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𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐨. 𝑮𝒂𝒚 𝑨𝑭
Kinda mouthy, kinda NSFW in one way or another. No fascists, no bigots. Looking for friends, even locals (Chicago)
Here for conversation/interaction, not fame.
𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐨. 𝑮𝒂𝒚 𝑨𝑭
Kinda mouthy, kinda NSFW in one way or another. No fascists, no bigots. Looking for friends, even locals (Chicago)
Here for conversation/interaction, not fame.
Pinned
Fake Job Postings Might Be:
- Marketing (always hiring = success)
- Testing Tag Lines
- Research (If we started doing this type of work, who would apply?)
- To Scare an Employee who wants a raise
- The Job is Promised to Someone Else, But We Have To Run an Ad Anyway
- Marketing (always hiring = success)
- Testing Tag Lines
- Research (If we started doing this type of work, who would apply?)
- To Scare an Employee who wants a raise
- The Job is Promised to Someone Else, But We Have To Run an Ad Anyway
Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Fake Job Postings Might Be:
- Marketing (always hiring = success)
- Testing Tag Lines
- Research (If we started doing this type of work, who would apply?)
- To Scare an Employee who wants a raise
- The Job is Promised to Someone Else, But We Have To Run an Ad Anyway
- Marketing (always hiring = success)
- Testing Tag Lines
- Research (If we started doing this type of work, who would apply?)
- To Scare an Employee who wants a raise
- The Job is Promised to Someone Else, But We Have To Run an Ad Anyway
It's like they've gotten so cocky they forget when they're talking to the public and not people in on the con.
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It's like they've gotten so cocky they forget when they're talking to the public and not people in on the con.
Why does the entire household need to help you shop for one potato?
Does the Family Potato Committee meeting have to block the entire aisle as well?
Does the Family Potato Committee meeting have to block the entire aisle as well?
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why does the entire household need to help you shop for one potato?
Does the Family Potato Committee meeting have to block the entire aisle as well?
Does the Family Potato Committee meeting have to block the entire aisle as well?
Don't mind me, I just can't get this Smartiest Man Ever Times Infinity medal clean!
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Don't mind me, I just can't get this Smartiest Man Ever Times Infinity medal clean!
Sometimes there are people determined not to get the point.
You can lead the horse to water, but instead of drinking, these horses just flail around in the water while mocking you. "Why would you show me water, dummy, I'm thirsty!"
All you can do is block these rocket surgeons.
You can lead the horse to water, but instead of drinking, these horses just flail around in the water while mocking you. "Why would you show me water, dummy, I'm thirsty!"
All you can do is block these rocket surgeons.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sometimes there are people determined not to get the point.
You can lead the horse to water, but instead of drinking, these horses just flail around in the water while mocking you. "Why would you show me water, dummy, I'm thirsty!"
All you can do is block these rocket surgeons.
You can lead the horse to water, but instead of drinking, these horses just flail around in the water while mocking you. "Why would you show me water, dummy, I'm thirsty!"
All you can do is block these rocket surgeons.
An entire branch! I got the tea from Mom about all the bigotry, fraud, manipulation, grifting, bullying, and abuse. No thanks!
Those people made my late mother cry too much. No thanks. I'll keep my money and self respect, too.
Those people made my late mother cry too much. No thanks. I'll keep my money and self respect, too.
Question 43:
You ever cut off a family member forever?
You ever cut off a family member forever?
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
An entire branch! I got the tea from Mom about all the bigotry, fraud, manipulation, grifting, bullying, and abuse. No thanks!
Those people made my late mother cry too much. No thanks. I'll keep my money and self respect, too.
Those people made my late mother cry too much. No thanks. I'll keep my money and self respect, too.
It's been said that sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's good.
Consider yourself fortunate to have never encountered a bottom who did not get the back door ready for guests nor melted cheese the exact texture and consistency of hair.
Consider yourself fortunate to have never encountered a bottom who did not get the back door ready for guests nor melted cheese the exact texture and consistency of hair.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's been said that sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's good.
Consider yourself fortunate to have never encountered a bottom who did not get the back door ready for guests nor melted cheese the exact texture and consistency of hair.
Consider yourself fortunate to have never encountered a bottom who did not get the back door ready for guests nor melted cheese the exact texture and consistency of hair.
And yet, by the time there are bruises, the psychological damage has been going on for awhile (subtle or not).
There’s waaaaaay too many of y’all that don’t think a relationship is abusive if a person not getting beat on.
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
And yet, by the time there are bruises, the psychological damage has been going on for awhile (subtle or not).
Thanksgiving around the corner, and family drama often to follow, here's something to help you with the jerk of the family and their enablers.
The jerk is a like a missing step in a staircase everyone's used to working around, but for some reason refuses to fix.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing...
The jerk is a like a missing step in a staircase everyone's used to working around, but for some reason refuses to fix.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing...
Missing stair - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Thanksgiving around the corner, and family drama often to follow, here's something to help you with the jerk of the family and their enablers.
The jerk is a like a missing step in a staircase everyone's used to working around, but for some reason refuses to fix.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing...
The jerk is a like a missing step in a staircase everyone's used to working around, but for some reason refuses to fix.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing...
One of the perks of being a lefty, is right-handed people are slow to notice.
So you'll be jotting down a quick note one day when you hear the familiar, "OMG, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU'RE LEFT-HANDED!? WHY?!! THERE IS NO GOD!"
