Chess
@chess67.bsky.social
Former USAF, punster, Queen of Somewhere Hot. My block button, like my bitch face, will rest when its work is done. She/her.
Huh. I drove by that place when I was in town for my son's wedding... or one just like it. I suspect gun shops there are almost as numerous as Waffle Houses?
October 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Huh. I drove by that place when I was in town for my son's wedding... or one just like it. I suspect gun shops there are almost as numerous as Waffle Houses?
Okay, I take it back. You sound perfect for today's military. In fact, have you considered a career with ICE?
(Don't call out the dogs, y'all, that's sarcasm.)
(Don't call out the dogs, y'all, that's sarcasm.)
September 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Okay, I take it back. You sound perfect for today's military. In fact, have you considered a career with ICE?
(Don't call out the dogs, y'all, that's sarcasm.)
(Don't call out the dogs, y'all, that's sarcasm.)
I'm not sure you're cut out for military life, Chief. 😏
September 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I'm not sure you're cut out for military life, Chief. 😏
"I'm deeply sorry to learn that the U.S. isn't QUITE ready to quietly accept Aktion T4 in 2025 yet. I will wait at least a month before suggesting it again, by which time I hope it won't cause any public outcry." (B. Kilmeade, probably)
September 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"I'm deeply sorry to learn that the U.S. isn't QUITE ready to quietly accept Aktion T4 in 2025 yet. I will wait at least a month before suggesting it again, by which time I hope it won't cause any public outcry." (B. Kilmeade, probably)
Oh, the picture itself is real - that's just not the shirt he was wearing.
September 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh, the picture itself is real - that's just not the shirt he was wearing.
That picture has been altered. Please don't muddy waters with AI/'shopped nonsense. The facts are what's needed.
September 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
That picture has been altered. Please don't muddy waters with AI/'shopped nonsense. The facts are what's needed.
Yeah, Chief, how dare you have bad hands that occasionally miss a keystroke? The nerve (damage) of you. 😏
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Yeah, Chief, how dare you have bad hands that occasionally miss a keystroke? The nerve (damage) of you. 😏
So now his dead brain worm has zombie superpowers?
August 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So now his dead brain worm has zombie superpowers?
I'll do better than that. Your verbal atrocities merit a follow.
August 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'll do better than that. Your verbal atrocities merit a follow.
Ohhh, NICE. I applaud you, sir.
August 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ohhh, NICE. I applaud you, sir.
Definitely going to be the "talk to fish" powers, but in this case it only works on the dead fish that wash up on the shore in a red tide.
August 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Definitely going to be the "talk to fish" powers, but in this case it only works on the dead fish that wash up on the shore in a red tide.
You have such a way with words - my favorite prawntificator. 😏
August 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
You have such a way with words - my favorite prawntificator. 😏
A whole chicken with Traeger's chicken rub is a winner. We also really enjoy personal pizzas using naan as a crust.
August 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A whole chicken with Traeger's chicken rub is a winner. We also really enjoy personal pizzas using naan as a crust.
I'm glad - I learn so much by reading your work.
August 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm glad - I learn so much by reading your work.
But how will the chow hall at Minot get seafood for surf-and-turf Sundays? You just don't understand USAF standards, Chief.
July 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
But how will the chow hall at Minot get seafood for surf-and-turf Sundays? You just don't understand USAF standards, Chief.
I suspect Trump's senior crotch-puppet would object on the grounds that it might eat into his supply of booger sugar.
July 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I suspect Trump's senior crotch-puppet would object on the grounds that it might eat into his supply of booger sugar.
You cannot possibly think this will go well for you, because while you're a spineless boot-licking sycophant, you're not stupid.
So why are you really here?
So why are you really here?
June 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You cannot possibly think this will go well for you, because while you're a spineless boot-licking sycophant, you're not stupid.
So why are you really here?
So why are you really here?
Careful, Chief. Don't you have a legion of bastard children in the Midwest? 😏
June 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Careful, Chief. Don't you have a legion of bastard children in the Midwest? 😏
I'm sure he'll pull up his big boy pants and soldier on.
Oh, who am I kidding? He's throwing ketchup and tantrums.
Oh, who am I kidding? He's throwing ketchup and tantrums.
June 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm sure he'll pull up his big boy pants and soldier on.
Oh, who am I kidding? He's throwing ketchup and tantrums.
Oh, who am I kidding? He's throwing ketchup and tantrums.