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Jess Koch
@cheezitbandit.bsky.social
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I have a cool cyberpunk haircut and pants, but it's not worth this tbh
January 21, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Reposted by Jess Koch
I have way more faith in Martin finishing his series than I do Rothfuss and I have zero faith in Martin
Yeah, same thing with Name of the Wind.

We got what we're getting. There are plenty of other books to love, time to get to reading them.
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Reposted by Jess Koch
Two boobs on females from cat races. Seriously what?? Either go none, or six. Only GW2 seems sane here. The character artists at Bless may need to go have a cold shower. 🤔
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
New Orleans Uber driver: That's a fake temp tag on that car. Nissan Altimas are the worst drivers here, "big Altima energy". There's a stupid concert downtown, they always start fights, don't go in that area tonight. Wanna hear all seven horns I have installed in my car? Another fake temp tag!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM