y&w: so it'll always be a memory of the fun times we've had?
y&w: so it'll always be a memory of the fun times we've had?
me: I've never read it before, but it's about raising the perfect child
y&w son: <perfect deadpan> you've never read it?
me: I've never read it before, but it's about raising the perfect child
y&w son: <perfect deadpan> you've never read it?
imagine you're a whale and you're breaking up with your girlfriend. then imagine someone puts that on spotify
imagine you're a whale and you're breaking up with your girlfriend. then imagine someone puts that on spotify
y&w son: you grade I hug
y&w son: you grade I hug
"I need a sugary drink. ASAP"
"I need a sugary drink. ASAP"
him: do you need a drink of water? a snack? trip to bathroom?
him: do you need a drink of water? a snack? trip to bathroom?