1 million bedbugs in the shape of a bed
@cheesec4kewh0re.bsky.social
The amount of taco bell in my body could paralyze a moose
My eyes shoot toward plastic wrapped manga like a crow looking for treasures
January 28, 2026 at 10:07 PM
My eyes shoot toward plastic wrapped manga like a crow looking for treasures
*bragging*
"Yeah my neck is so thick, I would need two ropes to hang myself"
"Yeah my neck is so thick, I would need two ropes to hang myself"
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
*bragging*
"Yeah my neck is so thick, I would need two ropes to hang myself"
"Yeah my neck is so thick, I would need two ropes to hang myself"
*Person who has an Italian fetish*
"You had me at thick Italian"
"You had me at thick Italian"
*Thick Italian accent*
"Eyyy my mouth is fulla your fathers jizz!!"
"Eyyy my mouth is fulla your fathers jizz!!"
January 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
*Person who has an Italian fetish*
"You had me at thick Italian"
"You had me at thick Italian"
*Thick Italian accent*
"Eyyy my mouth is fulla your fathers jizz!!"
"Eyyy my mouth is fulla your fathers jizz!!"
January 22, 2026 at 5:20 PM
*Thick Italian accent*
"Eyyy my mouth is fulla your fathers jizz!!"
"Eyyy my mouth is fulla your fathers jizz!!"
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Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
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Did you know?
2025 was the third hottest year on record, and the last 11 years are the warmest ever. Oceans absorbed 90% of the extra heat, fueling stronger storms, heavier floods & marine die-offs.
This isn't "weather", it's our planet screaming. Time to listen.
#OceanHeat
2025 was the third hottest year on record, and the last 11 years are the warmest ever. Oceans absorbed 90% of the extra heat, fueling stronger storms, heavier floods & marine die-offs.
This isn't "weather", it's our planet screaming. Time to listen.
#OceanHeat
January 17, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Did you know?
2025 was the third hottest year on record, and the last 11 years are the warmest ever. Oceans absorbed 90% of the extra heat, fueling stronger storms, heavier floods & marine die-offs.
This isn't "weather", it's our planet screaming. Time to listen.
#OceanHeat
2025 was the third hottest year on record, and the last 11 years are the warmest ever. Oceans absorbed 90% of the extra heat, fueling stronger storms, heavier floods & marine die-offs.
This isn't "weather", it's our planet screaming. Time to listen.
#OceanHeat
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Any one of us could be detained for hours by ICE despite being a U.S. citizen.
Any one of us could be in the next apartment building that ICE raids in the middle of the night.
Any one of us could be the next to be brutalized by ICE for speaking out.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
Any one of us could be in the next apartment building that ICE raids in the middle of the night.
Any one of us could be the next to be brutalized by ICE for speaking out.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
January 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Any one of us could be detained for hours by ICE despite being a U.S. citizen.
Any one of us could be in the next apartment building that ICE raids in the middle of the night.
Any one of us could be the next to be brutalized by ICE for speaking out.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
Any one of us could be in the next apartment building that ICE raids in the middle of the night.
Any one of us could be the next to be brutalized by ICE for speaking out.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
Thats it, im moving to the sewers
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Thats it, im moving to the sewers
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BREAKING: Mother Jones is suing the Bureau of Prisons for Ghislaine Maxwell’s records.
Because someone needed to.
Because someone needed to.
Mother Jones sues the Bureau of Prisons for Ghislaine Maxwell records
Why was Jeffrey Epstein's procurer transferred to a cushy prison?
www.motherjones.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
BREAKING: Mother Jones is suing the Bureau of Prisons for Ghislaine Maxwell’s records.
Because someone needed to.
Because someone needed to.
Me doing stand-up on the Enterprise: "Subspace? Take me out of the holodeck when they find domspace, am i right?"
January 15, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Me doing stand-up on the Enterprise: "Subspace? Take me out of the holodeck when they find domspace, am i right?"
Legitimately dont remember posting this
I peak behind the veil and the ones behind, fearful, beg my mercy.
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Legitimately dont remember posting this
I peak behind the veil and the ones behind, fearful, beg my mercy.
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I peak behind the veil and the ones behind, fearful, beg my mercy.
I've been having those dreams again.
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I've been having those dreams again.
Rate my bars:
I play my girls pussy like a fiddle
Im hard like wood, lemme whittle
I play my girls pussy like a fiddle
Im hard like wood, lemme whittle
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Rate my bars:
I play my girls pussy like a fiddle
Im hard like wood, lemme whittle
I play my girls pussy like a fiddle
Im hard like wood, lemme whittle
Great character idea:
Rememular
- Wizard who practices the school of Rememberancy and can cure Alzheimer's.
- Wears a cursed belt buckle that looks like a peace sign and gives him Alzheimer's, making him forget he can cure it.
Rememular
- Wizard who practices the school of Rememberancy and can cure Alzheimer's.
- Wears a cursed belt buckle that looks like a peace sign and gives him Alzheimer's, making him forget he can cure it.
December 31, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Great character idea:
Rememular
- Wizard who practices the school of Rememberancy and can cure Alzheimer's.
- Wears a cursed belt buckle that looks like a peace sign and gives him Alzheimer's, making him forget he can cure it.
Rememular
- Wizard who practices the school of Rememberancy and can cure Alzheimer's.
- Wears a cursed belt buckle that looks like a peace sign and gives him Alzheimer's, making him forget he can cure it.
Me packing another bowl:
This is how Sisyphus felt.
This is how Sisyphus felt.
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Me packing another bowl:
This is how Sisyphus felt.
This is how Sisyphus felt.
If Gollum was a clown he'd work at an Andy Circus
December 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If Gollum was a clown he'd work at an Andy Circus
My wife is screaming at the shower again...
December 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My wife is screaming at the shower again...
$900 to the first person who gives me $50,000
December 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
$900 to the first person who gives me $50,000
One of those really fast NASCAR pit stop videos but its me packing a bowl
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
One of those really fast NASCAR pit stop videos but its me packing a bowl
Im going to create soo much generational trauma when I have kids
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Im going to create soo much generational trauma when I have kids
A wizard doctor after setting a broken arm: "I CAST."
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A wizard doctor after setting a broken arm: "I CAST."
Okay, this won the internet for today.
*Picture of a bloated human corpse*
*Picture of a bloated human corpse*
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Okay, this won the internet for today.
*Picture of a bloated human corpse*
*Picture of a bloated human corpse*
This ones for the haters
December 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This ones for the haters
RIP Sir-Mix-A-Lot, you would have loved catgirls
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
RIP Sir-Mix-A-Lot, you would have loved catgirls