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willows-song.bsky.social
This explains it better than I can
Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’ Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
chiffelle.bsky.social
Maybe a swiftie did it
September 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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danglinghemmie.bsky.social
people are so desperate for a sign of cultural resistance they're posting south park clips
July 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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jesscamnj.bsky.social
I hope Jesse Ventura is having a good day lmao
July 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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rustyshackleman.bsky.social
SOMEONE GET A MIC ON JESSE VENTURA
July 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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dillo.media
sour patch kids covered in mustard. says "mustard patch kids"
July 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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leslekieuart.bsky.social
This is the only thing on my mind for tomorrow tbh
July 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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edzitron.com
Listen to Sam Altman, Satya Nadella or Sundar Pichai speak - they sound like idiots! People conflate "difficult to understand" with "intelligent" because they're scared of the powerful, yet the reality is the men ruining the tech industry are dimwits!
www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-them/
“But Ed!” you cry. “You can’t just call Sam Altman an idiot! He isn’t stupid! He runs a big company, and he’s super successful!” My counter to that is, first, yes I can, I’m doing it right now. Second, if Altman didn’t want to be called stupid, he wouldn’t say stupid shit with a straight face to a massive global audience. My favourite part of the interview is near the beginning: Jack Altman: So reasoning will lead to science going faster or just new stuff or both? Sam Altman: I mean, you already hear scientists who say they’re faster with AI, like we don’t have AI maybe autonomously doing science, but if a human scientist is three times as productive using o3, that’s still a pretty big deal. Jack Altman: Yeah Sam Altman: And then as that keeps going and the AI can autonomously do some science, figure out novel physics- Jack Altman: Is it all that happening as a copilot right now? [Editor’s note: this is exactly what Jack Altman says] Sam Altman: Yeah there’s definitely not… You definitely can’t go say like, “Hey ChatGPT, figure out new physics” and expect that to work. So I think it is currently copilot-like, but I’ve heard like, anecdotal reports from biologists where it’s like, “wow, it really did figure out an idea. I had to develop it, but it made a fundamental leap.” This is a nonsensical conversation, and both of them sound very, very stupid. “So, is this going to make new science or make science faster?” “Yeah, I hear scientists are using AI to go faster [CITATION NEEDED], but if a human scientist goes three times faster [CITATION NEEDED] using my model that would be good. Also I heard from a guy that he heard a guy who did biology who said ‘this helped.’” Phenomenal! Give this guy $40 billion or more dollars every year until he creates a superintelligence, that’ll fucking work. Here are some other incredible quotes from the genius mind of Sam Altman: “You hear these stories of people who use AI to do market research and figure out new products and then email some manufacturer and get some dumb thing made and sell it on Amazon and run ads…there are people that have actually figured out at small scale in the most boring ways possible how to put a dollar into AI and get the AI to run a toy business, but it’s actually working. So that’ll climb the gradient.” You may wonder if “the gradient” is mentioned at some point elsewhere. It is not. “So every year before the last maybe up until last year I would’ve said, ‘hey I think this is going to go really far,’ but it still seems like there’s a lot we’ve got to figure out.” “If something goes wrong, I would say somehow it’s that we build legitimate super intelligence and it doesn’t make the world much better, it doesn’t change things as much as it sounds like it should.” “So yeah, I think the relativistic point is really important, but to us, our jobs feel incredibly important and stressful and satisfying. And if we're all just making better entertainment for each other in the future, maybe that's kind of what at least one of us is doing right now.” This is gobbledygook, nonsense, bullshit peddled by a guy who has only the most tangential understanding of the technology his company is building. Every single interview with Sam Altman is like this, every single one, ever since he became a prominent tech investor and founder. Without fail. And the sad part is that Altman isn’t alone in this. Sundar Pichai, when asked one of Nilay Patel’s patented 100-word-plus-questions about Jony Ive and Sam Altman’s new (and likely heavily delayed) hardware startup: I think AI is going to be bigger than the internet. There are going to be companies, products, and categories created that we aren’t aware of today. I think the future looks exciting. I think there’s a lot of opportun… While I think Pichai is likely a little smarter than Altman, in the same way that Satya Nadella is a little smarter than Pichai, and in the same way that a golden retriever is smarter than a chihuahua. That said, none of these men are superintelligences, nor, when pressed, do they ever seem to have any actual answers. Let’s see what Satya Nadella of Microsoft answered when asked about how exactly it’s going to get to (and I paraphrase Dwarkesh Patel’s mealy-mouthed question) $130 billion in AI revenue “through AGI”: The way I come at it, Dwarkesh, it's a great question because at some level, if you're going to have this explosion, abundance, whatever, commodity of intelligence available, the first thing we have to observe is GDP growth. Before I get to what Microsoft's revenue will look like, there's only one governor in all of this. This is where we get a little bit ahead of ourselves with all this AGI hype. Remember the developed world, which is what? 2% growth and if you adjust for inflation it’s zero? So in 2025, as we sit here, I'm not an economist, at least I look at it and say we have a real growth challenge. So, the first thing that we all have to do is, when we say this is like the Industrial Revolution, let's have that Industrial Revolution type of growth. That means to me, 10%, 7%, developed world, inflation-adjusted, growing at 5%. That's the real marker. It can't just be supply-side. In fact that’s the thing, a lot of people are writing about it, and I'm glad they are, which is the big winners here are not going to be tech companies. The winners are going to be the broader industry that uses this commodity that, by the way, is abundant. Suddenly productivity goes up and the economy is growing at a faster rate. When that happens, we'll be fine as an industry. But that's to me the moment. Us self-claiming some AGI milestone, that's just nonsensical benchmark hacking to me. The real benchmark is: the world growing at 10%. Th…
June 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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kellylynnedang.bsky.social
Please don't just say "Jonathan Joss's death was a hate crime THIS IS WHY WE NEED PRIDE MONTH." No. Jonathan Joss was queer and Comanche. This hate crime was because he was gay and Native. The two are intrinsically linked.

