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Hi, I'm Tim! I'm a developer and board gamer. I do developery things. Coffee helps. he/him.
Cover photo by Jaciel Melnik on Unsplash.
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kohler.bsky.social
oh my god
Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture" Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
Me: Ya know, being more social would be nice.

Also Me: *thinking of something to say* uhhhhhhhhh..........

So, Hollow Knight's been fun so far?
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
I continue to believe the biggest refactors our governance needs is ranked choice voting and getting rid of the electoral college. Do that and *maybe* we can get some competent level-headed leadership in place. 🫠
July 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
a very happy july 4 from me and @lopatto.bsky.social 🇺🇸

www.theverge.com/policy/69730...
Some patriotic reflections on Independence Day
Look at me. I’m the originalist, now.
www.theverge.com
July 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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gwyllm.bsky.social
I Give You... Baby Squirrels!
June 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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drdeanburnett.bsky.social
Do. Not. Disturb. The. Mysterious. Ancient. Rune-inscribed. Skull-adorned. Ring. Found. In. The. Idyllic. Countryside.

Seriously, there's a whole book about this. And movies. Long ones!
May 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
Hrmmm... is FFxMTG gonna be the thing that finally pulls me into Magic... 🤔
May 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
Caturday mood
hankgreen.bsky.social Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · Apr 26
I just turned on the lights to go downstairs and found this…
An orange cat lying on his back with his back legs sticking out behind him.
April 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
I poured cold water in my french press instead of the hot kettle water *right next to the press*.

So, yeah, braincells are taking a minute to warm up today. 😴
April 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
Hooray less custom elements!
vijay.io vijay @vijay.io · Mar 31
omg actually huge
April 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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jimmykimmel.com
Happy #OpeningDay to everyone but Stupid.
March 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
The rare off-season vault emptying. If you ever wanted a miniature fart sponge now's your chance.
desertbus.org Desert Bus for Hope 🚌 $1.05 Million Raised in 2025 @desertbus.org · Mar 18
If you ever missed out on a pin, poster, or DBLOON due to the limited time of our store being active, GOOD NEWS! We've opened the vaults and placed a ton of stuff on discount. @loadingreadyrun.com got a sale running as well so you can grab everything in one go.

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March 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
*siiiigh* good gawd current U.S. leadership is such an embarrassment 🤦
February 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Dear Canada and Mexico,

We’re so, so sorry.

— Sane America
February 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
WASSSSSSSSUUP 😛
January 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
That's... a headline with some words.
Photo of article on NY Times. Headline reads "When a Barndominium Won't Do, Try a Shouse."
December 23, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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mk.gg
A screenshot showing copilot suggesting that the best completion for "Fixes a bug that caused" is "the ducks to be too wild"
December 10, 2024 at 3:45 PM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
omg cthurkey, love it 😂
OP: beige.party/@talia_chris...
A screenshot of a Mastodon photo post by TC, posted on November 28th, 2024. It pictures a turkey with octopus tentacles coming out from its cavity opening, crab legs beneath it, and two eyes attached. The caption text reads "What's the matter babe? You've barely touched your Cthurkey."
November 29, 2024 at 12:10 AM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
Car fuse is blown...
Attempt to replace fuse...
Instant sparking and popping noise...
Welp, that's enough adulting for today 😬
November 27, 2024 at 2:27 AM
chocobosaur.bsky.social
I hear this is the cool new place to be? I guarantee nothing but the lowest quality shitposts, sorry.
November 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM