Chess
@chess67.bsky.social
Former USAF, punster, Queen of Somewhere Hot. My block button, like my bitch face, will rest when its work is done. She/her.
Some rando (likely a tourist, likely intoxicated) took out a power pole on the 307 and left my neighborhood without power for 15 hours.
I love living here, but it'd be nice if folks remembered to pack their brains when they go on vacation.
I love living here, but it'd be nice if folks remembered to pack their brains when they go on vacation.
August 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Some rando (likely a tourist, likely intoxicated) took out a power pole on the 307 and left my neighborhood without power for 15 hours.
I love living here, but it'd be nice if folks remembered to pack their brains when they go on vacation.
I love living here, but it'd be nice if folks remembered to pack their brains when they go on vacation.
I'm sure he'll pull up his big boy pants and soldier on.
Oh, who am I kidding? He's throwing ketchup and tantrums.
Oh, who am I kidding? He's throwing ketchup and tantrums.
June 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm sure he'll pull up his big boy pants and soldier on.
Oh, who am I kidding? He's throwing ketchup and tantrums.
Oh, who am I kidding? He's throwing ketchup and tantrums.
47 is all about vulgar display. Even his pull-ups are gaudy AF.
June 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
47 is all about vulgar display. Even his pull-ups are gaudy AF.
Ye trying to get Trump and Musk to reconcile is pretty ironic, given that one of the few things they still share is their hatred for Black people.
June 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ye trying to get Trump and Musk to reconcile is pretty ironic, given that one of the few things they still share is their hatred for Black people.
Sounds like Jack is jealous. Has anybody reassured him that he's pretty too?
June 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sounds like Jack is jealous. Has anybody reassured him that he's pretty too?
Sissy SpaceX needs a new political party because he's already ratfucked the other available options.
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Sissy SpaceX needs a new political party because he's already ratfucked the other available options.
It just keeps getting better!
June 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It just keeps getting better!
The message regarding going high when they go low was a good one. Then.
But when those in power keep punching down, we have to be willing to remind them where their power came from.
But when those in power keep punching down, we have to be willing to remind them where their power came from.
April 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The message regarding going high when they go low was a good one. Then.
But when those in power keep punching down, we have to be willing to remind them where their power came from.
But when those in power keep punching down, we have to be willing to remind them where their power came from.
Europe saw this shitweasel traitor for what he was some time ago.
April 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Europe saw this shitweasel traitor for what he was some time ago.
I love guillotines.
Are the rich made of cake?
Are they not made of cake?
We'll have such fun finding out!
Are the rich made of cake?
Are they not made of cake?
We'll have such fun finding out!
March 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I love guillotines.
Are the rich made of cake?
Are they not made of cake?
We'll have such fun finding out!
Are the rich made of cake?
Are they not made of cake?
We'll have such fun finding out!
Iguana see how well he drives.
February 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Iguana see how well he drives.
Good morning!
There's a lot of worry today - #ignoreguration anyone? - but my anxiety levels were sky high due to two items on my to-do list.
I've already done them. Proud of myself! Now I can proceed to my "the world is ending" panic attack at a more leisurely pace. #neurospicy
There's a lot of worry today - #ignoreguration anyone? - but my anxiety levels were sky high due to two items on my to-do list.
I've already done them. Proud of myself! Now I can proceed to my "the world is ending" panic attack at a more leisurely pace. #neurospicy
January 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Good morning!
There's a lot of worry today - #ignoreguration anyone? - but my anxiety levels were sky high due to two items on my to-do list.
I've already done them. Proud of myself! Now I can proceed to my "the world is ending" panic attack at a more leisurely pace. #neurospicy
There's a lot of worry today - #ignoreguration anyone? - but my anxiety levels were sky high due to two items on my to-do list.
I've already done them. Proud of myself! Now I can proceed to my "the world is ending" panic attack at a more leisurely pace. #neurospicy
Zuck's new Director of Masculine Energy.
January 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Zuck's new Director of Masculine Energy.
A friend just told me this joke, and I love it.
January 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A friend just told me this joke, and I love it.
Good morning!
Today, you don't have to.
You don't have to care for people who don't care for you.
You don't have to hurt yourself to please others.
You don't have to wreck yourself trying to fix things you didn't break.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
Today, you don't have to.
You don't have to care for people who don't care for you.
You don't have to hurt yourself to please others.
You don't have to wreck yourself trying to fix things you didn't break.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
January 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good morning!
Today, you don't have to.
You don't have to care for people who don't care for you.
You don't have to hurt yourself to please others.
You don't have to wreck yourself trying to fix things you didn't break.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
Today, you don't have to.
You don't have to care for people who don't care for you.
You don't have to hurt yourself to please others.
You don't have to wreck yourself trying to fix things you didn't break.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
This morning, for the first time in months, the sun didn't hurt my skin when I walked the dog. That's a very positive thing! #Autoimmune
January 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This morning, for the first time in months, the sun didn't hurt my skin when I walked the dog. That's a very positive thing! #Autoimmune
Good morning!
My condo smells like freshly baked banana bread. With chocolate chips.
There are worse options.
My condo smells like freshly baked banana bread. With chocolate chips.
There are worse options.
January 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Good morning!
My condo smells like freshly baked banana bread. With chocolate chips.
There are worse options.
My condo smells like freshly baked banana bread. With chocolate chips.
There are worse options.
You never know what you'll see on a walk.
Today it was a cute li'l danger noodle. Yesterday I saw a band of 26 coatimundi.
Even if I don't see any fun critters, the walking reduces anxiety. Give it a try - what will you see?
G'night, friendos.
Today it was a cute li'l danger noodle. Yesterday I saw a band of 26 coatimundi.
Even if I don't see any fun critters, the walking reduces anxiety. Give it a try - what will you see?
G'night, friendos.
January 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You never know what you'll see on a walk.
Today it was a cute li'l danger noodle. Yesterday I saw a band of 26 coatimundi.
Even if I don't see any fun critters, the walking reduces anxiety. Give it a try - what will you see?
G'night, friendos.
Today it was a cute li'l danger noodle. Yesterday I saw a band of 26 coatimundi.
Even if I don't see any fun critters, the walking reduces anxiety. Give it a try - what will you see?
G'night, friendos.
When referring to the Trump/Musk presidency, are you going with Trusk as your portmanteau? Or do you prefer Mump?
I'm leaning toward Mump, myself. It implies the idea that we could have avoided the outbreak.
I'm leaning toward Mump, myself. It implies the idea that we could have avoided the outbreak.
January 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
When referring to the Trump/Musk presidency, are you going with Trusk as your portmanteau? Or do you prefer Mump?
I'm leaning toward Mump, myself. It implies the idea that we could have avoided the outbreak.
I'm leaning toward Mump, myself. It implies the idea that we could have avoided the outbreak.
Good morning!
Is it a beautiful day to go out and engage with the world?
Or a beautiful day to stay the fuck home and not deal with the rest of humanity?
Either way.
Is it a beautiful day to go out and engage with the world?
Or a beautiful day to stay the fuck home and not deal with the rest of humanity?
Either way.
January 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Good morning!
Is it a beautiful day to go out and engage with the world?
Or a beautiful day to stay the fuck home and not deal with the rest of humanity?
Either way.
Is it a beautiful day to go out and engage with the world?
Or a beautiful day to stay the fuck home and not deal with the rest of humanity?
Either way.