So you'll be jotting down a quick note one day when you hear the familiar, "OMG, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU'RE LEFT-HANDED!? WHY?!! THERE IS NO GOD!"
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
One of the perks of being a lefty, is right-handed people are slow to notice.
So you'll be jotting down a quick note one day when you hear the familiar, "OMG, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU'RE LEFT-HANDED!? WHY?!! THERE IS NO GOD!"
So you'll be jotting down a quick note one day when you hear the familiar, "OMG, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU'RE LEFT-HANDED!? WHY?!! THERE IS NO GOD!"
Rich young people bragging that they didn't use their privileges to do something, don't get it.
When you have a safety net, it doesn't matter that you swear you won't use it. It's still there.
Everyone else walks a tightrope with no net, and they're walking a chalk line in the parking lot.
When you have a safety net, it doesn't matter that you swear you won't use it. It's still there.
Everyone else walks a tightrope with no net, and they're walking a chalk line in the parking lot.
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Rich young people bragging that they didn't use their privileges to do something, don't get it.
When you have a safety net, it doesn't matter that you swear you won't use it. It's still there.
Everyone else walks a tightrope with no net, and they're walking a chalk line in the parking lot.
When you have a safety net, it doesn't matter that you swear you won't use it. It's still there.
Everyone else walks a tightrope with no net, and they're walking a chalk line in the parking lot.
A: We have to stay for the credits, out of respect for all their hard work!
B: We going to read them?
A: Too many names and it goes too fast.
B: So what do we do?
A: Just listen to the soundtrack.
B: How is just sitting here, barely watching names scroll by respectful?
A: Shut up.
B: We going to read them?
A: Too many names and it goes too fast.
B: So what do we do?
A: Just listen to the soundtrack.
B: How is just sitting here, barely watching names scroll by respectful?
A: Shut up.
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A: We have to stay for the credits, out of respect for all their hard work!
B: We going to read them?
A: Too many names and it goes too fast.
B: So what do we do?
A: Just listen to the soundtrack.
B: How is just sitting here, barely watching names scroll by respectful?
A: Shut up.
B: We going to read them?
A: Too many names and it goes too fast.
B: So what do we do?
A: Just listen to the soundtrack.
B: How is just sitting here, barely watching names scroll by respectful?
A: Shut up.
The thing about cursive is that it's designed for the type of fountain pens that most people don't use anymore. The ink in those pens is more fluid and flows very easily. Those same pens tended to leak, too.
The ink in ball point pens is much, much stickier, like a gel, and that makes cursive hard.
The ink in ball point pens is much, much stickier, like a gel, and that makes cursive hard.
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The thing about cursive is that it's designed for the type of fountain pens that most people don't use anymore. The ink in those pens is more fluid and flows very easily. Those same pens tended to leak, too.
The ink in ball point pens is much, much stickier, like a gel, and that makes cursive hard.
The ink in ball point pens is much, much stickier, like a gel, and that makes cursive hard.
Decent workout this morning.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Decent workout this morning.
Sure, marriage is hard sometimes, but there's all the butt slaps.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Sure, marriage is hard sometimes, but there's all the butt slaps.
I don't think I could admit publicly to watching a Tesla shareholder meeting, but to expect anyone to keep listening after that confession is bold.
this was the most hilariously bad defense of Elon I saw in her responses
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I don't think I could admit publicly to watching a Tesla shareholder meeting, but to expect anyone to keep listening after that confession is bold.
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
No, physics is already not my friend, architecture doesn't need to join that club, too.
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
No, physics is already not my friend, architecture doesn't need to join that club, too.
Didn't a bunch of MAGA people find out they were on SNAP?
I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Didn't a bunch of MAGA people find out they were on SNAP?
When you have height or weight requirements, for a potential relationship, when you are giving out numbers....you are no longer looking for love. You are shopping.
If you don't see the difference, I'm not surprised.
If you don't see the difference, I'm not surprised.
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
When you have height or weight requirements, for a potential relationship, when you are giving out numbers....you are no longer looking for love. You are shopping.
If you don't see the difference, I'm not surprised.
If you don't see the difference, I'm not surprised.
Comcast, you really think you're going to get me to switch to your mobile service by NOT telling me how much it's going to cost me per month?
I do not reward manipulation with sales.
Also, YOUR INTERNET GOES DOWN for hours/days AT LEAST TWICE A YEAR. I am not adding my mobile phone to that mess.
I do not reward manipulation with sales.
Also, YOUR INTERNET GOES DOWN for hours/days AT LEAST TWICE A YEAR. I am not adding my mobile phone to that mess.
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Comcast, you really think you're going to get me to switch to your mobile service by NOT telling me how much it's going to cost me per month?
I do not reward manipulation with sales.
Also, YOUR INTERNET GOES DOWN for hours/days AT LEAST TWICE A YEAR. I am not adding my mobile phone to that mess.
I do not reward manipulation with sales.
Also, YOUR INTERNET GOES DOWN for hours/days AT LEAST TWICE A YEAR. I am not adding my mobile phone to that mess.
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From my latest piece.
The true motivating energy behind the anti-trans activists of today.
The true motivating energy behind the anti-trans activists of today.
April 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
From my latest piece.
The true motivating energy behind the anti-trans activists of today.
The true motivating energy behind the anti-trans activists of today.