Davie
@chefdavieuk.bsky.social
(Trying to be slightly less political here)
Greyhound hugger/Lego/Sci-Fi/+🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🖖
As with everything, read beyond the headlines
Greyhound hugger/Lego/Sci-Fi/+🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🖖
As with everything, read beyond the headlines
Oh it does.. you should send countdown the picture, get him to wear it for real next year
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Oh it does.. you should send countdown the picture, get him to wear it for real next year
At the risk of objectifying, Colin makes for one cute fairy
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
At the risk of objectifying, Colin makes for one cute fairy
The highway code is so dry isn't it, got to find some clever ways to make it interesting
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The highway code is so dry isn't it, got to find some clever ways to make it interesting
I was going to buy it the evening of release, I woke up at 3am that morning and ended up buying it then.. got home from work and it had sold out... thank goodness for insomnia. Saving the build for my Christmas time off
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I was going to buy it the evening of release, I woke up at 3am that morning and ended up buying it then.. got home from work and it had sold out... thank goodness for insomnia. Saving the build for my Christmas time off
As my driving instructor told me last year a dual carriageway isnt two lots of dickheads driving in the same direction it's multiple dickheads driving in opposite directions with a barrier dividing them...
She spoke my kind of language
She spoke my kind of language
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
As my driving instructor told me last year a dual carriageway isnt two lots of dickheads driving in the same direction it's multiple dickheads driving in opposite directions with a barrier dividing them...
She spoke my kind of language
She spoke my kind of language
I built mine earlier in the week, the shuttle is a nice little set, overpriced at £80 but as a huge ST fan you won't be disappointed with it, go for it
December 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I built mine earlier in the week, the shuttle is a nice little set, overpriced at £80 but as a huge ST fan you won't be disappointed with it, go for it
But in all seriousness, nobody does. I sell on ebay as part of my business, golden rule the first pic needs to highlight everything.. they've cocked up there. Buyers tend not to read anything and in my experience rarely look past the first pic
December 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
But in all seriousness, nobody does. I sell on ebay as part of my business, golden rule the first pic needs to highlight everything.. they've cocked up there. Buyers tend not to read anything and in my experience rarely look past the first pic
That's how I remember it... and hasn't everyone been telling you that you looked a little pale... and you felt warm all morning... 🤫🤐
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
That's how I remember it... and hasn't everyone been telling you that you looked a little pale... and you felt warm all morning... 🤫🤐
Nuke option... You've got a few hours to develop a convincing flu diagnosis...
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Nuke option... You've got a few hours to develop a convincing flu diagnosis...
That is somebody who hasn't uploaded their pics in the right order... i think they're selling the enterprise as well? They couldn't be arsed to arrange the photos??
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
That is somebody who hasn't uploaded their pics in the right order... i think they're selling the enterprise as well? They couldn't be arsed to arrange the photos??
Oh yes!!! Would you like a glass of fizz and join our pro Strictly vote... prefect! You got this
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Oh yes!!! Would you like a glass of fizz and join our pro Strictly vote... prefect! You got this
And you're expected to be prosocial knowing you're missing Strictly? Goodness... not sure I could do it.. I'd be going round all the guests and forming a Strictly alliance and demand a TV be provided
December 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
And you're expected to be prosocial knowing you're missing Strictly? Goodness... not sure I could do it.. I'd be going round all the guests and forming a Strictly alliance and demand a TV be provided
I'm absolutely 100% anti Irish where MBB is concerned but only where she is concerned..
anyway 'some of my best friends are Irish' 🤣
anyway 'some of my best friends are Irish' 🤣
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm absolutely 100% anti Irish where MBB is concerned but only where she is concerned..
anyway 'some of my best friends are Irish' 🤣
anyway 'some of my best friends are Irish' 🤣
Hang on!! Now, even at weddings with bridzillas, their most special of days, they have a TV with the football on... surely you can have a little corner with Strictly on 'for the guests'
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Hang on!! Now, even at weddings with bridzillas, their most special of days, they have a TV with the football on... surely you can have a little corner with Strictly on 'for the guests'
they're pesky little bastards those chillies, it's so easy to spread the capsaicin around on equipment and then yourself and the bloody stuff will stay potent for days. Best just to burn the kitchen down to be safe
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
they're pesky little bastards those chillies, it's so easy to spread the capsaicin around on equipment and then yourself and the bloody stuff will stay potent for days. Best just to burn the kitchen down to be safe
It's just the worse, stings like a bugger doesn't it
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's just the worse, stings like a bugger doesn't it
We're innocent, kinda innocent
a woman in a black dress is standing in front of a fireplace holding a glass of wine and says please .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing in front of a fireplace holding a glass of wine and says please .
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December 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We're innocent, kinda innocent
so that's why all your trains are empty....
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
so that's why all your trains are empty....
(if AI was of any real use, we'd already be watching this version of Golden Girls)
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
(if AI was of any real use, we'd already be watching this version of Golden Girls)
She's just after your rewards vouchers and Gregs super deal access!!!!!
a woman is crying while holding a napkin in front of a box with the letter i on it
ALT: a woman is crying while holding a napkin in front of a box with the letter i on it
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December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
She's just after your rewards vouchers and Gregs super deal access!!!!!
I just found the 'Tom of Shady Pines'... I'm not even into leather... but it's Golden Girls and I can't not
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I just found the 'Tom of Shady Pines'... I'm not even into leather... but it's Golden Girls and I can't not