Cheyenne
@chey93.bsky.social
Manic pixie dream girl mixed with a cat girlfriend(she loves you) type.
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Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
Fuck ICE. They’re a bunch of fucking scared piss babies that shouldn’t be allowed to exist let alone carry a fucking gun.
January 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Fuck ICE. They’re a bunch of fucking scared piss babies that shouldn’t be allowed to exist let alone carry a fucking gun.
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Everything is totally fine. I just started smoking cigarettes again for fun!
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Everything is totally fine. I just started smoking cigarettes again for fun!
Men will steal your ideas and never give you an ounce of credit.
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Men will steal your ideas and never give you an ounce of credit.
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trade secret:
cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart
cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart
September 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
trade secret:
cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart
cigarettes only hurt you if you’re not pure of heart
Where the fuck is my motorcycle man? I want to be a backpack!
September 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Where the fuck is my motorcycle man? I want to be a backpack!
I’ve tried Malort. And I think you’re all big ass babies if you really think it’s that disgusting. I’d rather take a shot of Marlort than whisky or tequila. 🤷🏻♀️
September 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’ve tried Malort. And I think you’re all big ass babies if you really think it’s that disgusting. I’d rather take a shot of Marlort than whisky or tequila. 🤷🏻♀️
I’m convinced men have 0 reading comprehension skills.
September 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’m convinced men have 0 reading comprehension skills.
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Fun fact about me: I probably haven't consumed a full can of any soda of any kind in over a decade.
September 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Fun fact about me: I probably haven't consumed a full can of any soda of any kind in over a decade.
You’re not competing with anyone. You’re competing with me smoking drunk cigarettes in my hammock.
September 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You’re not competing with anyone. You’re competing with me smoking drunk cigarettes in my hammock.
I have wayyyy too many books to read to spend time on dating.
August 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I have wayyyy too many books to read to spend time on dating.
My favorite way to act out is to get a new tattoo or piercing. Even at 32.
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My favorite way to act out is to get a new tattoo or piercing. Even at 32.
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New Pen Brings Fleeting Moment Of Satisfaction To Local Man https://theonion.com/new-pen-brings-fleeting-moment-of-satisfaction-to-local-1819564821/
August 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
New Pen Brings Fleeting Moment Of Satisfaction To Local Man https://theonion.com/new-pen-brings-fleeting-moment-of-satisfaction-to-local-1819564821/
If he’s not gonna bark like he wants it then I don’t want it.
August 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
If he’s not gonna bark like he wants it then I don’t want it.
I refuse to let being single stop me from going to shows or concerts just because I don’t have an automatic plus one anymore. I’ve started going alone if none of my friends can come. And I’ve done wayyyy more things now than I ever did when we were together. Funny how that works.
August 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I refuse to let being single stop me from going to shows or concerts just because I don’t have an automatic plus one anymore. I’ve started going alone if none of my friends can come. And I’ve done wayyyy more things now than I ever did when we were together. Funny how that works.
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
ALTOONA, PA—Saying the pampered 6-year-old seemed to think someone should provide her with a midday meal on a regular basis, sources told reporters Thursday that local entitled child Harper Wiley expected to eat lunch each day of her young life. “Can you imagine? Not just on the odd occasion, but every single day!” said a source […]
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June 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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June 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sometimes people send me too many memes on insta. Y’all need to fucking chill. It’s too much. You need hobbies.
May 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Sometimes people send me too many memes on insta. Y’all need to fucking chill. It’s too much. You need hobbies.
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Went on a date tonight and I learned that I’d just rather fucking drink by myself.
May 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Went on a date tonight and I learned that I’d just rather fucking drink by myself.
Fox Mulder has no goddamn right to be that fucking fine. X files is my bi panic show.
May 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Fox Mulder has no goddamn right to be that fucking fine. X files is my bi panic show.
What’s your favorite pig out food? Potato chips if I’m sad, chocolate if I’m bad. #bobsburgers
April 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What’s your favorite pig out food? Potato chips if I’m sad, chocolate if I’m bad. #bobsburgers