Chess
@chess67.bsky.social
Former USAF, punster, Queen of Somewhere Hot. My block button, like my bitch face, will rest when its work is done. She/her.
I'd be happy to stop calling MAGA Nazis if they'd stop doing Nazi shit.
But they just love doing Nazi shit.
Here's Heydrich's Volkskartei, updated with all the hate the modern fascist could want.
But they just love doing Nazi shit.
Here's Heydrich's Volkskartei, updated with all the hate the modern fascist could want.
DHS Wants States to Hand Over Driver’s License Data for Citizenship Checks
It’s the latest step in an unprecedented initiative to pool confidential data that the Trump administration claims will help identify noncitizens on voter rolls and tighten immigration enforcement.
www.propublica.org
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'd be happy to stop calling MAGA Nazis if they'd stop doing Nazi shit.
But they just love doing Nazi shit.
Here's Heydrich's Volkskartei, updated with all the hate the modern fascist could want.
But they just love doing Nazi shit.
Here's Heydrich's Volkskartei, updated with all the hate the modern fascist could want.
Some rando (likely a tourist, likely intoxicated) took out a power pole on the 307 and left my neighborhood without power for 15 hours.
I love living here, but it'd be nice if folks remembered to pack their brains when they go on vacation.
I love living here, but it'd be nice if folks remembered to pack their brains when they go on vacation.
August 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Some rando (likely a tourist, likely intoxicated) took out a power pole on the 307 and left my neighborhood without power for 15 hours.
I love living here, but it'd be nice if folks remembered to pack their brains when they go on vacation.
I love living here, but it'd be nice if folks remembered to pack their brains when they go on vacation.
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The guy in charge of America's health is a raving antivax loon who drinks raw milk, eats rotten whale meat, and thinks Froot Loops cause autism. AND he has a dead worm in his brain.
I mean, seriously, how much worse can radioactive Walmart shrimp possibly make it?
I mean, seriously, how much worse can radioactive Walmart shrimp possibly make it?
August 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The guy in charge of America's health is a raving antivax loon who drinks raw milk, eats rotten whale meat, and thinks Froot Loops cause autism. AND he has a dead worm in his brain.
I mean, seriously, how much worse can radioactive Walmart shrimp possibly make it?
I mean, seriously, how much worse can radioactive Walmart shrimp possibly make it?
So last week the HOA administration in my neighborhood said they were going to start enforcing the rules regarding all pets being kept inside, and the "cats belong outdoors" people are screeching like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park .
Alt: A man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park. He shrieks and points at someone.
media.tenor.com
June 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
So last week the HOA administration in my neighborhood said they were going to start enforcing the rules regarding all pets being kept inside, and the "cats belong outdoors" people are screeching like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
47 is all about vulgar display. Even his pull-ups are gaudy AF.
June 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
47 is all about vulgar display. Even his pull-ups are gaudy AF.
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The people on the side of mass deportation are never the good guys.
June 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The people on the side of mass deportation are never the good guys.
I love this for her.
The Florida Bar has filed misconduct charges against Attorney General Pam Bondi.
She has been in violation of multiple ethics rules since being sworn in.
She has been in violation of multiple ethics rules since being sworn in.
June 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I love this for her.
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It's so bad, Volodymyr Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Trump and Musk, but only if Trump agrees to forfeit all government territory taken by Musk during his invasion of government
June 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's so bad, Volodymyr Zelenskyy has offered to negotiate a peace deal between Trump and Musk, but only if Trump agrees to forfeit all government territory taken by Musk during his invasion of government
Ye trying to get Trump and Musk to reconcile is pretty ironic, given that one of the few things they still share is their hatred for Black people.
June 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ye trying to get Trump and Musk to reconcile is pretty ironic, given that one of the few things they still share is their hatred for Black people.
Sounds like Jack is jealous. Has anybody reassured him that he's pretty too?
June 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sounds like Jack is jealous. Has anybody reassured him that he's pretty too?
Sissy SpaceX needs a new political party because he's already ratfucked the other available options.
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sissy SpaceX needs a new political party because he's already ratfucked the other available options.
So...Trump gets Steve Bannon in the divorce.
Who wrote this shitty prenup anyway?
Who wrote this shitty prenup anyway?
