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Hi, I'm Tim! I'm a developer and board gamer. I do developery things. Coffee helps. he/him.
Cover photo by Jaciel Melnik on Unsplash.
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oh my god
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Me: Ya know, being more social would be nice.

Also Me: *thinking of something to say* uhhhhhhhhh..........

So, Hollow Knight's been fun so far?
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I continue to believe the biggest refactors our governance needs is ranked choice voting and getting rid of the electoral college. Do that and *maybe* we can get some competent level-headed leadership in place. 🫠
July 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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a very happy july 4 from me and @lopatto.bsky.social 🇺🇸

www.theverge.com/policy/69730...
Some patriotic reflections on Independence Day
Look at me. I’m the originalist, now.
www.theverge.com
July 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I Give You... Baby Squirrels!
June 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Do. Not. Disturb. The. Mysterious. Ancient. Rune-inscribed. Skull-adorned. Ring. Found. In. The. Idyllic. Countryside.

Seriously, there's a whole book about this. And movies. Long ones!
May 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Hrmmm... is FFxMTG gonna be the thing that finally pulls me into Magic... 🤔
May 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Caturday mood
I just turned on the lights to go downstairs and found this…
April 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I poured cold water in my french press instead of the hot kettle water *right next to the press*.

So, yeah, braincells are taking a minute to warm up today. 😴
April 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hooray less custom elements!
vijay.io vijay @vijay.io · Mar 31
omg actually huge
April 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Happy #OpeningDay to everyone but Stupid.
March 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The rare off-season vault emptying. If you ever wanted a miniature fart sponge now's your chance.
If you ever missed out on a pin, poster, or DBLOON due to the limited time of our store being active, GOOD NEWS! We've opened the vaults and placed a ton of stuff on discount. @loadingreadyrun.com got a sale running as well so you can grab everything in one go.

store.loadingreadyrun.com
LoadingReadyRun Store
store.loadingreadyrun.com
March 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
*siiiigh* good gawd current U.S. leadership is such an embarrassment 🤦
February 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Dear Canada and Mexico,

We’re so, so sorry.

— Sane America
February 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
WASSSSSSSSUUP 😛
January 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That's... a headline with some words.
December 23, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 3:45 PM
omg cthurkey, love it 😂
OP: beige.party/@talia_chris...
November 29, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Car fuse is blown...
Attempt to replace fuse...
Instant sparking and popping noise...
Welp, that's enough adulting for today 😬
November 27, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I hear this is the cool new place to be? I guarantee nothing but the lowest quality shitposts, sorry.
November 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM