Davie
@chefdavieuk.bsky.social
(Trying to be slightly less political here)
Greyhound hugger/Lego/Sci-Fi/+🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🖖
As with everything, read beyond the headlines
Greyhound hugger/Lego/Sci-Fi/+🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🖖
As with everything, read beyond the headlines
Tree is up, lights twinkling, we're sat here all cosy... having a festive chat about how toilets should be designed so that everyone gets to poop in peace.. you know, the usual festive traditions
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Tree is up, lights twinkling, we're sat here all cosy... having a festive chat about how toilets should be designed so that everyone gets to poop in peace.. you know, the usual festive traditions
The threat of another Mrs Browns Boys Christmas Special has far reaching consequences...
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The threat of another Mrs Browns Boys Christmas Special has far reaching consequences...
You will be visited by three spirits
(I can't be the first with this one)
(I can't be the first with this one)
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
(I can't be the first with this one)
(I can't be the first with this one)
Banking apps are now emulating social media... 'do you remember that time you bought Anusol.. that special bottle of Harpic, ooh didn't your toilet look nice, the water bill that had gone up by 12%, your mums home care bill, oh its been such a milestone year..' 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Banking apps are now emulating social media... 'do you remember that time you bought Anusol.. that special bottle of Harpic, ooh didn't your toilet look nice, the water bill that had gone up by 12%, your mums home care bill, oh its been such a milestone year..' 🙄
Hang on... I think the boss has more work for me
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hang on... I think the boss has more work for me
If LEGO were concerned about how popular trek LEGO would be.. they won't be concerned anymore... less than a day on sale and the back orders are so great, they won't ship until February 2026...🤯
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If LEGO were concerned about how popular trek LEGO would be.. they won't be concerned anymore... less than a day on sale and the back orders are so great, they won't ship until February 2026...🤯
🥳🎅🎉The Enterprise D is available now.... there's a bit of a queue... LEGO Insiders don't forget your discounts if you have them🖖
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
🥳🎅🎉The Enterprise D is available now.... there's a bit of a queue... LEGO Insiders don't forget your discounts if you have them🖖
Did he say Gobble or Goebbels.. I'd believe either
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Did he say Gobble or Goebbels.. I'd believe either
Those concerned for Maggie's treat quota... the biscuit tin has just been opened... all is well
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Those concerned for Maggie's treat quota... the biscuit tin has just been opened... all is well
Maggie had to have a claw removed a couple weeks ago, just been back to the vets for a check up, all is good, but we had a 15min anxious wait. Maggie was not impressed, normally quiet as a mouse, she howled at the receptionists, the nurses, the vets. Even the cute vet couldn't reassure her this time
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Maggie had to have a claw removed a couple weeks ago, just been back to the vets for a check up, all is good, but we had a 15min anxious wait. Maggie was not impressed, normally quiet as a mouse, she howled at the receptionists, the nurses, the vets. Even the cute vet couldn't reassure her this time
AI make me a picture of Picard having tea with the Golden Girls...
At first glance.. a success... but not on a proper look
At first glance.. a success... but not on a proper look
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
AI make me a picture of Picard having tea with the Golden Girls...
At first glance.. a success... but not on a proper look
At first glance.. a success... but not on a proper look
Or Tesla without Musk is like a pavement without dog shit..
you say potato, I say....
you say potato, I say....
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Or Tesla without Musk is like a pavement without dog shit..
you say potato, I say....
you say potato, I say....
