Cheese Wizard™️
@cheesewizard.bsky.social
bonn | she/they | cheesemonger | ACS CCP | asexual | ADHD | rad af
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Cheese Wizard™️
@cheesewizard.bsky.social
· Jun 26
i WILL become the cheese wizard that australian man wished me to be
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Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
February 21, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
we should ban pick up trucks.
December 30, 2024 at 11:28 PM
we should ban pick up trucks.
Holidays are always super busy for our shop. Plenty of platters and patrons walking about. But then the holiday is over. No need to celebrate. No need for cheese.
Why are we not celebrating cheese year round? Why are we limiting our joy to just one season?
Eat. More. Cheese. 🧀
Why are we not celebrating cheese year round? Why are we limiting our joy to just one season?
Eat. More. Cheese. 🧀
December 15, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Holidays are always super busy for our shop. Plenty of platters and patrons walking about. But then the holiday is over. No need to celebrate. No need for cheese.
Why are we not celebrating cheese year round? Why are we limiting our joy to just one season?
Eat. More. Cheese. 🧀
Why are we not celebrating cheese year round? Why are we limiting our joy to just one season?
Eat. More. Cheese. 🧀
crimmus board i made at work
December 10, 2024 at 6:29 PM
crimmus board i made at work
plus it makes it taste like plastic so fast.
we already eat so many microplastics every day. don’t add more.
we already eat so many microplastics every day. don’t add more.
If you want to keep your cheese fresh for longer, you might want to reconsider your storage practice. Keeping your best blocks wrapped up in plastic may be causing them an early demise.
#cheese #news 🧀 #cheesestorage
#cheese #news 🧀 #cheesestorage
Don't Wrap Your Cheese in Plastic. Here's How an Expert Says to Store It
We asked a professional cheesemonger how to keep fancy cheeses fresh for as long as possible. You certainly don't store them like Kraft singles.
www.cnet.com
December 10, 2024 at 6:24 PM
plus it makes it taste like plastic so fast.
we already eat so many microplastics every day. don’t add more.
we already eat so many microplastics every day. don’t add more.
people weren’t meant to always be working like this.
November 26, 2024 at 7:31 AM
people weren’t meant to always be working like this.
i’m looking for a thanksgiving veggie side that is NOT greenbean casserole, potatoes, or brussel sprouts.
any fun recipes out there?
any fun recipes out there?
November 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
i’m looking for a thanksgiving veggie side that is NOT greenbean casserole, potatoes, or brussel sprouts.
any fun recipes out there?
any fun recipes out there?
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I know some of the people who think "Elonia" is hilarious are following me. So rather than unfollowing me and declaring me a scold, maybe just think for one minute about what you're accomplishing. And then knock it off.
November 25, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I know some of the people who think "Elonia" is hilarious are following me. So rather than unfollowing me and declaring me a scold, maybe just think for one minute about what you're accomplishing. And then knock it off.
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I have no respect for my betters. Ooh, you’re better than me? Like that’s hard
November 25, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I have no respect for my betters. Ooh, you’re better than me? Like that’s hard
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I say this with love: use alt text, and READ alt text even if you aren’t visually-impaired.
It saves me and other herpers from having to say our pets’ species a zillion times and provides context during slow load times! Alt text makes this place better for everyone, and part of Bsky culture!
It saves me and other herpers from having to say our pets’ species a zillion times and provides context during slow load times! Alt text makes this place better for everyone, and part of Bsky culture!
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I say this with love: use alt text, and READ alt text even if you aren’t visually-impaired.
It saves me and other herpers from having to say our pets’ species a zillion times and provides context during slow load times! Alt text makes this place better for everyone, and part of Bsky culture!
It saves me and other herpers from having to say our pets’ species a zillion times and provides context during slow load times! Alt text makes this place better for everyone, and part of Bsky culture!
i’m gonna make like 6 errors every skeet, and y’all are just gonna have to live with it.
i’m just a lil guy.
i’m just a lil guy.
November 25, 2024 at 12:55 PM
i’m gonna make like 6 errors every skeet, and y’all are just gonna have to live with it.
i’m just a lil guy.
i’m just a lil guy.
go learn about space below
science ama!! ask me astronomy/astrophysics questions and i will try my best to answer them or tag in someone who can :) and don’t worry there is no such thing as a stupid question
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 PM
go learn about space below
i’m almost 30, so obviously i’ve started crocheting. it’s the law.
November 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
i’m almost 30, so obviously i’ve started crocheting. it’s the law.
important cheese tip for the holidays:
1. leave your cheese out on the counter for 30min to an hour to get to room temperature. the flavors are way more developed.
1. leave your cheese out on the counter for 30min to an hour to get to room temperature. the flavors are way more developed.
November 25, 2024 at 12:51 PM
important cheese tip for the holidays:
1. leave your cheese out on the counter for 30min to an hour to get to room temperature. the flavors are way more developed.
1. leave your cheese out on the counter for 30min to an hour to get to room temperature. the flavors are way more developed.
i’m just here to scream into the void. don’t follow me.
November 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
i’m just here to scream into the void. don’t follow me.
facts
I don’t know why it’s a fundamental law of the universe, but all cheesemongers are hot.
November 25, 2024 at 4:22 AM
facts