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I'm here for the resistance. We did it once and we can do it again. Fella-adjacent.
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Please understand this about Russia: Yes, tяump is compromised, they call him Comrade. Yes, Tulsi is a Russian asset, they introduced her on RT as "our girlfriend Tulsi (наша подруга тулси). But when you see opposing groups of nazis and lefties clashing, it's because they have incited both sides.
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Worm brain's love prose is like Neruda remimagined by Bob Guccione.

It probably worked well on the whale head in private.
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Marjorie hasn’t seen the light, she has seen proof of him raping young girls in the Epstein files…
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Pete Buttigieg would be a good DNC spokesperson.

He would do a GREAT job of going around the country, being on TV all the time, and putting out Dem messaging on EVERY issue.

He would be an excellent counter-Leavitt. And we NEED one. He should be holding regular press conferences and putting
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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"because Russia would not be held accountable for war crimes, they could continue to do so with impunity.
- Anne Applebaum
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Just to remind us how Trump does business.
CONVICTED of selling drugs, but set free. Whereas people in those boats are executed if so much as think they MIGHT be dealing drugs.

NO crime is too heinous to pardon if you cross his palm with silver.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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NEWS: Senator Elissa Slotkin received a bomb threat to her home following Donald Trump's call for her execution.
MAGA your violence against Americans has to stop! 🛑
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Having just learned that Musk has programmed Grok to spread Libel and defamatory material about public figures—and having confirmed (see my Bluesky feed)—it’s doing this to me right now to a horrifying degree, I’m publishing an updated version of my extremely strange bio.

Reading time: ~75 minutes.
BIO | home
www.sethabramson.net
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Fox Business Analyst
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm unsure how many of you understand the impact Steve Bannon has in this current authoritarian government.

Tяump, Epstein, Netanyahu, Putin, Bannon, Musk, the AFD in Germany, far right French political groups... It is more global than you realize.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
tяump supports socialism. Who do I have to donate to to post this sign on every street corner in every red district?
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Russia is selling it's gold reserves to pay for the war. In fact, they've sold over 50% after their brutal war against Ukraine started.

We know Russia is fucked. It doesn't matter if they prolong or end this war, they are so fucked.

To quote Zelenskyy, "Putin will die soon, and that's a fact."
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Okay but why not serve out the rest of her term? Why leave a year early? Not that I’m complaining…
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
In a weird, twisted way, I kind of think tяump transferred his love for the murderous dictator MBS onto Mamdani. Not that Mamdani isn't charming, he certainly is.

I could be wrong, but I'm sure it helped some.
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I know we've glossed over this, but Epstein was violating the Logan Act while conspiring with Russia...

How many others, still alive today were doing the same?
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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It is amazing that the lawyers for Texas tasked with defending Texas' racial gerrymander are essentially throwing both DOJ and the Governor under the bus.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I mean… she’s not wrong.🍿
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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trump has a type 😂
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Mamdani is the fuckface whisperer.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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