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO DISMANTLE COLONIAL AND CAPITAL AMERICA.
June 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Jonathan Joss was the victim of a violent, homophobic hate crime. This is why we have Pride Month and why we’ll only get louder and prouder. RIP Jonathan Joss
Actor Jonathan Joss Statement from Tristan Kern de Gonzales Husband of Jonathan Joss My husband Jonathan Joss and I were involved in a shooting while checking the mail at the site of our former home. That home was burned down after over two years of threats from people in the area who repeatedly told us they would set it on fire. We reported these threats to law enforcement multiple times and nothing was done. Throughout that time we were harassed regularly by individuals who made it clear they did not accept our relationship. Much of the harassment was openly homophobic. When we returned to the site to check our mail we discovered the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view. This caused both of us severe emotional distress. We began yelling and crying in response to the pain of what we saw. While we were doing this a man approached us. He started yelling violent homophobic slurs at us. He then raised a gun from his lap and fired. Jonathan and I had no weapons. We were not threatening anyone. We were grieving. We were standing side by side. When the man fired Jonathan pushed me out of the way. He saved my life. Jonathan is my husband. He gave me more love in our time together than most people ever get. We were newlyweds. We picked Valentines Day. We were in the process of looking for a trailer and planning our future. He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other
June 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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April 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
chiffelle.bsky.social
Accidentally stepped on a red ant hill at the bus stop and now I’m fighting for my life against these ants
April 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
chiffelle.bsky.social
Love the lady who called Gordon Ramsay the white Oprah
March 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
chiffelle.bsky.social
I’m scared about the election
Goofy close up of white and grey cats face
March 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
krat @KWholesaler gordon ramsey: let's have a looking at the walk-in (opens door and sees a little mushroom man eating a rotten cucumber like a banana) fuck me did you know you have a little ghoulie in there. fuck that's frightening. he's having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food
February 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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veryimportant.lawyer
Probably hard up with Party City going bankrupt and no more employee discount
birdrespecter.bsky.social Grayton Plumbly @birdrespecter.bsky.social · Jan 30
This is even funnier when you realize he’s talking about himself and the caption has a link to his Patreon lol
January 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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sobittersosweet.bsky.social
“'Doctor' is a protected title in B.C. and misusing it can have consequences."

And yet 🤷‍♀️

Caucus chair comes with a pay bump, btw

By giving her the role, the Cons handed Toor an extra $23,900 on top of her $119,500 MLA salary #bcpoli
michellegamage.bsky.social Michelle Gamage @michellegamage.bsky.social · Jan 29
BC Conservative MLA Jody Toor framed herself as a physician during the election. Some people pointed out she wasn't. I dug in. It appears Toor not only misrepresented her medical credentials, but her academic ones too.
Today for @thetyee.ca
thetyee.ca/News/2025/01...
A Conservative MLA Represented Herself as a Medical Doctor. She Isn’t | The Tyee
Medical misinformation experts say Jody Toor’s credentials don’t stand up.
thetyee.ca
January 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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mauraquint.bsky.social
Climate change is a huge problem and everyone should do what they can but I strongly believe blaming individuals instead of corporations is a corporate tactic to obscure the key causes, create personal guilt, and discourage people from organizing for real progress.
January 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
chiffelle.bsky.social
My hometown has a yearly festival with rides etc. when I was 12-15 my brother gave me a black eye right before the festival, on purpose, after it he did it the first year he kept up the tradition. Jokes on him as all the carnies knew me and remembered me and gave me free rides and drinks each year
November 28, 2024 at 4:50 PM
chiffelle.bsky.social
Does anyone else have a deep irrational hatred of Colin Hanks?
November 20, 2024 at 9:47 PM
chiffelle.bsky.social
I miss old twitter I miss my biblegirl follow I miss being blocked by the former premier of BC I miss some of stan twitter I miss being able to see everyone talking in real time about stuff. I knew it was never coming back when Henry Kissinger died and it was bootlickers missing him everywhere
November 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
chiffelle.bsky.social
Is Reddit down for anyone else?
November 20, 2024 at 8:39 PM
chiffelle.bsky.social
Lilly. She’s a sweetie pie unless you’re my mother who she will hiss at immediately after seeing and hiss at anything that even smells like my mom. Idk what my mom did to her. One of those mysteries in my life
November 20, 2024 at 6:37 AM
chiffelle.bsky.social
Vladimir. He loves to watch people play stardew valley, and he loves to jump too high in the air compared to his landing abilities
November 20, 2024 at 6:32 AM