August Clementine
@chesterbilliams.bsky.social
Yeah. That one. The famous one.
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socially Greg, fiscally Doug
June 26, 2023 at 4:36 AM
socially Greg, fiscally Doug
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I love the idea of newskies logging on and looking through a single profile without the context of the bluesky conversation and just being like “why did they post three times about Doug? Who was biting u and thanking u? Why did they do like eight different takes on the name ‘Oppenheimer’?”
June 26, 2023 at 4:23 AM
I love the idea of newskies logging on and looking through a single profile without the context of the bluesky conversation and just being like “why did they post three times about Doug? Who was biting u and thanking u? Why did they do like eight different takes on the name ‘Oppenheimer’?”
Old people man. So many of them. How’s that possible?
June 25, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Old people man. So many of them. How’s that possible?
Three innings of 4 year old baseball is roughly one Avengers Endgame long.
June 17, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Three innings of 4 year old baseball is roughly one Avengers Endgame long.
What is the purple I see isn’t the same as the skunk that you smell??
June 15, 2023 at 2:10 PM
What is the purple I see isn’t the same as the skunk that you smell??
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every morning i go into the bathroom and it's a real 20-sided dice roll on what's about to happen in there
June 14, 2023 at 3:39 PM
every morning i go into the bathroom and it's a real 20-sided dice roll on what's about to happen in there
Turn it off and turn it back on again.
June 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Turn it off and turn it back on again.
The site I buy cheap watch bands from is aggressively trying to get me to buy marital aids. Of all sizes and colors.
June 14, 2023 at 3:18 AM
The site I buy cheap watch bands from is aggressively trying to get me to buy marital aids. Of all sizes and colors.
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You „quack“ me up!
#Hongkong #Doubleduck
#Hongkong #Doubleduck
June 10, 2023 at 2:22 AM
You „quack“ me up!
#Hongkong #Doubleduck
#Hongkong #Doubleduck
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"This reaffirmation of the Voting Rights Act may seem good on the surface, but believe me, it’s all leading to something far more inauspicious."
Supreme Court Upholds Voting Rights Law As Cover For What Comes Next
WASHINGTON—In what seemed like a surprisingly progressive 5-4 ruling, the Supreme Court upheld a voting rights law Thursday as a cover for what comes next. “Striking down the Republican-drawn cong...
www.theonion.com
June 8, 2023 at 7:57 PM
"This reaffirmation of the Voting Rights Act may seem good on the surface, but believe me, it’s all leading to something far more inauspicious."
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"Did you know that even though they make up 55% of the U.S. population, there are zero gun CEOs in America?"
New Florida Bill Allows Guns To Start Businesses
TALLAHASSEE, FL—In an effort to achieve greater equality among a community deeply woven into the fabric of the state’s culture, a new Florida bill signed into law Friday would allow guns to start ...
www.theonion.com
June 9, 2023 at 7:09 PM
"Did you know that even though they make up 55% of the U.S. population, there are zero gun CEOs in America?"
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Large parts of the indictment read like I Think You Should Leave bits.
June 9, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Large parts of the indictment read like I Think You Should Leave bits.
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I’ll be going live in 10 minutes.
June 10, 2023 at 4:56 AM
I’ll be going live in 10 minutes.
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they should give out pulitzers for shitposting
June 9, 2023 at 6:26 PM
they should give out pulitzers for shitposting
Fast X on demand already????????
June 9, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Fast X on demand already????????
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If you only have one whale hosting a show it’s just a whalecast.
Multiple whales hosting a show? That’s a podcast.
Multiple whales hosting a show? That’s a podcast.
June 9, 2023 at 4:36 AM
If you only have one whale hosting a show it’s just a whalecast.
Multiple whales hosting a show? That’s a podcast.
Multiple whales hosting a show? That’s a podcast.
How does the man in the moon get a haircut?
Eclipse it.
Eclipse it.
June 9, 2023 at 4:55 AM
How does the man in the moon get a haircut?
Eclipse it.
Eclipse it.