Well, I know at least one Immigrant who going to get a visit from ICE
June 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
So...Trump gets Steve Bannon in the divorce.
Who wrote this shitty prenup anyway?
Who wrote this shitty prenup anyway?
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Thread! (With misinformation-countering facts.) :)
Yesterday’s moderately-sized (M8-class) #SolarFlare produced a massive eruption (a coronal mass ejection), currently en route to Earth. Forecasters have issued a ‘severe’ geomagnetic storm watch (G4 on G1-5 scale). Expect to see misinformation about this, so here are some facts:
May 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thread! (With misinformation-countering facts.) :)
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In 2014, Alan Eustace achieved the highest altitude skydive ever recorded, jumping from 135,889 feet above the earth's surface.
Before that, the record was held by Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from 127,852 feet in 2012.
Neither man, however, was as high as Elon Musk was today in the Oval Office.
Before that, the record was held by Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from 127,852 feet in 2012.
Neither man, however, was as high as Elon Musk was today in the Oval Office.
May 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In 2014, Alan Eustace achieved the highest altitude skydive ever recorded, jumping from 135,889 feet above the earth's surface.
Before that, the record was held by Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from 127,852 feet in 2012.
Neither man, however, was as high as Elon Musk was today in the Oval Office.
Before that, the record was held by Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from 127,852 feet in 2012.
Neither man, however, was as high as Elon Musk was today in the Oval Office.
The message regarding going high when they go low was a good one. Then.
But when those in power keep punching down, we have to be willing to remind them where their power came from.
But when those in power keep punching down, we have to be willing to remind them where their power came from.
April 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The message regarding going high when they go low was a good one. Then.
But when those in power keep punching down, we have to be willing to remind them where their power came from.
But when those in power keep punching down, we have to be willing to remind them where their power came from.
Europe saw this shitweasel traitor for what he was some time ago.
April 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Europe saw this shitweasel traitor for what he was some time ago.
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The protections afforded by the Constitution apply to EVERYONE within US jurisdiction. Not just American citizens.
Everyone within US territory, citizen or not, criminal or not, legally here or not, is entitled to due process and equal protection under the law.
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Everyone within US territory, citizen or not, criminal or not, legally here or not, is entitled to due process and equal protection under the law.
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March 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The protections afforded by the Constitution apply to EVERYONE within US jurisdiction. Not just American citizens.
Everyone within US territory, citizen or not, criminal or not, legally here or not, is entitled to due process and equal protection under the law.
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Everyone within US territory, citizen or not, criminal or not, legally here or not, is entitled to due process and equal protection under the law.
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As James Fell said, "Watching Tesla stock tank is my new kink."
The Tesla boycott is one of the only things making us smile these days.
And it’s working.
How do you feel about it?
And it’s working.
How do you feel about it?
March 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
As James Fell said, "Watching Tesla stock tank is my new kink."
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We are arms dealers to terrorists.
February 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
We are arms dealers to terrorists.
I live in a lovely place that is, unfortunately, a Mecca for every brand of woo-fuck bullshit known to humanity, and some that have yet to be grifted into existence.
Today somebody asked how to find a reflexologist. Jesus, as the man says, Haploid Christ.
Today somebody asked how to find a reflexologist. Jesus, as the man says, Haploid Christ.
February 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I live in a lovely place that is, unfortunately, a Mecca for every brand of woo-fuck bullshit known to humanity, and some that have yet to be grifted into existence.
Today somebody asked how to find a reflexologist. Jesus, as the man says, Haploid Christ.
Today somebody asked how to find a reflexologist. Jesus, as the man says, Haploid Christ.
Iguana see how well he drives.
February 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Iguana see how well he drives.
I enjoy living in a country that elected a woman who makes 47 look like the mouth-breather he is. 🇲🇽
Well played, President Claudia Sheinbaum, for committing troops already at the border since 2021, knowing perfectly well President Man Baby would have no idea and take it as a win.
February 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I enjoy living in a country that elected a woman who makes 47 look like the mouth-breather he is. 🇲🇽
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NEW: Musk’s OPM claims the collective bargaining agreements governing remote work are null and void in the latest OPM Memo 1/
February 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
NEW: Musk’s OPM claims the collective bargaining agreements governing remote work are null and void in the latest OPM Memo 1/