Chicago Wanderer
@chicagowanderer.bsky.social
Chicago-based, world bound, always wandering.
It's official, the United States now has a king.
February 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's official, the United States now has a king.
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They have a point.
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
They have a point.
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I just can't. We are holograms apparently. We are real! 🇵🇸 I submitted feedback to @premerabluecross.bsky.social and hope a real human being responds.
February 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I just can't. We are holograms apparently. We are real! 🇵🇸 I submitted feedback to @premerabluecross.bsky.social and hope a real human being responds.
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When you absolutely positively have to pick a cabinet for your presidency.
December 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM
When you absolutely positively have to pick a cabinet for your presidency.
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‘Stab Him! Stab Him, You Cowards!’ Says Terrified Kamala Harris To Aides After Plunging First Knife Into Biden’s Back
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December 13, 2024 at 5:41 PM
‘Stab Him! Stab Him, You Cowards!’ Says Terrified Kamala Harris To Aides After Plunging First Knife Into Biden’s Back
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JD Vance Forced To Dress As Elf At Mar-A-Lago Christmas Party
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December 13, 2024 at 6:44 PM
JD Vance Forced To Dress As Elf At Mar-A-Lago Christmas Party
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Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour By The Numbers
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December 13, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour By The Numbers
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The Voice of Dear Leader!
December 13, 2024 at 8:38 PM
The Voice of Dear Leader!
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Maybe the reason the US is so fucked rt now is cuz we built it on thousands of ancient indian burial grounds
December 10, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Maybe the reason the US is so fucked rt now is cuz we built it on thousands of ancient indian burial grounds
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Percentage of uninsured in each state (non-elderly 0-64)
December 9, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Percentage of uninsured in each state (non-elderly 0-64)
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Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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December 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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You’re a Republican and a power bottom? Bruh, pick a struggle.
December 8, 2024 at 11:06 PM
You’re a Republican and a power bottom? Bruh, pick a struggle.
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If you're more upset with Biden being forced to consider the extraordinary step of peremptorily pardoning his own officials then you are about Trump appointing someone who’s promised to use the federal govt to exact personal retribution for Trump, then you need to think a little more critically.
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
If you're more upset with Biden being forced to consider the extraordinary step of peremptorily pardoning his own officials then you are about Trump appointing someone who’s promised to use the federal govt to exact personal retribution for Trump, then you need to think a little more critically.
Tell people how you feel.
Anger is not a primary emotion it is secondary.
The feeling
1. Fear
2. Hurt
3. Sadness
Anger is the soldier that makes people understand where you stand.
Tool: Tell people how you feel. No matter what.
The feeling
1. Fear
2. Hurt
3. Sadness
Anger is the soldier that makes people understand where you stand.
Tool: Tell people how you feel. No matter what.
December 6, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Tell people how you feel.
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An LGBTQ+ hotel with a rooftop bar and speakeasy is proposed for the former Yoshi’s Cafe in Lakeview. https://buff.ly/4f9WGw0
December 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM
An LGBTQ+ hotel with a rooftop bar and speakeasy is proposed for the former Yoshi’s Cafe in Lakeview. https://buff.ly/4f9WGw0
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BREAKING NEWS:
Republican Tennessee lawmaker, Sen. Ken Yager, urinated on himself during a DUI field sobriety test.
I think he has Trump‘s new cabinet secretary potential!
Republican Tennessee lawmaker, Sen. Ken Yager, urinated on himself during a DUI field sobriety test.
I think he has Trump‘s new cabinet secretary potential!
December 5, 2024 at 12:41 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
Republican Tennessee lawmaker, Sen. Ken Yager, urinated on himself during a DUI field sobriety test.
I think he has Trump‘s new cabinet secretary potential!
Republican Tennessee lawmaker, Sen. Ken Yager, urinated on himself during a DUI field sobriety test.
I think he has Trump‘s new cabinet secretary potential!
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“Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri has declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia for the full length of some surgeries.
It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.”
Welcome to the nightmare.
It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.”
Welcome to the nightmare.
December 5, 2024 at 1:17 AM
“Blue Cross Blue Shield in Connecticut, New York and Missouri has declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia for the full length of some surgeries.
It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.”
Welcome to the nightmare.
It the procedure goes over a certain time, anesthesia will not be covered for the duration.”
Welcome to the nightmare.
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Her pussy isn’t green but it has plans to be carbon neutral by 2030
December 3, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Her pussy isn’t green but it has plans to be carbon neutral by 2030
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You can live in a home with a backyard, and depending on the street network design and lot size, experience vastly different urban typologies.
West University Place and Katy are both within the Houston metro area, yet these single-family cities have vastly different densities.
West University Place and Katy are both within the Houston metro area, yet these single-family cities have vastly different densities.
December 2, 2024 at 7:04 PM
You can live in a home with a backyard, and depending on the street network design and lot size, experience vastly different urban typologies.
West University Place and Katy are both within the Houston metro area, yet these single-family cities have vastly different densities.
West University Place and Katy are both within the Houston metro area, yet these single-family cities have vastly different densities.
We tried to warn you that he didn't give a fuck about you but you didn't want to listen. #FAFO
TODAY’S EPISODE OF:
WE F*CKING WARNED YOU
Pittsburgh steelworkers who supported Trump aren’t happy that he’s opposing the US Steel-Nippon deal.
“I am very frustrated with the news that came out last night…that was like a gut punch.” — United Steelworkers VP Jason Zugai
WE F*CKING WARNED YOU
Pittsburgh steelworkers who supported Trump aren’t happy that he’s opposing the US Steel-Nippon deal.
“I am very frustrated with the news that came out last night…that was like a gut punch.” — United Steelworkers VP Jason Zugai
December 4, 2024 at 5:56 AM
We tried to warn you that he didn't give a fuck about you but you didn't want to listen. #FAFO
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Have you ever seen someone with so many Man of the Year accolades??
December 3, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Have you ever seen someone with so many Man of the Year accolades??
South Korea's president declared martial law a few hours ago. News reports are showing photos that look like Seoul is in chaos.
December 3, 2024 at 4:07 PM
South Korea's president declared martial law a few hours ago. News reports are showing photos that look like Seoul is in chaos.
November 25, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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