allowed to pass the Bechdel test if every conversation between two or more women is about killing a man
In general I try not to repost things from shitter but I'm pretty sure this is outside the statute of limitations. Never 4get
![me: [naked and confused] w-which hole tho?
spongebob: i don't give a fuck just do it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dgstzha54qqssvub2rwu75sp/bafkreibfv2u7znani2imoibkgr5ec7ws4l3rwmlsdljszawn2g3eotuh44@jpeg)
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
In general I try not to repost things from shitter but I'm pretty sure this is outside the statute of limitations. Never 4get
I just realized "sex in the city" and "single income two cats" share an acronym
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I just realized "sex in the city" and "single income two cats" share an acronym
moon's haunted
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
moon's haunted
Bizzaro world NY post article titled "Mamdani? Only trustworthy man with a mustache?"
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Bizzaro world NY post article titled "Mamdani? Only trustworthy man with a mustache?"
Ok, like... The absolutely least important takeaway from last night but how did nobody tell the vocally queer woman how supermodel level hot Rama Duwaji (Mamdani's wife) is even in passing. Like she's absolutely stunning
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Ok, like... The absolutely least important takeaway from last night but how did nobody tell the vocally queer woman how supermodel level hot Rama Duwaji (Mamdani's wife) is even in passing. Like she's absolutely stunning
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6...
"In 2018, Swedish writer Pelle Nilsson designed a dark RPG while waiting in queue for eight hours to have a load of apples juiced."
Ok, I have so many questions... but fundamentally... is this just what being Swedish is like?
"In 2018, Swedish writer Pelle Nilsson designed a dark RPG while waiting in queue for eight hours to have a load of apples juiced."
Ok, I have so many questions... but fundamentally... is this just what being Swedish is like?
Mörk Borg - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6...
"In 2018, Swedish writer Pelle Nilsson designed a dark RPG while waiting in queue for eight hours to have a load of apples juiced."
Ok, I have so many questions... but fundamentally... is this just what being Swedish is like?
"In 2018, Swedish writer Pelle Nilsson designed a dark RPG while waiting in queue for eight hours to have a load of apples juiced."
Ok, I have so many questions... but fundamentally... is this just what being Swedish is like?
I got promoted in my karate class and now I am terrified they will expect even the slightest sliver of proficiency
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I got promoted in my karate class and now I am terrified they will expect even the slightest sliver of proficiency
I wonder if there's any Celino and Barnes ship fics on Ao3. Not enough to be willing to go to the site and wade thru unhinged Sonic porn for it though
September 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I wonder if there's any Celino and Barnes ship fics on Ao3. Not enough to be willing to go to the site and wade thru unhinged Sonic porn for it though
Getting raw-ed: a memoir
September 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Getting raw-ed: a memoir
You ever come up with a really good password and then get frustrated that you can't tell anyone because password or is this a me problem?
September 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You ever come up with a really good password and then get frustrated that you can't tell anyone because password or is this a me problem?
Ordered an egg McMuffin, got a Broodwich. A++ would order again
August 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Ordered an egg McMuffin, got a Broodwich. A++ would order again
Hot take: Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo, much like a not-insubstantial amount of pornography, would be a decent movie if they gave up on the plot and focused on the action
August 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hot take: Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo, much like a not-insubstantial amount of pornography, would be a decent movie if they gave up on the plot and focused on the action
I realized that I could just go to the dog park even tho I don't have a dog and nobody could stop me. So I got hypoallergenic peanut butter dog treats and sat at the park and bribed dogs into being my friend for like two hours and it was great.
August 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I realized that I could just go to the dog park even tho I don't have a dog and nobody could stop me. So I got hypoallergenic peanut butter dog treats and sat at the park and bribed dogs into being my friend for like two hours and it was great.
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My brain: hey, nice weekday afternoon in August you got there, you think Santa is circumcised?
August 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My brain: hey, nice weekday afternoon in August you got there, you think Santa is circumcised?
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my bud and true buckaroo @lizkerin.bsky.social just sent me this photo of a wendys she trotted past. SECRET LUCKY DAY WENDYS CROSSOVER MARKETING?
August 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
my bud and true buckaroo @lizkerin.bsky.social just sent me this photo of a wendys she trotted past. SECRET LUCKY DAY WENDYS CROSSOVER MARKETING?
One man, one my little pony cum jar
If I had to think about that, everybody has to think about that
If I had to think about that, everybody has to think about that
August 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
One man, one my little pony cum jar
If I had to think about that, everybody has to think about that
If I had to think about that, everybody has to think about that
How much of a social faux pas is it to tell the nurse where you're donating blood to "dracula me mommy"?
August 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
How much of a social faux pas is it to tell the nurse where you're donating blood to "dracula me mommy"?