John Wilkes Bluetooth
@chekhovsgin.bsky.social
Mediocre lawyer who’s not willing to fight for you
I can’t find it right now, but please imagine the Godzilla movie gif where Ken Watanabe says “Let them fight,” underneath a picture of Trump and Musk. Thanks for your help everyone.
June 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I can’t find it right now, but please imagine the Godzilla movie gif where Ken Watanabe says “Let them fight,” underneath a picture of Trump and Musk. Thanks for your help everyone.
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“Panican” a total clunker. Dude doesn’t even have that pitch anymore. Absolutely washed
April 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“Panican” a total clunker. Dude doesn’t even have that pitch anymore. Absolutely washed
Phew, good thing we didn’t elect a girl!
April 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Phew, good thing we didn’t elect a girl!
This is the same shit as pro death-penalty freaks say. “Why all these appeals? We KNOW this guy did it. Chop his head off already!” Cut to 10 seconds after his head rolls offstage and new evidence shows the cops manufactured the conviction. “Oopsie daisies, well, that’ll surely never happen again.”
If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This is the same shit as pro death-penalty freaks say. “Why all these appeals? We KNOW this guy did it. Chop his head off already!” Cut to 10 seconds after his head rolls offstage and new evidence shows the cops manufactured the conviction. “Oopsie daisies, well, that’ll surely never happen again.”
Crazy how the country is in a stranglehold because weird young dudes aren’t getting dates. Can’t we just go back to bullying these pathetic dorks again?
March 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Crazy how the country is in a stranglehold because weird young dudes aren’t getting dates. Can’t we just go back to bullying these pathetic dorks again?
It would be so fucking funny if they actually disappeared social security and Medicare. Awful, but so so funny
March 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It would be so fucking funny if they actually disappeared social security and Medicare. Awful, but so so funny
Starting to think this Trump guy is up to no good.
March 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Starting to think this Trump guy is up to no good.
Putting people on antidepressants into concentration camps is also bad policy because it will immediately disappear 2/3 of the younger generations, forcing Boomer and Gen-X parents to have a Principal Skinner moment questioning how badly they fucked up.
February 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Putting people on antidepressants into concentration camps is also bad policy because it will immediately disappear 2/3 of the younger generations, forcing Boomer and Gen-X parents to have a Principal Skinner moment questioning how badly they fucked up.
Very cool how Sweden moves to regulate guns after 10 kids are shot, but here in America, you can vaporize 100 kindergarteners with a battling gun and we can’t do anything because “That’s the price of freedom baby!”
February 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Very cool how Sweden moves to regulate guns after 10 kids are shot, but here in America, you can vaporize 100 kindergarteners with a battling gun and we can’t do anything because “That’s the price of freedom baby!”
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the fucking enforcement arm of the federal government is launching a war on integration an effort to push tens of millions of americans to the bottom of an arbitrary hierarchy of value and yeah, it pisses me off to see nominal allies say “oh yeah maybe they have a point”
February 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
the fucking enforcement arm of the federal government is launching a war on integration an effort to push tens of millions of americans to the bottom of an arbitrary hierarchy of value and yeah, it pisses me off to see nominal allies say “oh yeah maybe they have a point”
I understand the urge to blame national dems for everything, but I gotta say, I don’t think Kamala would have given a thumbs up to carpet-bombing Gaza then tell every survivor to get the fuck out.
February 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I understand the urge to blame national dems for everything, but I gotta say, I don’t think Kamala would have given a thumbs up to carpet-bombing Gaza then tell every survivor to get the fuck out.
Don’t worry everyone, RUN DNC about to drop the kowabungiest record you turkeys have eva’ heard to beat back the looming threat of fascism. Guest feature from your liberal boomer dad who just reads poetry from the early 60s
February 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Don’t worry everyone, RUN DNC about to drop the kowabungiest record you turkeys have eva’ heard to beat back the looming threat of fascism. Guest feature from your liberal boomer dad who just reads poetry from the early 60s
Eggs aren’t cheap on day one because of DEI. We slash DEI, but eggs are pricey because we haven’t bought enough meme-coin. All crypto skyrockets, but eggs are still costly b/c we haven’t eaten enough horse de-wormer. And I swear to god, we’re trapped in hell with the dumbest people you’ve ever met
February 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Eggs aren’t cheap on day one because of DEI. We slash DEI, but eggs are pricey because we haven’t bought enough meme-coin. All crypto skyrockets, but eggs are still costly b/c we haven’t eaten enough horse de-wormer. And I swear to god, we’re trapped in hell with the dumbest people you’ve ever met
Crazy coincidence for the DEI poltergeist to take out a bunch of airline-passengers right after Trump targets the FAA instead of during the previous DEI administration. Just terrible luck.
January 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Crazy coincidence for the DEI poltergeist to take out a bunch of airline-passengers right after Trump targets the FAA instead of during the previous DEI administration. Just terrible luck.
@fleerultra.bsky.social Politics is fun bc you’ll explain how freezing fed funds is de facto defunding the police (since police rely so much on fed funding). Then the bottom quartile of the class swoops in to say it didn’t happen—or if it did—it’s fine because liberals are literal biblical demons.
January 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
@fleerultra.bsky.social Politics is fun bc you’ll explain how freezing fed funds is de facto defunding the police (since police rely so much on fed funding). Then the bottom quartile of the class swoops in to say it didn’t happen—or if it did—it’s fine because liberals are literal biblical demons.
Absolutely tragic to see another law prof whose brain’s been swapped out with a baby’s brain.
To those skeptical of or upset by Ilan's claim that an "entire literature" supports the birthright citizenship order, the best response is to substantively engage w/ the claim & assume llan's good faith..While some have done this, I’m dismayed by the many ad hominem attacks on a respected colleague.
I very much get where this is coming from, but I think we should resist this framing. As long as they're acting with integrity (which we should presume unless proven otherwise), academics need to be given the space to pursue their ideas in good faith, wherever they lead. 🧵
January 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Absolutely tragic to see another law prof whose brain’s been swapped out with a baby’s brain.
@notalawyer.bsky.social this era has been inspiring to me because I once dreamed of getting into politics, but now I realize I’m way too smart for it
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
@notalawyer.bsky.social this era has been inspiring to me because I once dreamed of getting into politics, but now I realize I’m way too smart for it
Never cared much for Americana music but I’ll dust off my old acoustic and pen a folk anthem to Luigi.
December 10, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Never cared much for Americana music but I’ll dust off my old acoustic and pen a folk anthem to Luigi.
The takeaway from the CEO’s death isn’t hard: Maybe you should lead a life where the entire chorus of the planet doesn’t collectively come together to cheer and joke about your assassination.
December 6, 2024 at 3:46 PM
The takeaway from the CEO’s death isn’t hard: Maybe you should lead a life where the entire chorus of the planet doesn’t collectively come together to cheer and joke about your assassination.
America using its depraved culture of gun-violence to plug holes in its equally heinous healthcare system is both scary and endearing. Like a house cat picking up a chef’s knife to hunt a fallen bird.
December 5, 2024 at 12:34 PM
America using its depraved culture of gun-violence to plug holes in its equally heinous healthcare system is both scary and endearing. Like a house cat picking up a chef’s knife to hunt a fallen bird.
The mid aughts saw an insane level of gay-panic from conservative, and it’s weird to now hear—not really the echoes, but the exact same uninterrupted shrieking—from those same dweebs over trans people is going to melt my face and brain like everyone at the end of Raiders.
December 4, 2024 at 5:49 PM
The mid aughts saw an insane level of gay-panic from conservative, and it’s weird to now hear—not really the echoes, but the exact same uninterrupted shrieking—from those same dweebs over trans people is going to melt my face and brain like everyone at the end of Raiders.
Sorry, but white dudes getting caught in their underroos with kilos of blow caked on their face and then never having to face the music is as American as apple pie. Would be weird if it happened any other way.
December 2, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Sorry, but white dudes getting caught in their underroos with kilos of blow caked on their face and then never having to face the music is as American as apple pie. Would be weird if it happened any other way.
As a woke libtard, my most lefty belief is people shouldn’t suffer because they can’t afford healthcare. The inverse thinks a cabal of dems ritualistically slaughter children in the basement of pizza parlors and lap up their blood for immortality. We’re kinda the same when you don’t think about it
November 30, 2024 at 9:19 PM
As a woke libtard, my most lefty belief is people shouldn’t suffer because they can’t afford healthcare. The inverse thinks a cabal of dems ritualistically slaughter children in the basement of pizza parlors and lap up their blood for immortality. We’re kinda the same when you don’t think about it