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Chelsea 🍉
@chelseasanerd.bsky.social
comic-tok bimbo
entertainment anthropologist
exactly like other girls
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Tom King ruined my life because he broke up the wedding and I crash out over it once a week so I made a meme
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“We’re going on a long long life journey together” I think Mr. Marbles might be the most loved dog in the world- Jenna and Julien have taken the best care of him for over 17 years and millions of people around the world have loved him for almost as long
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Thinking about how Geoff Johns somehow wrote the best depiction of comphet I’ve ever seen on complete accident
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Pavi looks nothing like Asami” that’s because you’re comparing her to adult Asami not baby Asami
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Gay son or thot daughter?

Lizzie Prince existing or Cassie kissing Damian?
October 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My takeaway from the internet yesterday is that Dan Howell deserves to be much meaner than he is
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Shout out to the girl who dumped her cheating boyfriend on stage during Sophie Power’s set a few years ago I hope she’s thriving
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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This is a fucking lie.
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
October 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Mike and Bryan if you can hear me please make the cabbage merchant Lao Ge please make the cabbage merchant Lao Ge please make the cabbage merchant Lao Ge
October 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I miss Cassie’s gay ass mullet
October 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Him and that damn dog
October 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I love whatever’s wrong with her
October 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I'm going to keep saying "this is fascism" until this platform inevitably bans the word fascism, and then I'm going to leave
October 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’ve been saying this since casting was first announced but I cannot think of a better actor to play Guy Gardner and I cannot think of a better character for Nathan to play
October 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They’re like a generational curse but Dick’s the one stuck dealing with all of them
October 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Cassie’s a comphet lesbian in the oblivious way like I was and Kara’s a comphet lesbian in the internalized homophobia way send tweet
October 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If you ever worry that you’ve damaged your digital footprint, reputation, or anything that could affect your career just remember that at least you’re not MGK publicly perving on Eminem’s daughter
September 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I want a Law and Order spinoff where Casey, Alex, and Barba open a firm together… nothing productive would get done but a lot of people’s feelings would be hurt
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
*You* might have been born gay, *I* for one watched “Bato of the Water Tribe” when I was five years old and saw June the bounty hunter
September 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Wilson kids are like a generational curse except Dick is the one stuck dealing with all of them
August 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Honestly? Might be top ten funniest things Dick’s ever said
August 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
August 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Having friends who are creative and indulge in your interests is the most beautiful thing in the world life is incredible
August 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
She’s literally me
August 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
People will complain about wanting complex female characters but then can’t handle Katara, hate Korra, write Azula off, and blame Ursa for literally everything
August 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM