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Brendan
@chemscrapes.bsky.social
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Where chemistry meets the bottom of the humour barrel.
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chemscrapes.bsky.social
10 yrs ago today I stopped drinking - forever. It took ~2 of those yrs to say "I don't drink" instead of making excuses to explain my abstinence.

Dunno if anyone needs to hear this, but if you feel need to stop but can't...you can! And when you do, no-one needs an explanation. 🙂 #chemsky
A molecule of anisole, smiling saying : this has been a ChemScrapes community service announcement
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
So, after years hiding behind an avatar, looks like I will be taking in the role of Chair-elect for the Singapore Chapter of @acs.org 😱

It is in my work capacity…so I’ll have to behave.

#chemsky
a group of men are standing on a stage holding hands .
ALT: a group of men are standing on a stage holding hands .
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November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
Americium Gothic #chemsky #sciart #chemistry
two atoms of americium standing out the front of their house in a chemistry parody of the famous painting by Grant Wood, American Gothic.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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drstephenhendry.bsky.social
Chemistry should work for everyone. However too many chemists still face avoidable physical & cultural barriers every day

The @rsc.org NEW report shares lived experiences & solutions for accessible labs #ChemSky

Let’s build science for everyone #InclusiveLabsRSC

Read the report rsc.li/4ijV3yN
Front cover of the Royal Society of Chemistry Disability - Inclusive Laboratories in the chemical sciences report. Making chemistry accessible for everyone.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
Complete this sentence:

Phosphine oxides are…

#chemsky
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
current mood #music open.spotify.com/track/5hBTs2...
Sweet Fire Of Love
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November 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
Stille Life #chemsky #chemistry #realtimechem
A palladium artist is painting a picture. His models are a molecule of bromobenzene and phenyltributyltin. It is a still life painting.
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
Oh my goodness….i forgot I did this in 2017. #chemsky #chemistry
Donal trump holding up an executive order saying El Dopa is a bad hombre. On the order is a ChemScrapes drawing of L-dopa in full bandit gear.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
Stumbled on this in my archive today. The message is not specific to chemistry - it's relevant to any discipline/workplace/application. Human endeavour is all about humans after all. #chemsky #diversity
A conceptual diagram, drawn in a sketchy, hand-drawn style, titled "DIVERSITY in THOUGHT LEADERSHIP." The image illustrates a cyclical process of diversity and development using anthropomorphic benzene rings labeled "Chem." Center: "DIVERSITY of TALENT" is written in the middle, surrounded by many small, indistinct, multicolored figures representing different people. The Cycle: Three hexagonal "Chem" figures with faces and limbs are placed around the central group, forming a circle connected by red arrows: Top Right Arrow: Points from the central talent pool to the top-right Chem figure, labeled with MENTORSHIP, SCHOLARSHIP, TRANSPARENCY, RESPECT. Bottom Right Arrow: Points from the top-right Chem figure to the bottom Chem figure, labeled with CREATIVITY, CURIOSITY, UNMET NEEDS, SOCIETAL NEEDS. Bottom Left Arrow: Points from the bottom Chem figure (which is standing over a lightbulb labeled "Chem") to the left Chem figure, labeled with DISCOVERY, INNOVATION, TRANSLATION, OUTCOMES. Top Left Arrow: Points from the left Chem figure back towards the top, labeled with FUTURE LEADERS. Surrounding Figures: Small, multicolored figures are shown migrating from the central pool outward, indicating movement and development into leadership.
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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bagphos.bsky.social
My process chem friends sent me, the medicinal chemist, this perfect costume
Well played. Very well played.
[scheming intensifies]
#ChemSky
Halloween costume as a non-scalable process with non-standard methods, poor documentation and non GMP starting materials. Well played friends.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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cenmag.bsky.social
Michael Supej carved this jack-o’-lantern as part of a pumpkin-carving contest between three friendly academic groups at three different universities: cen.acs.org/synthesis/ca...

#Halloween #CENChemPics #chemsky 🧪
A night shot of a pumpkin with the line structure for BrettPhos carved into it, glowing from a light inside the pumpkin.
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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kevinmawright.bsky.social
@ninaluong.bsky.social is really upping her costume game this year. And she can still work in it!
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
Chemistry Horror Reads #Halloweeen #chemsky #spookychem
A Parody of Stephen King's "Salem's Lot" book cover. A vampire with a cape the shape of a Salen ligand is hovering over the silhoutte of a house on a hill top. The house is shown as a Nickel Atom. The name of the book is "Salen's Lot"
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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chemsmith.bsky.social
#chemsky 🧪
Me in my S P O O K Y elements shirt.
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
a man is singing into a microphone with the words hello hello behind him
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone with the words hello hello behind him
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October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
A throwback to #sketchchemistry #spookychem with @cenmag.bsky.social 👻

#chemsky
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 AM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
Chemdraw shenanigans #chemsky
October 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
Remembering the work from home days back in '20. #chemsky
cartoon depicting a video conference call . The screen shows three main participants: Left Panel (Speaking): An aryl boronic acid, It seems to be a bit sceptical. It's saying "Thanks for calling in folks! Not sure how this is gonna work, but rules are rules. Also on the call is an aryl bromide. It is wearing a headset and has a slightly perplexed expression. Bottom Right Corner (Small Video Feed): palladium atom with a simple neutral face. The overall image is a visualization of a virtual meeting for a Suzuki-Miyaura coupling reaction under work from home conditions.
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
Sniff….i am so proud of #chemsky
drhougs.bsky.social Jimmy Hougland @drhougs.bsky.social · Oct 25
How about some calf-cium carbide? Unfortunately, limited reactivity means that extensive organocalcium chemistry is un-herd of...
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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drjameschums.bsky.social
udderly ridiculous
October 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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tomgrunshaw.bsky.social
What's a cow's favourite element?

Moooo-lybdenum
October 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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bagphos.bsky.social
Bovinyl group?
October 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
Who's up for some Chemistry Cow Puns #chemsky? I'll start - reply with your best pun or image. I am not shy of replying to myself so get 'em in while you can.

Ludderanes anyone?
A drawing of an oligomer of cylopentadiene/norbornadiene adducts - known as a ladderane. underneath the oligomer, each unit has an udder....this is a ludderane.
October 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
chemscrapes.bsky.social
It's MOLE DAY. Happy mole day all. #Chemsky #chemistry #moleday #realtimechem
two-panel hand-drawn cartoon Panel 1: A mole is emerging from a dirt hole, holding a sign featuring a portrait of the chemist Avogadro. The mole is looking up and exclaiming, "HAPPY MOLE DAY!" Panel 2: The mole, still holding the sign, looks surprised or corrected when a mole on it's hand says "THANKS! BUT I PREFER TO THINK OF MYSELF AS A BEAUTY SPOT!" The joke references the fact that the word "mole" in chemistry (the unit) is named after Avogadro, but a small dark spot on skin is also called a mole (or beauty mark). It's a triple whammy folks. A triple whammy!! A bunch of moles arranged in a hexagon. It's a mole-ecule.
October 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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chemjobber.bsky.social
The 2026 Chemistry Faculty Jobs List has 255 tenure-track positions and 27 teaching-only positions: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... #facultychemjobs #chemsky ⚗️🧪
The 2026 Chemistry Faculty Jobs List
docs.google.com
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM