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Davie
@chefdavieuk.bsky.social
(Trying to be slightly less political here)
Greyhound hugger/Lego/Sci-Fi/+🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖖

As with everything, read beyond the headlines
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The threat of another Mrs Browns Boys Christmas Special has far reaching consequences...
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I don't post all that much on Instagram, i use it mainly to watch comedy clips and people being outside of the box.. my new obsession. www.instagram.com/a_mug_of_lif...

A Mug of Life, a guy walks around with a flask of tea and offers strangers a cuppa.. they sit chat and have tea..
It's captivating
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Another waiting room, another hospital, today Pat is having a brain/head MRI (just a precaution) I'm sat alone in a cold deathly quiet waiting room while he has the scan.. looking at nothing but anxiety inducing safety posters..
I'd even be happy to listen to Mariah Carey christmas songs right now
December 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I usually consider MBEs and the such to he a load of old bollocks, that said I can't think of anyone more deserving of a load of old bollocks... Winkers deserves the recognition

BBC News - TV faithful Claudia Winkleman made MBE by King at Windsor Castle
www.bbc.com/news/article...
TV faithful Claudia Winkleman made MBE by the King at Windsor Castle
The Traitors and Strictly presenter was recognised on Tuesday for services to broadcasting.
www.bbc.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sat in a GP surgery with my mum waiting, her appointment is 30 mins late so far... we're sat next to the reception with a microphone loop... mum is complaining to me, like only my mum can.. and I can see the receptionists chuckling and smiling in my direction clearly hearing it all...
a woman sitting on a couch with the word cringe on the bottom right
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media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
(I can't be the first with this one)
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
At the risk of sounding geeky (🤣) a red, white and blue nose cone would've looked even better..
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Mum "your aunts are coming over Thursday do u want to come over"

"Sorry mum, I have to go to the hospital with Pat for his brain scan*"
now.. of all my current feelings, the most prominent shouldn't be smugness at never having a more solid reason not to do family

*Nothing serious or alarming
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December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Spent half an hour on YouTube watching videos of deaf kids meeting their favourite Disney characters, who could sign... the kids seemed to enjoy it, the parents were super emotional 😭😭😭
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Paddington!!!!!!!! ❤️💙💜💛💚
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
FIFA just award me my camp craft Scouting badge... woohoo! #blessed
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Banking apps are now emulating social media... 'do you remember that time you bought Anusol.. that special bottle of Harpic, ooh didn't your toilet look nice, the water bill that had gone up by 12%, your mums home care bill, oh its been such a milestone year..' 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Make for interesting reading, listening to friends who work in mental health I'd say the views of these GPs are shared to some degree
'Life being stressful is not an illness' - GPs on mental health over-diagnosis
Hundreds of GPs in England tell the BBC they are also worried about a lack of help for patients.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Reposted by Davie
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
In North Lincolnshire, they get a fat guy from the pub and dress him up as Santa, plonk him on the back of a tractor and parade him through the streets of my mums village, while they play christmas tunes and the village fire engine follows with its lights flashing...
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Home.... feet up... trousers unbuttoned... cuppa in hand... and relax...
two men are sitting in black leather chairs with their heads down
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December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
No more Farage on the BBC...
It is Christmas Daddy... It is, it is, it is.....
Nigel Farage has gone to war with the BBC after a radio presenter suggested he had “a relationship when he was younger with Hitler,” vowing he would not speak to the national broadcaster until it apologized for its own past “racist” content.
Farage goes to war with the BBC over presenter’s ‘Hitler’ comment
The Reform UK leader says he will not speak to the national broadcaster until they apologize for all their own past racist coverage.
www.politico.eu
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Worth a listen...
New @therestpolitics.bsky.social LEADING with @zackpolanski.bsky.social wherever you get your podcasts…
All smiles here but it got fairly
spiky at points!! He may not have all the answers but he is definitely making his mark
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Another visit to the vet with Maggie, the European vet apologised for a small verbal stumble when explaining something complicated, "Sorry, my English is so bad". I mention this because in my opinion her English was excellent and superior to many who use English as their first language
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ODDBALLS now sell Star Trek undies... for anyone interested in such things 🖖
www.myoddballs.com/collections/...
Star Trek
Shop OddBalls Black Friday Sale 20-40% off EVERYTHING! Browse underwear, socks, pyjamas - perfect for Christmas gifting, stocking fillers & more. Free UK delivery over £35.
www.myoddballs.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm not sure why guys find me so attractive when I'm driving but almost every big booted white van driver wants to be right up my arse... Colin's Carpets and Lino was so close I would feel his breath on my neck!
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December 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Lots going on in London today.. you may of missed.. in my neck of the woods, nannas are up in arms at Royal Mail installing solar powered mail/parcel boxes... their wolly creations now redundant... and it's war... community has been fractured.. it's a crochet crisis

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Christmas postbox closure in Barton-upon-Humber 'disappointing'
Royal Mail says the postbox in Barton-upon-Humber will be replaced by a new solar-powered version.
www.bbc.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A juror needs to be impartial, attentive, unbiased, someone who will listen carefully and keep an open mind during deliberations... Someone who will weigh up evidence and not jump to assumptions.

Personally, I look at social media and.. well... we're lacking..
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Jury trials scrapped for crimes with sentences of less than three years
The reforms are being brought in to tackle unprecedented delays in the Crown Court.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
We took the mother to a christmas garden centre today

My mum has endured much through her life, she's tolerated everything life has thrown at her.. but today we found her line in the sand

A jar of pickled onions priced £5.50 🤯

I'm not sure she'll ever recover
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy work week everyone xx
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM