the joys of watching your fertility fall away in America in 2025

Gavin Newsom and Andrew Cuomo might be creeps, you might get cold chills when you see them, it might be obvious from everything they say and do that they'd kick you down an elevator shaft to save two minutes on their commute, but also they are below replacement-level. They stink. Respect yourself!

2007: haha my 12yo crotchling (i call her demonspawn lolz) is finally back to school! time to wind that mohair and swatch it up!!!!!

2025: is this text I just got a scam? it says my package was delayed at the Poyst Onfice. oh dear. Asking here because my daughter didn’t pick up the phone. Thx

I’ve been insisting this should happen for about 20 years

I wanna drive it

The rest of the night we played Hues and Cues and looked at the cat

Last batch of yesterday’s hourlies. #hourlycomicday #hcd2025

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I think you may have just answered your own question

more hourlies. morelies? #hcd2025 #hourlycomicday

I am very obviously Not an Artist but I drew comics all through middle school and I like to dabble in it when I can! Diary comics are my fav

Ideally bloodier because I promise I will go down swinging