We're bored of fireworks here, yawn. Maggie, thankfully not at all bothered by them. But, sending hugs to all that have to endure this month of hideousness with their sensitive pets, we've been there and understand the stress this month can bring 🫂
November 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We're bored of fireworks here, yawn. Maggie, thankfully not at all bothered by them. But, sending hugs to all that have to endure this month of hideousness with their sensitive pets, we've been there and understand the stress this month can bring 🫂
He hasn't gone anywhere, he's still getting a publicly paid pension, living rent free
Meanwhile that creaking balcony of Royals that still dip their buckets in the public well have all been absolutely fcuking silent
He's avoided justice, you or I would've had our doors kicked in by police
Meanwhile that creaking balcony of Royals that still dip their buckets in the public well have all been absolutely fcuking silent
He's avoided justice, you or I would've had our doors kicked in by police
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
He hasn't gone anywhere, he's still getting a publicly paid pension, living rent free
Meanwhile that creaking balcony of Royals that still dip their buckets in the public well have all been absolutely fcuking silent
He's avoided justice, you or I would've had our doors kicked in by police
Meanwhile that creaking balcony of Royals that still dip their buckets in the public well have all been absolutely fcuking silent
He's avoided justice, you or I would've had our doors kicked in by police
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
October 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
Think you're having a Monday... Life is just so unfair for the aristocracy, you give up a title, drop some money in a charity tin, hand over a medal or two and the bastard plebs still won't let you forget you're accused of being a child rapist...
October 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Think you're having a Monday... Life is just so unfair for the aristocracy, you give up a title, drop some money in a charity tin, hand over a medal or two and the bastard plebs still won't let you forget you're accused of being a child rapist...
She's not been able to go into the living room for most of the week, while we finished decorating.. carpet was laid this morning, furniture back in, now she's forced her way in and reclaimed her spot..
The madam is not messing about tonight
The madam is not messing about tonight
October 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
She's not been able to go into the living room for most of the week, while we finished decorating.. carpet was laid this morning, furniture back in, now she's forced her way in and reclaimed her spot..
The madam is not messing about tonight
The madam is not messing about tonight
From now on, to be known as Mr Twatty not HRH Twatty... get it right kids
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
From now on, to be known as Mr Twatty not HRH Twatty... get it right kids
There are foreigners* in the house, fitting carpets for me to sleep on.... It's all rather noisy and smelly and exciting and horrific and intriguing and and and sleep depriving
*anyone who doesn't arrive with copious treats and cuddles
*anyone who doesn't arrive with copious treats and cuddles
October 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
There are foreigners* in the house, fitting carpets for me to sleep on.... It's all rather noisy and smelly and exciting and horrific and intriguing and and and sleep depriving
*anyone who doesn't arrive with copious treats and cuddles
*anyone who doesn't arrive with copious treats and cuddles
"I've bought you a little treat"
He knows me well....
He knows me well....
October 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"I've bought you a little treat"
He knows me well....
He knows me well....
Absolutely CPR should be taught in schools... and TV dramas need to show more reality, too many TV shows show CPR with wrong positions, show the chest hardly moving, and a single rescuer doing CPR for half an hour without sweating..
Bad CPR is better than no CPR but still show it more realistically
Bad CPR is better than no CPR but still show it more realistically
October 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Absolutely CPR should be taught in schools... and TV dramas need to show more reality, too many TV shows show CPR with wrong positions, show the chest hardly moving, and a single rescuer doing CPR for half an hour without sweating..
Bad CPR is better than no CPR but still show it more realistically
Bad CPR is better than no CPR but still show it more realistically
Share a TV show you love from the 1970s
October 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Share a TV show you love from the 1970s
Marc's final podcast, and it's a returning guest..
It sounds ridiculous but I'm actually going to mourn the loss of this show, it's been a regular part of my week for 16 years. Such a shame it's ending
It sounds ridiculous but I'm actually going to mourn the loss of this show, it's been a regular part of my week for 16 years. Such a shame it's ending
October 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Marc's final podcast, and it's a returning guest..
It sounds ridiculous but I'm actually going to mourn the loss of this show, it's been a regular part of my week for 16 years. Such a shame it's ending
It sounds ridiculous but I'm actually going to mourn the loss of this show, it's been a regular part of my week for 16 years. Such a shame it's ending
Turn the fucker in to the police, let them investigate and if the CROWN prosecution service agrees, try the fucker in the CROWN court and... if found guilty, hold the fucker at HIS pleasure...
But sure.. what can the king do..?
But sure.. what can the king do..?
October 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Turn the fucker in to the police, let them investigate and if the CROWN prosecution service agrees, try the fucker in the CROWN court and... if found guilty, hold the fucker at HIS pleasure...
But sure.. what can the king do..?
But sure.. what can the king do..?
She's watching Strictly...
October 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
She's watching Strictly...